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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Amen to that Brother. Just like only Muslims, communists and other Obama voters are against self defense, clearly only a child rapist would be against arming children.
We should be very sure to only arm boys though. Girls are incapable of handling guns. Only Christian Republican white male Americans should be allowed to have guns.
A very stupid women who is about to lose an eye:
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That is a compelling point. It is after all, a women with a Uzi that killed her shooting instructor. Clearly, men are more responsible when it comes to gun ownership. I am just concerned that females will use their lack of guns in order to justify getting themselves raped like sluts. As we know,
only sluts get raped "Oh, of course he raped me! I was unarmed and he had a gun. What was I supposed to do?"
Additionally, liberals will use the opportunity to "screen" people as a way to screen out Godly white Christian men by using bogus "insanity" charges just for hearing Godly voices.
Perhaps we could consider a scale system to award certain levels of guns based on age, religion, gender, etc.
One point can be added for each of the following criteria that is met:
White
Male
Christian
Republican
Adult
0 points: Access to public handgun vending machines with rubber bullets. For (female) toddlers, little girls, etc. Makes a great toy for roughhousing. The base gun level that everyone has access to. (Except of course cripples and the poor which are either too stupid or cheap to even operate a simple vending machine)
1 point: Access to basic metal ammunition. Great way to help young little male toddlers that might not yet have the mental capacity to grasp the Bible and get closer to God.
2-3 points: Access to basic automatic weapons. Great for young white Christian children just learning to discern the difference between friend and enemy terrorist.
4: Mostly for white, Christian, male, Republican teens who might not be an adult yet, or for obedient wives under expert husband supervision. Also for male Republican adults who picked the wrong religion, eg. Catholicism, Mormonism. They'll be burning in Hell for all eternity, but at least they agree that gay people are bad. Grenade launchers, RPGs, Gatling cannons, proximity mines (for self defense of course).
5: For only white, male, Christian, Republican men. Access to chemical weapons (to stop the bad guys while respecting private property),
ICBMs (An America for and by the people, to stop terrorists across the world from the comfort of our own home), access to battle tanks, attack drones (for those rich enough to afford them), etc.
Of course, you won't see liberals supporting chemical weapons or ICBMs. It must be because they support terrorists and want them to kill as many Republicans as possible so they can steal more elections.