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Default Re: Punished with a Darkie Kid! - 10-15-2014, 08:36 AM

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This clinic accepted sperm from a colored fellow?!

Buck DNA should be treated as a biohazard. It is too unpredictable to risk impregnating any woman with these lazy, forty guzzling, weed snorting chromosomes.
I'm not sure about biohazards or DNA mythology but there is a spiritual hazard.

Genital viewing is the worst activity where consequences are considered. Sons are blasted in perpetuity. From the historical record:
GENESIS 9
20
] And Noah began to be an husbandman, and he planted a vineyard:
21 And he drank of the wine, and was drunken; and he was uncovered within his tent.
22 And Ham, the father of Canaan, saw the nakedness of his father, and told his two brethren without.
KJV .. look up
After God drained off His billion cubic miles of water from the earth, Noah decided to celebrate using wine. He'd preserved root stock for this purpose and was entitled do do so but vile Ham had other ideas. Did he slip some toadstools into his father's beverage? God does not clarify the point but what happened next is spelled out in disgusting detail:
GENESIS 9
24
And Noah awoke from his wine, and knew what his younger son had done unto him.
25 And he said, Cursed be Canaan; a servant of servants shall he be unto his brethren.
KJV .. look up . context
Just imagine the grief of Ham. Not himself cursed to permanent inferiority but his son (who was not even present for the private view). Canaan copped it sweet for not 4, not 10, but for infinite generations. Blasted into servitude, unable to escape ever. Check out Robert Mugabe, darling of the Marxist Left. Not even all the wealth of Russia could set his people free indeed they're sliding backwards so fast I have no words to describe it. Hurtled into the maelström of economic catastrophe, swirling guts bloated with famine in Africa's most fertile crescent grasping for life where no master may be found, ruin is all there is.

Liberia.
.Rwanda.
..Sierra Leone.
...Ethiopia.
....Namibia.
.....Eritrea.
......Rudderless in the storm they drift to perdition wailing.
.......Starving.
........All alone.
God knew that would happen. Genitals is the reason why. Genitals and eyes. What could be more explicit..? yet the liberal agenda cries "foul" and urges us all to partake in this travesty of justice wrought through ignorance and foisted even upon The Elect.

MARK 13 .. GOD SPEAKING
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For false Christs and false prophets shall rise, and shall shew signs and wonders, to seduce, if it were possible, even the elect.
23 But take ye heed: behold, I have foretold you all things.
KJV .. look up


They're not really The Elect, are they.
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Default Re: Punished with a Darkie Kid! - 10-15-2014, 09:27 AM

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If she doesn't want the little darkie fellow, I'll take him! I'm short a few darkies to work on my plantation. Seriously.
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That's very Christian of you. I wouldn't want a darkie kid around my place, but then I'm not on a plantation. You've got the space for the little picaninny to run around in and of course you can put him to work. You people that have the space are lucky. Where I am a gaggle of Negroes would really clutter the place up. I don't even have a woodpile for them.
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