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What's your menstra hut like -
08-17-2010, 03:32 AM
As we know menstra hut's came in all shapes and sizes. Some are simple shacks to a fully self contained separate house.
Have you decorated it the way you want or have you left it to the men folk.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Whats your menstra hut like -
08-17-2010, 03:39 AM
Oh goodness Sister Lisa,
What a gorgeous menstra hut that is?
Here is a pic of mine ....
It has a single bed, toilet, basin and single burner gas cooker.
It has a skylight in the roof for lighting.
And Daddy connected electricity and hot running water a couple of years ago too.
So it was very comfortable.
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14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Whats your menstra hut like -
08-17-2010, 04:29 AM
Goodness me, you modern girls are spoilt rotten! In my day, I had to make do with a long drop. However, my husband and I had His n' Her long drops, so it was all a little bit fancy, and our dunnies had a lovely view .... bitterly cold in the winter, mind you.
Unfortunately there are no photos of my old long drop-come-menstra hut, but I did find this picture which looks very much like it (including the view and the attached "His" toilet!):
The interior was plain, but it did the job. It was similar to the following picture, with the exception that the rim of the seat was much narrower, which suited me fine. A too-wide rim leads to lazy, all-too-comfortable buttocks, and one is given to daydreamimg and flights of fancy -- instead of remaining mindful that one is menstruating: one ought to be spending her time contemplating her sinful, filthy bodily functions and begging GOD for forgiveness. Always easier to concentrate on GOD when one is sitting on an uncomfortable, cold loo.
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Re: Whats your menstra hut like -
08-17-2010, 04:43 AM
Yes we are spoilt now days Mrs Rogers. Even blessed with disposable sanitary napkins.
But lets not mention those disgusting internal things that whores and harlots put inside their you know where.
God refers to our righteousness as dirty menstra rags. It is only by His righteousness that we can be saved.
Isaiah 64:6 (King James Version)
6 But we are all as an unclean thing, and all our righteousnesses are as filthy rags; and we all do fade as a leaf; and our iniquities, like the wind, have taken us away.
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Whats your menstra hut like -
08-17-2010, 05:21 AM
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But lets not mention those disgusting internal things that whores and harlots put inside their you know where.
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This is a reason I never read this section I am heading for my Man Cave!
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Re: Whats your menstra hut like -
08-17-2010, 05:32 AM
Brother James just sent me some pictures of Sister Phebe's menstra hut. Normally I don't like to comment on such things but I do think James is spoiling her in her unclean time.
Look at the outside. Very extravagant.
Seriously, do you think she should be swimming in her unclean time.
The bedroom looks lovely. I do have to question why she would needs such a large bed.
I know us women should look nice for the Lord. But during the unclean time a simple mirror would really sufice. Not something that would make royality jealous.
Personal hygiene is very important but a simple bath is more than adequate. Even showing. But a spa bath!
I know Brother James loves Sister Phebe but I do think it is a bit overboard. I feel sorry for Mrs Rogers having to see this considering what she had use.
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.
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Re: Whats your menstra hut like -
08-17-2010, 05:45 AM
Typical bloke.
Has no idea about womenly matters
Male architects and builders do NOT know how to design a menstra hut.
What's with the swimming pool?
Can you imagine the water colour after an hour?
Disgusting!!!
2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.
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Re: Whats your menstra hut like -
08-17-2010, 05:48 AM
Brother Dewitt is a multimillionaire and can afford to care for his wife and pamper her with luxury. It really can't be considered a menstrual "shack" or "hut", but it's an actual estate that she can go to for the several days when she is unclean. And to think of all these idiotic unsaved trash that come here and dare claim that we True Christians™ abuse our wives or treat them like dirt? We have the pictures to prove it!
By the way, James, I just wanted to clear something up. When she was staying alone in her menstrual estate, and you were talking on the phone with her and heard my voice in the background, that was me, but it was myself on my television program. She simply had the TV on. I know that is what she told you when you got angry with her, but I wanted to vouch for your wife's innocence.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 06:38 AM
I just have to say that a woman on her period is not "unclean". It is a natural thing that God created the woman to have. It's not dirty. So, a woman should not have to "go somewhere else" for 7 or so days to be away from her husband. I find that absolutely ridiculous and old-fashioned. And yes, I purposely made an account so that I could give my two cents on the matter because I find this whole thread to be ridiculous.
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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 07:22 AM
Were you there when those naked negroes were dancing around in Delco last week. Upper Darby is a God-forsaken place with institutions like Monsignor Boner High School (which the diocese finally closed as part of its ongoing attempt to rid Philthidelphia of pederasty). Did you know that Todd Rundgren is from Delco? He immortalized himself by singing a song about getting drunk and banging drums instead of getting a real job. And he's white (albeit scandinavian).
Back to your comments about the curse. You'd be out and out prevaricating if you said women didn't absolutely stink when their sanitary napkins overflowed with clam like discharge. I have seen dogs chase menstruating women all the while yipping and inhaling the stench of uncleanliness. Call yourself "Dove" but I have never found a soap that could overcome that odor. You should have named yourself after a fish instead of a bird.
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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 07:31 AM
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Were you there when those naked negroes were dancing around in Delco last week. Upper Darby is a God-forsaken place with institutions like Monsignor Boner High School (which the diocese finally closed as part of its ongoing attempt to rid Philthidelphia of pederasty). Did you know that Todd Rundgren is from Delco? He immortalized himself by singing a song about getting drunk and banging drums instead of getting a real job. And he's white (albeit scandinavian).
Back to your comments about the curse. You'd be out and out prevaricating if you said women didn't absolutely stink when their sanitary napkins overflowed with clam like discharge. I have seen dogs chase menstruating women all the while yipping and inhaling the stench of uncleanliness. Call yourself "Dove" but I have never found a soap that could overcome that odor. You should have named yourself after a fish instead of a bird.
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HA! That's funny, because last time I checked, Monsignor Bonner AND Archbishop Prendergast are still open So you can suck it! They're wonderful schools But anywho, so a few people made some mistakes. Big freaking deal! Like you're perfect? I doubt it. If you were, you wouldn't be insulting me, them, or my school, thank you very much.
And about my comment about the curse? What the hell? What curse? Have a PERIOD is not a curse. It's a medical necessity in order to bear children. It's necessary to clean out the uterus after a woman had ovulated and the body recognizes that it is not pregnant ._.
And so what if it stinks? It happens. That's why we shower. To stay CLEAN. And I named myself after a dove because they are lovely birds. I did contemplate naming myself after a fish because they are so damned cute, but I changed my mind Thanks for the idea, though. Whatever. You'll get to burn in hell, too, for hating people when you're supposed to be loving <3
piffle all this bullshit...I need a damn cigarette!! ( )
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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 08:12 AM
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And about my comment about the curse? What the hell? What curse? Have a PERIOD is not a curse. It's a medical necessity in order to bear children. It's necessary to clean out the uterus after a woman had ovulated and the body recognizes that it is not pregnant ._.
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According to God's Holy Word, it makes you unclean.
Leviticus 18:19 Also you shall not approach to a woman to uncover her nakedness, as long as she is put apart for her uncleanness.
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You'll get to burn in hell, too, for hating people when you're supposed to be loving <3
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My goodness! Someone appears to be riding Satan's little cotton finger. What a bitch.
What makes it okay for you to judge us and tell us that we're going to hell?
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 08:51 AM
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If you were, you wouldn't be insulting me, them, or my school, thank you very much.
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So you're a mackerel snatcher to boot! No wonder you think fish are cute.
I can only affirm that even I am no daisy during that time of the month. Out of respect for my friends and coworkers, I attempt to closet myself and pretty much live on take out chinese. The little yellow guy who delivers reeks of kimchi so he doesn't even notice.
The other ladies of Landover have similar ways of coping. For your own edification, I suggest you read this:
http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0999/cotton.html
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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 09:44 AM
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I just have to say that a woman on her period is not "unclean". It is a natural thing that God created the woman to have. It's not dirty. So, a woman should not have to "go somewhere else" for 7 or so days to be away from her husband. I find that absolutely ridiculous and old-fashioned. And yes, I purposely made an account so that I could give my two cents on the matter because I find this whole thread to be ridiculous.
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You went and made an account just to tell us you disagree with us about the correct interpretation of GODS WORD??? I was going to ask you if you had even read it, until I saw that you were catholic. I know that catholics aren't allowed to read the BIBLE and that you don't have the REAL BIBLE, the KJV 1611 anyway, so no wonder you are confused!!!
Try getting a copy of the REAL BIBLE and read it, cover to cover. We believe the BIBLE to be the real, true, literal WORD OF GOD and we follow it because of that, just as anyone who loves the LORD would do. I know thats a strange idea to catholics, but I don't expect any different from a man made romanism religion that kills CHRIST every time it has church.
Having the world love us and agree with us is not something we expect!!!! THE WORD tells us that the world will despise us. If you had ever been to a real church that doesn't get you full of JESUS cookies and Thunderbird you would know that.
Please come to JESUS! Give your heart to HIM and confess these worldly sins of pride that you have. HE wants you! HE died for you! Stop being hateful toward HIM and REPENT!!!!
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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 09:53 AM
Oh wow! Finally a place that women can gather and share what each others experiences are like during their unclean time. It's so interesting to see how different and unique it is for each woman! And also how much it has changed throughout time...
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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 10:06 AM
I couldn't agree more, now if only my other half would let me use a camera. Sadly I'm forbidden, so I can not post a picture on here, but I shall search.
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Re: What's your menstra hut like -
03-29-2012, 10:10 AM
Oh I'm sure you can find a similar picture somewhere on this internet, dear! You should be thankful that I allow you to use the internet to spread HIS word. I'd love for you to find more women to swap recipes with!
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