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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-30-2014, 09:46 AM
You came into our house. You can't just come in and demand evidence or proof. When you come into God's forum making ridiculous claims then you'd better back them up with something a little better than 'science said so'
This is now the 6th time you've responded to a post and totally avoided to provide any evidence backing your claim. We don't need to provide anything, we all believe the same and we know it's true. Your the one barging in here with different, and quite frankly, absurd views. So therefore the burden of proof is on you to provide the evidence.
So when you've got time, after you've finished worshipping monkeys and satan, please provide us with evidence. Otherwise don't respond at all.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-30-2014, 11:29 AM
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Because I have not yet been banned, there is no reason
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No, by your logic you are still wrong and you lost.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-30-2014, 05:18 PM
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Again, a total refusal to answer my questions.
I'll ask again.. Never mind what other people believe. What is the proof that atheism is correct.
You still evade the question. It's obvious you don't have an answer and it's obvious you just hate God.
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So what if you've disproved many religions. So did God, thousands of years before you did. Why are you trying to steal God's credit? Are you the typical atheistical scientist who plagiarizes everything so he can up his impact factor? Stop plagiarizing the Bible and start believing it. No scientist has disproven the Bible, because it is fact. It has stood unchanged and unbroken for far longer than any scientific theory. Just learn to accept that.
Deuteronomy 4:35
Unto thee it was shewed, that thou mightest know that the Lord he is God; there is none else beside him.
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No, it still has nothing to do if your point is right or wrong. It's very simple. In what kind of weird world do you live in where right or wrong is determined if you are banned or not in forum?
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Originally Posted by Holy Henry
You came into our house. You can't just come in and demand evidence or proof. When you come into God's forum making ridiculous claims then you'd better back them up with something a little better than 'science said so'
This is now the 6th time you've responded to a post and totally avoided to provide any evidence backing your claim. We don't need to provide anything, we all believe the same and we know it's true. Your the one barging in here with different, and quite frankly, absurd views. So therefore the burden of proof is on you to provide the evidence.
So when you've got time, after you've finished worshipping monkeys and satan, please provide us with evidence. Otherwise don't respond at all.
Glory to Christ!
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What... the... fu-
I do not worship monkeys. I do not worship your devil. I have told you that countless times. It appears it has so far totally failed to penetrate your thick skull. I simply deny his existence, like I deny the existence of your god. Monkeys, I believe to be our ancestors. We then adapted into humans. That is like saying that you people worship cavemen. Wait... Oh, never mind. As for why I do not believe your god exists, I have made several points, but I can see that you are still undeterred. So one final question. Please answer this one, so I can tell you why I believe that your god is nonexistent.
Is there anything that was not made by your god? In other words, nothing exists that your god did not create. Is this true? There is nothing that came without your god? Therefore, Atheists would be one hundred percent WRONG_in_assuming_that_there_is_something_out_ther e_that_is_NOT_created_by_your_god?
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-30-2014, 05:23 PM
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...Is there anything that was not made by your god? In other words, nothing exists that your god did not create. Is this true? There is nothing that came without your god?...
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-30-2014, 06:23 PM
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Is there anything that was not made by your god? In other words, nothing exists that your god did not create. Is this true? There is nothing that came without your god? Therefore, Atheists would be one hundred percent WRONG_in_assuming_that_there_is_something_out_ther e_that_is_NOT_created_by_your_god?
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The old "Can God microwave a burrito so hot even He can't eat it?" routine.
Son, your mockery and ridicule will not deter us from proclaiming the Truth! Your persecution, and the increasing persecution of your kind onto the few True Christians™ left on earth will only serve to strengthen us. We are encouraged by Christ Himself to take your beating (1 Peter 4:16); we know great rewards await us for enduring your abuse (Matthew 5:12); we've been warned long ago to expect you (1 Thessalonians 3:4; 2 Timothy 3:12; John 15:20). But we know something you don't. We know the LORD is TRIUMPHANT! (Jeremiah 20:11)
We know that Satan works hardest against those closest to the LORD, and he is working through you right now what with trying to "stump" us intellectually. It won't work dear. We will not get into a logical debate because logic and reason are the very tools of the devil, and we will use only the armor God gives us against such attacks:
Ephesians 6:11-18
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-30-2014, 09:38 PM
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What... the... fu-
I do not worship monkeys. I do not worship your devil. I have told you that countless times. It appears it has so far totally failed to penetrate your thick skull. I simply deny his existence, like I deny the existence of your god. Monkeys, I believe to be our ancestors. We then adapted into humans. That is like saying that you people worship cavemen. Wait... Oh, never mind. As for why I do not believe your god exists, I have made several points, but I can see that you are still undeterred. So one final question. Please answer this one, so I can tell you why I believe that your god is nonexistent.
Is there anything that was not made by your god? In other words, nothing exists that your god did not create. Is this true? There is nothing that came without your god? Therefore, Atheists would be one hundred percent WRONG_in_assuming_that_there_is_something_out_ther e_that_is_NOT_created_by_your_god?
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Seven replies now and still no evidence or proof. You've just come on here to spread hate and mock us. You clearly have no desire for intelligent conversation.
Go and spout your nonsense elsewhere. There is Proof and Evidence all over this forum that God is real.. Your just being a typical atheist pig and choosing to ignore it all so you can spread your satanic lies.
I'm finished with you now. Your not worth anymore of my time. Enjoy roasting in hell.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 01:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Holy Henry
Seven replies now and still no evidence or proof. You've just come on here to spread hate and mock us. You clearly have no desire for intelligent conversation.
Go and spout your nonsense elsewhere. There is Proof and Evidence all over this forum that God is real.. Your just being a typical atheist pig and choosing to ignore it all so you can spread your satanic lies.
I'm finished with you now. Your not worth anymore of my time. Enjoy roasting in hell.
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Seriously? After seven times, you still cannot wrap your head around the fact that I answered you? In fact, YOU have not answered me. Stop stalling and trying to distract me and please answer the question. And what does 'Logic and Reason are the tools of the Devil' mean? That is the most stupid thing on this forum yet!
Is there anything that was not made by your god? In other words, nothing exists that your god did not create. Is this true? There is nothing that came without your god? Therefore, Atheists would be one hundred percent WRONG_in_assuming_that_there_is_something_out_ther e_that_is_NOT_created_by_your_god?
Please answer it instead of bringing up holy burritos. I am looking at YOU, Mary.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 02:10 AM
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Yes, the Bible says God created everything. What is your point?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 02:22 AM
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Yes, the Bible says God created everything. What is your point?
Just can't help yourself, can you?
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So everything that ever existed and that ever will exist was created by your god. Right? If it was not created by your god, it is impossible. Comprendy?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 02:30 AM
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So everything that ever existed and that ever will exist was created by your god. Right? If it was not created by your god, it is impossible. Comprendy?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 03:41 AM
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So everything that ever existed and that ever will exist was created by your god. Right? If it was not created by your god, it is impossible. Comprendy?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 08:03 AM
LUKE 11:23 He that is not with me is against me: and he that gathereth not with me scattereth. KJV
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When did I say that I hated your god?
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To stand in opposition to God, scattering where He would gather, is to hate Him. You continued:
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I am not going to swear my eternal soul to someone who has not given any proof of his existence for thousands of years
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Then you have something of a problem don't you. In pondering the fate (or function) of your eternal soul within a temporal universe, the local universe where answers follow questions and one moment follows another, you are disregarding the most obvious question: where did that eternal soul come from?
PSALM 90:2 Before the mountains were brought forth, or ever thou hadst formed the earth and the world, even from everlasting to everlasting, thou art God. KJV
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 05:12 PM
What a fantastic thread, this should show those Atheists
Praise our Lord!
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 05:36 PM
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It is Landover policy that Unsaved Trash treat other Unsaved trash with some semblance of civility.
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What?
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How is that insulting? I simply asked a question about your god. I will repeat it. If it was not created by your god, it is nothing. Right?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 06:04 PM
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What?
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How is that insulting?...
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It was the "comprendy?" bit.
It's insulting because 1) you imply that there is a language problem where there is none (at least on this end), as I have agreed (three times, now) that the Bible says God created everything, and 2) the unspoken (yet still there) allegation that people who do not agree with you must only disagree with you because they don't understand the words you are saying (as opposed to the actual case where people don't agree with what you are saying), and 3) misspelling "comprende" is just plain culturally insensitive, idiot (unless it's done in an ironic, self-deprecating manner, but that would require you to shelve your enormous ego for a minute and somehow develop a sense of humour, magic 8-ball says "nuh-uh, not gonna happen").
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...I simply asked a question about your god. I will repeat it...
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And I'd repeat the answer I've already given (twice) if you asked the same question. But you didn't. It's a slight variation, but enough that it's a different question.
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...If it was not created by your god, it is nothing. Right?
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NO. The Bible says that if God did not create something, it does not exist. That is not the same as saying it's "nothing".
So the Bible says God created everything. For the third time, WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 06:26 PM
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It was the "comprendy?" bit.
It's insulting because 1) you imply that there is a language problem where there is none (at least on this end), as I have agreed (three times, now) that the Bible says God created everything, and 2) the unspoken (yet still there) allegation that people who do not agree with you must only disagree with you because they don't understand the words you are saying (as opposed to the actual case where people don't agree with what you are saying), and 3) misspelling "comprende" is just plain culturally insensitive, idiot (unless it's done in an ironic, self-deprecating manner, but that would require you to shelve your enormous ego for a minute and somehow develop a sense of humour, magic 8-ball says "nuh-uh, not gonna happen").
And I'd repeat the answer I've already given (twice) if you asked the same question. But you didn't. It's a slight variation, but enough that it's a different question.
NO. The Bible says that if God did not create something, it does not exist. That is not the same as saying it's "nothing".
So the Bible says God created everything. For the third time, WHAT IS YOUR POINT?
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My point is this. Who created your god?
If he created himself, then the Big Bang theory is highly plausible, because Christians believe it to be false due to the fact that nothing started it. It just blew of its own accord. If he just was, if he just exists? According to the bible, if God did not create something, it does not exist. If your god did not create himself... Then he must not exist, due to his own logic in your bible. If someone else created him,
a) He still would not exist and
b) You Christians would be worshipping the wrong dude.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 06:45 PM
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My point is this. Who created your god?...
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The Bible says He has always existed, so the rest of your pseudo-philisophical wanking is meaningless.
You may find Gnosticism interesting.
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 07:12 PM
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due to his own logic
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As you have shown before, logic really is not your strong point. Remember, by your own logic you are wrong and you already lost.
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You Christians would be worshipping the wrong dude.
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Can't you read, or are you just really that stupid that you still don't realize that Didy is an atheist?
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 08:02 PM
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As you have shown before, logic really is not your strong point. Remember, by your own logic you are wrong and you already lost.
Can't you read, or are you just really that stupid that you still don't realize that Didy is an atheist?
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Um...
Please answer the question. I know that didy is an atheist, but you Christians were too stupid to answer my simple yes/no question that I grew tired of asking and decided to answer the one intelligent person on the forums.
Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
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Re: 101 reasons why Atheists are WRONG !!! -
03-31-2014, 08:10 PM
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I know that didy is an atheist
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OK. That's why you called him as "you Christian". I have to say, it goes well along with your understanding of logic
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