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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-26-2010, 09:36 PM
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Rev. Rodimer:
Councilman King and I have issued a subpoena for you personal and church tax records. We believe there may be a violation of your tax exempt status.
Please deliver said records to City Hall today.
JJH
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Wow, Miss Cassandra was right, you ARE out of touch with reality
I live in Indiana, where I head a small congregation of my own. Why would I want Zeke's position as Pastor Deacon Fred's Chief Bootlicker Number Two?
Mr. DeWitt, My Right Shoe and My Left Shoe have both been missing since the election. They look exactly like Mayor Hold's newish shoes. Have you seen them about?
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-27-2010, 12:08 AM
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Wow, Miss Cassandra was right, you ARE out of touch with reality
I live in Indiana, where I head a small congregation of my own.
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The requirement for your tax records has nothing to do with where you are located.
I wish you all the best being located in Indiana. That state needs a Godly city like Freehold, or, a Godly Mayor like myself to correct the demonic path the state in on.
You have all those men who need a shave riding in buggies trying to make some point or another about religion.
Then, Indiana was home to one of the first move-the-Ten Commandments cases.
I believe True Christians™ get hosed in Indiana. Maybe that's why we True Christians™ call it the Hoser State.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-27-2010, 12:17 AM
It appears this thread got a tad off topic. But since it is, I'll mention the bear spotted in Freehold today by Brother Bobby-Joe.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-28-2010, 03:43 AM
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Wow, Miss Cassandra was right, you ARE out of touch with reality
I live in Indiana, where I head a small congregation of my own. Why would I want Zeke's position as Pastor Deacon Fred's Chief Bootlicker Number Two?
Mr. DeWitt, My Right Shoe and My Left Shoe have both been missing since the election. They look exactly like Mayor Hold's newish shoes. Have you seen them about?
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No check the cobblers or the Goodwill.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-28-2010, 11:55 PM
I thought I saw someone who looked like Pastor huddled is a serious discussion with Sarah Palin and Sen. McCain in AZ. Could it be they called him there to seek his advice? Or, might they have asked him to come along to the Tea Party events as a spiritual leader?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-29-2010, 01:21 PM
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I thought I saw someone who looked like Pastor huddled is a serious discussion with Sarah Palin and Sen. McCain in AZ. Could it be they called him there to seek his advice? Or, might they have asked him to come along to the Tea Party events as a spiritual leader?
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If they know what is best for our country and for the Tea Party, they will beg him to be their spiritual leader.
He should really run for Senate, in my humble opinion. We need more Godly men in powerful positions.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-29-2010, 01:57 PM
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If they know what is best for our country and for the Tea Party, they will beg him to be their spiritual leader.
He should really run for Senate, in my humble opinion. We need more Godly men in powerful positions.
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Perhaps that is the answer as to what Pastor Zeke is up to. The stage for his entry into politics seems perfect. An O'President who thinks he is smarter than we mere Baptists. A Congress that is going left. The curtain opens and out steps Pastor. Praise the Lord.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-29-2010, 02:12 PM
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Did anyone see the pastor on Friday?
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I don't Know if I saw Him/him, but I saw a very strange sight: A White rap-crapper styling himself as "E-Z-Eek" was rappin' out a Message near Walmart that if passerby Wished to become $avED they'd slip currency into the horrible little G-string he was wearing.
A Miracle he didn't get Arrested, whoever it was
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-29-2010, 02:44 PM
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I don't Know if I saw Him/him, but I saw a very strange sight: A White rap-crapper styling himself as "E-Z-Eek" was rappin' out a Message near Walmart that if passerby Wished to become $avED they'd slip currency into the horrible little G-string he was wearing.
A Miracle he didn't get Arrested, whoever it was
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It was on Fox news and I was amazed at how much he resembled our Pastor!
I managed to get a screenshot:
Uhmmm...
I mean: DESPICABLE to impersonate our Pastor!
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-29-2010, 03:39 PM
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It was on Fox news and I was amazed at how much he resembled our Pastor!
I managed to get a screenshot:
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That's him! The very same! Only when I saw him the loincloth was pointing out, distinctly, for perhaps 8" or 9".......
Apparently all the Donation Bills were inserted rolled-up, and they stuck together. Looked a little obscene, I must say. JESUS!
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-29-2010, 03:55 PM
So, you're saying that Zeke has been drugged by Johny Toe Jam, brainwashed by hippies, and turned into a shaved-bodied homosexual stripper?
To think I looked up to that man!
I think I'm gonna barf.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
03-29-2010, 06:10 PM
What about this?
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I suppose this means that President Obama will have to marry some man now. I suppose he'll choose a white man to be his "beeyatch" just to prove how much he hates God.
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No, it couldn't be THAT bad.
I think I'll just pray that Zeke was killed in a tragic snowblower accident. Yes, that'd be far better.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-02-2010, 01:47 AM
Well at least he is missing. I was getting maaaaaaad as a hornet that he wasn't returning my calls.
All I have to say is he better have a good explanation. Last time something like this happened I almost had to kill some slut from Australia. Oh well, at least I got a nice necklace out of it.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-02-2010, 08:45 PM
How come the Pastor is still on here leaving messages if he is missing. Sorry but thats in its self is confusing have you tried to contact the Pastor on here.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-02-2010, 09:32 PM
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How come the Pastor is still on here leaving messages if he is missing. Sorry but thats in its self is confusing have you tried to contact the Pastor on here.
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We believe that to be an impostor, as he never addresses where he is, and has not been seen in Freehold for what, a week and a half now?
Bible boring? Nonsense!
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-02-2010, 09:57 PM
Even if it is him, he's not returning personal messages or letting anyone know what's going on.
I don't exactly call the odd drive by posting "finding" him.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-02-2010, 10:55 PM
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We believe that to be an impostor, as he never addresses where he is, and has not been seen in Freehold for what, a week and a half now?
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You could be right that it is an impostor. The messages that are being left i feel are not from him.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-03-2010, 01:23 AM
i really disliked pastor ezekiel he was not very nice.
this site should be removed because it offends those who choose to have alternative lifestyles and beliefs and that is wrong and discriminatory and i know discrimination when i see it
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-03-2010, 01:34 AM
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i really disliked pastor ezekiel he was not very nice.
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Hell, from which he worked so hard to save people like you, isn't very nice, hippie.
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Re: What happened to pastor Ezekiel? -
04-03-2010, 08:02 AM
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i really disliked pastor ezekiel he was not very nice
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Of course he was not nice to you. You are an idiot and you need to wake up and start reading the Holy Bible to save your soul! If you ever reach Heaven you will thank Pastor Ezekiel for putting you on the right path to salvation!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
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