[furryfool]

I recently came across this forum after many internet searches, and am delighted to see it has a singles area. I have tried Myspace, Facebook to no avail, and e-Harmony makes me nervous. All I have encountered are uncouth souls who seem less interested in God then they proclaim.

If you will allow me to indulge my tale, perhaps I may find a friend or more. I'm 26, slender, light complexion, a baptized Catholic living in a decadent upperclass area with greed surround. Aside from my profession I teach Sunday School, and while I'm proud to pass the word of the Lord on to young minds, I'm sad to say it's left me unfulfilled because children here don't appreciate the true Message. I also have a bit of baggage, as they say, as I was fondled mercilessly in my youth by a servant of the Lord on Altar Guild that I trusted. I've turned my life around with the help of the Lord by keeping the Faith, but I still have a deep-routed fear of candlesticks.

I've settled down from a life tormented, and am ready to open my heart once again to a kind soul with a patient heart.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by IGSH-IRNI

I recently came across this forum after many internet searches, and am delighted to see it has a singles area. I have tried Myspace, Facebook to no avail, and e-Harmony makes me nervous. All I have encountered are uncouth souls who seem less interested in God then they proclaim.

If you will allow me to indulge my tale, perhaps I may find a friend or more. I'm 26, slender, light complexion, a baptized Catholic living in a decadent upperclass area with greed surround. Aside from my profession I teach Sunday School, and while I'm proud to pass the word of the Lord on to young minds, I'm sad to say it's left me unfulfilled because children here don't appreciate the true Message. I also have a bit of baggage, as they say, as I was fondled mercilessly in my youth by a servant of the Lord on Altar Guild that I trusted. I've turned my life around with the help of the Lord by keeping the Faith, but I still have a deep-routed fear of candlesticks.

I've settled down from a life tormented, and am ready to open my heart once again to a kind soul with a patient heart.

CATHOLIC?

CATHOLIC?!

This is a Christian Church forum, not some Pagan Pedophile Papist Pervert Pickup Place!

Begone, Papist!

[furryfool]

Being that I was 3 months old, I don't recall having much choice in the matter. I'm now teaching in an Episcopal church. I've taught in Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, and general community Churches. The walls and roof aren't the point, God's message is.

To quote Clairee Belcher in Steel Magnolias, "Honey, God doesn't care where you pray, as long as you show up".

My message is pure, my past is rough. Only God can judge me. I look to fellow humans to help me on my path.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by IGSH-IRNI

Being that I was 3 months old, I don't recall having much choice in the matter. I'm now teaching in an Episcopal church. I've taught in Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, and general community Churches. The walls and roof aren't the point, God's message is.

To quote Clairee Belcher in Steel Magnolias, "Honey, God doesn't care where you pray, as long as you show up".

My message is pure, my past is rough. Only God can judge me. I look to fellow humans to help me on my path.

We listen to quotes of Jesus, not women in "chick flicks".

God cares very much where you pray. If you pray at an anti-Semitic Lutheran house, God is angry. If you pray at a "church" which welcomes queers who quote "Steel Magnolias", God is enraged. If you pray at an Episcopal church, with some Lezbean priest, God is disgusted.

If you follow all the commands of the Bible and love Jesus with all your heart, God will allow you to service Him in Heaven, praising Him without ceasing for all eternity. Otherwise, you can join the Catholic Cultists, Lutherans, etc. in Hell.

Here, read this excellent thread on why Catholic Cultists are NOT Christian. If you are no longer Catholic, you should deny their pagan Papist perversions!

[furryfool]

As a vessel of the Lord's Word, while I appreciate your opinions on whom God has and has not whispered in your humble human ear whom He (you?) accepts and does not accept as his children, I'm proud to be a child of a God and His Only Son whom no children fear, only love.

As I teach my children (my school children, that is. I am barren from the scarring of the candlewax.) Jesus loves all the children. He loves them and He protects them, even if they do not agree with His love and protection. That is not hippy, cultist, papist, nor atheist. It is not exclusive, because Jesus is not exclusive. I am saddened you find Jesus as a hateful and vengeful person, and I'm sure he is too, as all of mankind was made in God's likeness, whether or not they choose to respect that likeness.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by IGSH-IRNI

As a vessel of the Lord's Word, while I appreciate your opinions on whom God has and has not whispered in your humble human ear whom He (you?) accepts and does not accept as his children, I'm proud to be a child of a God and His Only Son whom no children fear, only love.

As I teach my children (my school children, that is. I am barren from the scarring of the candlewax.) Jesus loves all the children. He loves them and He protects them, even if they do not agree with His love and protection. That is not hippy, cultist, papist, nor atheist. It is not exclusive, because Jesus is not exclusive. I am saddened you find Jesus as a hateful and vengeful person, and I'm sure he is too, as all of mankind was made in God's likeness, whether or not they choose to respect that likeness.

I see no point in refuting your LIEbral hippie love god nonsense here. It's been refuted scores of times on this forum; you're clearly the sort who ignores the Bible and listens to her own "feelings".

Instead of using the singles section as a place to spread your heresy, why don't you toddle on over to the introductions section and properly introduce your God-mocking, false Christian self?

[Deaner]

Originally Posted by IGSH-IRNI

I am saddened you find Jesus as a hateful and vengeful person, and I'm sure he is too, as all of mankind was made in God's likeness, whether or not they choose to respect that likeness.

So if Jesus loves us all, even if we spit in His face, why is there a hell?

[Brother Temperance]

Originally Posted by IGSH-IRNI

As a vessel of the Lord's Word, while I appreciate your opinions on whom God has and has not whispered in your humble human ear whom He (you?) accepts and does not accept as his children, I'm proud to be a child of a God and His Only Son whom no children fear, only love.

Wait? Are you saying that the children don't fear you, or that they don't fear God?

Leviticus 19:32 Thou shalt rise up before the hoary head, and honour the face of the old man, and fear thy God: I am the LORD.

Leviticus 25:43 Thou shalt not rule over him with rigour; but shalt fear thy God.

There are plenty more examples of God commanding us to fear Him. How are your kids meant to learn anything if they don't fear the Lord?

Proverbs 1:7 The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge: but fools despise wisdom and instruction.

As I teach my children (my school children, that is. I am barren from the scarring of the candlewax.) Jesus loves all the children. He loves them and He protects them, even if they do not agree with His love and protection. That is not hippy, cultist, papist, nor atheist.

That is the very definition of hippy. And besides which, it's simply untrue.
According to the most recent statistics, 270 out of every 1000 children born in Sierra Leone will die before the age of five. If Jesus is protecting all the children, He's not very good at His job. Are you calling Our Lord and Saviour incompetent?

It is not exclusive, because Jesus is not exclusive.

Matthew 7:21 Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.

John 3:18 He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.

Revelation 20:15 And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

That sounds a bit exclusive to me.

[furryfool]

Your judgement is not lost on me.

I'm here to state my agenda: I need a man. A solid man, a strong man, a caring man.

A man who loves ***ual delights and expressiveness. I offer **** and am open to ***-to-*****. I was a young gymnast. Think about it.

Good luck with your judgemental ne'er-do-welling in the name of the Lord. ***** is difficult to find, especially when there are so many illnesses out there oozing the Lord's name in vain like a ***** at a nudist colonie. The Japanese have a word for the vainful spilling of the Lord's name. ******. Ya know, there's a wide gap between my strong big toe and the rest of my toes. Think about it. I shall continue to spew forth the word of God and lick up the seeds of real Men who know the Word. I shall swallow every last drop of His praise and every ******* of my body is open to His kindness and strength. I was born with one very large ear. Think about it. Thank you for letting me find some shelter for oh these few minutes, I shall take my experience here and add it to my deep-********ing thoughts.

Praise be, and best of luck on all your Journey's.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by IGSH-IRNI

Your judgement is not lost on me.

I'm here to state my agenda: I need a man. A solid man, a strong man, a caring man.

A man who loves ***ual delights and expressiveness. I offer **** and am open to ***-to-*****. I was a young gymnast. Think about it.

Good luck with your judgemental ne'er-do-welling in the name of the Lord. ***** is difficult to find, especially when there are so many illnesses out there oozing the Lord's name in vain like a ***** at a nudist colonie. The Japanese have a word for the vainful spilling of the Lord's name. ******. Ya know, there's a wide gap between my strong big toe and the rest of my toes. Think about it. I shall continue to spew forth the word of God and lick up the seeds of real Men who know the Word. I shall swallow every last drop of His praise and every ******* of my body is open to His kindness and strength. I was born with one very large ear. Think about it. Thank you for letting me find some shelter for oh these few minutes, I shall take my experience here and add it to my deep-********ing thoughts.

Praise be, and best of luck on all your Journey's.

This depraved filth sickens me. I knew you were no Christian from the start!

Begone, vile succubus! No True Christian™ man wants anything to do with your depraved, sticky, acrobatic sensual delights!

[Roberta]

Dear Ernie,

Where do you live in NY? I was raised an Episcopalian but but female priests, sames sex marriages and Archbishop Williams' position on Sharia Law caused me to reevaluate my convictions. Luckily, God led me to Landover.

I have an Ivy education (Farmington/Cornell) and live in Stowe, VT. I am looking for a Christian man.

Robbie

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Originally Posted by Roberta

Dear Ernie,

Where do you live in NY? I was raised an Episcopalian but but female priests, sames sex marriages and Archbishop Williams' position on Sharia Law caused me to reevaluate my convictions. Luckily, God led me to Landover.

I have an Ivy education (Farmington/Cornell) and live in Stowe, VT. I am looking for a Christian man.

Robbie

Psssst . . . Sister . . . I think Ernie is looking for his Bert, if you know what I mean . . .

[Roberta]

OMG! I thought he was a ravaged altar boy in search of a caring lady.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Originally Posted by IGSH-IRNI

I need a man. A solid man, a strong man, a caring man.

Providing you are a woman, this is the greatest truth in your otherwise incoherent ramblings. You do need a man. A solid man, a strong man, a caring man. A True Christian™ man. One who can lead you on the Narrow Path to Jesus.

[Miss Maisie]

Originally Posted by IGSH-IRNI

Your judgement is not lost on me.

I'm here to state my agenda: I need a man. A solid man, a strong man, a caring man.

A man who loves ***ual delights and expressiveness. I offer **** and am open to ***-to-*****. I was a young gymnast. Think about it.

Good luck with your judgemental ne'er-do-welling in the name of the Lord. ***** is difficult to find, especially when there are so many illnesses out there oozing the Lord's name in vain like a ***** at a nudist colonie. The Japanese have a word for the vainful spilling of the Lord's name. ******. Ya know, there's a wide gap between my strong big toe and the rest of my toes. Think about it. I shall continue to spew forth the word of God and lick up the seeds of real Men who know the Word. I shall swallow every last drop of His praise and every ******* of my body is open to His kindness and strength. I was born with one very large ear. Think about it. Thank you for letting me find some shelter for oh these few minutes, I shall take my experience here and add it to my deep-********ing thoughts.

Praise be, and best of luck on all your Journey's.

A question....you never did say if you were male or female. You're female, ain't you, I hope?
No homers (with the exception of those who are recovered ex-homers) are allowed at Landover.

[eliot mayfield]

OH DEAR LORD SAVE US! There's gay on the forum. I'm glad I got me a wireless mouse. I don't want no AIDS germs getting me. Better get my rubber gloves and clorox spray too.

[Lame-O]

Originally Posted by eliot mayfield

OH DEAR LORD SAVE US! There's gay on the forum. I'm glad I got me a wireless mouse. I don't want no AIDS germs getting me. Better get my rubber gloves and clorox spray too.

You do realize my brother that you can't get AIDS that way. And whoever said you could was wrong.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Lame-O

You do realize my brother that you can't get AIDS that way. And whoever said you could was wrong.

Sir, you say that but where are your Biblical Qualifications for such a sweeping statement? I for one do not wish to die through ignorance (although meeting Jesus would be a treat.) For my part I am having my retainer, Boy, do the typing from now on.

[Lame-O]

Originally Posted by Ezekiel Bathfire

Sir, you say that but where are your Biblical Qualifications for such a sweeping statement? I for one do not wish to die through ignorance (although meeting Jesus would be a treat.) For my part I am having my retainer, Boy, do the typing from now on.

Umm...its been proven you cant get it that way. And if you can give me one instance where someone has gotten AIDS that way, then I will give up my arguement. I mean no disrespect however, and it would be great to meet Jesus, just not this soon!

[eliot mayfield]

Originally Posted by Lame-O

Umm...its been proven you cant get it that way. And if you can give me one instance where someone has gotten AIDS that way, then I will give up my arguement. I mean no disrespect however, and it would be great to meet Jesus, just not this soon!

Can you show me one instance of a True Christian who got AIDS from avoiding gays like the plague carriers they are?