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02-17-2010, 08:29 PM
This thread is somewhat ludicrous. That, however, doesn't surprise me given the total stupidity of religion nor the religious intolerance. Also, saying that the Baptist Church is the singular 'right' view upon Christianity is mundane - why would all the previous methodologies of Christianity be lesser, despite them preceding (and most likely influencing) Baptism.
Oh, and that was indeed the Norwegian flag; please get your facts straight.
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02-17-2010, 08:29 PM
When are you people gona stop trying to push your religion on other people?
I´m mean is it so hard for you to accapte other people find the same comfort and love from other "God" that you get from your lord and savior?
What I think every religion in the world I know of only teach´s one thing... "Treat people like you what to be treat´d" or something down that line. I live by that alone and I treat everyone the same, if any religious group come´s to my door and ask if I would like to hear from them why I should belive in they´re god I will listen and take it under consideration...
But this is going to far. If you trully belive that your god hate´s other people cause they have diffrent belive´s your wrong. I think no matter what you belive aslong as you live by what he laid down in the 10 rules you would be loved by him or her.
I for one dont have any belive other then live day to day on as a human that treats people with kindness no matter race,belive´s or sexuality.
I know I´m still young and you will probably think I´m some kind of retard saying this but you people need to grow up and move your big head´s out of this bubble religioun has been made of through out the years.
I am sorry if I offend people with what I said and I´m allso sorry for my bad gramar in english.
Kind regards Hlynur Iceland.
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02-17-2010, 08:29 PM
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They are the most widely used FIRST languages, that is true. But overall number of people who know English? Well, let me ask - did they teach you Chinese or Spanish in school?
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i learned spanish. and next year at university, i'm going to learn chinese. besides i was not referring merely to first languages. i said outside of china. Mandarin Chinese is the most widely used language and is a very useful skill to have in business.
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02-17-2010, 08:29 PM
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i definitely have no penis and i have breasts. definitely a girl, but i never said i was a woman yet. really it should be the other way around, I should attack your manhood for firstly responding to my post, and secondly for having such a great comeback "are you sure you are a woman," ooh ouch. virgin to boot. poor little jesus boy all scared of an itty bitty girl.
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Now, now, missy, no need to get upset. Is it your time of the month?
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02-17-2010, 08:32 PM
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Women don't have opinions. Their brains are not strong enough to form coherent thoughts. That's why they need men to lead them. If you believe you have opinions, it is because of the demons whispering in your ears.
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Your posts suggest anything but intelligence and coherence: if women must depend on men such as yourself, I pray for humankind.
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02-17-2010, 08:33 PM
right, so everything i just said is just demons whispering in my ear? no i'm pretty sure they are my opinions. i'm a very opinionated woman and also one who finds amusement in the sheer stupidity of your fundamentalist ideas.
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02-17-2010, 08:34 PM
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i like you icelander 7.
and yay! i'm a viking feminist. i could have sworn you would have called me a sassy-mouthed feminazi bitch. not very nice to your fellow american now are you?
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Why are you so harsh?
Because the truth is harsh. We use great plainness of speech, and will not beat around the bush when it comes to someone's eternal soul.
It has been said "honey draws more flies than does vinegar." This really isn't a Biblical concept. The Bible teaches the exact opposite. For example, Jude says "Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life. And of some have compassion, making a difference, And others save with fear, pulling them out of the fire, hating even the garment spotted by the flesh." Furthermore, you should carefully examine all of the preachers (including Jesus) in the Bible. On some, they had compassion. On others, they preached fear. It is our duty to make a difference.
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02-17-2010, 08:36 PM
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have you ever been to chinatown?
plus, they don't cut off the penis, they make a mold of it. a lot of foreigners have participated. and i'm not a lesbian, of course i have no proof other than i am extremely attracted to men. i don't hate jesus, i hate his ignorant followers like you.
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It's okay, we are blessed by your persecution.
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02-17-2010, 08:37 PM
ooh yay, look at me i'm a fat-ass middleaged woman.
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02-17-2010, 08:38 PM
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This thread is somewhat ludicrous. That, however, doesn't surprise me given the total stupidity of religion nor the religious intolerance. Also, saying that the Baptist Church is the singular 'right' view upon Christianity is mundane
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Mundane? Don't use words you don't know the meaning of.
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- why would all the previous methodologies of Christianity be lesser, despite them preceding (and most likely influencing) Baptism.
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Actually, Baptism was the first method of Christianity, as practiced by the Apostles and taught in the Bible.
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02-17-2010, 08:39 PM
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When are you people gona stop trying to push your religion on other people?
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We didn't make you come onto our forums, did we?
Stop pushing YOUR beliefs on US.
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02-17-2010, 08:40 PM
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have you ever been to chinatown?
and they don't cut off the penises, they make a mold. a lot of foreigners have participated as well. i've never been, and i don't want to either. i don't get the fascination. and i'm not a lesbian, i don't really have proof other than i'm attracted to men and not attracted to women in the slightest. and i don't hate jesus, i hate his ignorant followers. like you.
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Sure I go to China town, Ho lung fo Hop speaks fluent English. And makes great fried rice to boot!
What kinda sick people make a mold of a mans tallywacker and the display it? A country where whoring is legal, you have a museum dedicated to a mans penis. and to top it all off you hate Jesus and any one who believes in Him. And yet you some how think the US of A is a bad place.
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02-17-2010, 08:41 PM
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You may not hate Jesus, but unless you repent, he definitely hates YOU.
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i never knew jesus was so spiteful. god, sure. but jesus did say, "he who is without sin cast the first stone."
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 08:41 PM
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i learned spanish. and next year at university, i'm going to learn chinese. besides i was not referring merely to first languages. i said outside of china. Mandarin Chinese is the most widely used language and is a very useful skill to have in business.
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Yes. How many international business people do you know who don't know English?
How many don't know Mandarin?
How many people in Iceland speak fluent Mandarin?
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02-17-2010, 08:42 PM
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Your posts suggest anything but intelligence and coherence: if women must depend on men such as yourself, I pray for humankind.
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Good, we need all the prayers we can get. 99.999% of humankind is going to hell to get tortured by Jesus for all eternity.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 08:46 PM
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i never knew jesus was so spiteful. god, sure. but jesus did say, "he who is without sin cast the first stone."
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Jesus wants what is best for humankind. The sooner that you begin to realize this, and begin to make a change for the better, the quicker your soul will be saved.
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13 Wherefore take unto you the whole armour of God, that ye may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 08:46 PM
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right, so everything i just said is just demons whispering in my ear? no i'm pretty sure they are my opinions. i'm a very opinionated woman and also one who finds amusement in the sheer stupidity of your fundamentalist ideas.
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02-17-2010, 08:47 PM
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Why are you so harsh?
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you should have checked before you posted, i didn't ask why you are so harsh. i was being sarcastic saying your not nice to your fellow americans.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 08:47 PM
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Mundane? Don't use words you don't know the meaning of.
Actually, Baptism was the first method of Christianity, as practiced by the Apostles and taught in the Bible.
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Oh, mundane means 'dull' and I find the poster's lack of originality sinfully boring to say that Baptism is the "right" method, since so many fundamentalist religious methods say this. Historically speaking, Baptism was not the first method.
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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-17-2010, 08:47 PM
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ooh yay, look at me i'm a fat-ass middleaged woman.
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At least you're honest. But don't worry, just do some exercise and dieting and you can be as good as shape as I am.
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