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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-08-2012, 06:41 PM

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I've never heard of a language called American.
They don't have television where you live? I never realized English communism made you people so poor already.


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-08-2012, 06:48 PM

Sad, sad, sad. He should be thankful we took his antiquated, dentally-challenged "language" and conformed it to God's specifications. I mean, really, coloUr, flavoUr. God HATES waste...


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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-08-2012, 07:08 PM

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So who is going to be Gods choice for 2016? I'm guessing Palin is disqualified from the top job as she is a woman but she would be an excellent choice as VP. So who will your church support for president? Jeb Bush maybe?
Apparently, we didn't pray hard enough. We didn't put enough nativity scenes in courthouses. We didn't fight hard enough for the rights of the unborn--our current procedures already legally in place of forcing all potentially aborting mothers to stare at a sonogram of their to-be-murdered offspring wasn't enough. God wasn't happy, so he gave us to Satan for another 4 years. It appears we deserved it.

As to who is the next elect, well, I doubt if anyone will live up to George W's standards, but we shall see. God only knows who will be next.

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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-08-2012, 07:15 PM

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Apparently, we didn't pray hard enough. We didn't put enough nativity scenes in courthouses. We didn't fight hard enough for the rights of the unborn--our current procedures already legally in place of forcing all potentially aborting mothers to stare at a sonogram of their to-be-murdered offspring wasn't enough. God wasn't happy, so he gave us to Satan for another 4 years. It appears we deserved it.

As to who is the next elect, well, I doubt if anyone will live up to George W's standards, but we shall see. God only knows who will be next.

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Thanks for answering the questions in my first post Pastor. You are the first one to bother. I have posted three times and received three infractions. I have PM'd certain members and offered my friendship but have been shunned. This is not a friendly place.
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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-08-2012, 07:20 PM

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Thanks for answering the questions in my first post Pastor. You are the first one to bother. I have posted three times and received three infractions. I have PM'd certain members and offered my friendship but have been shunned. This is not a friendly place.
Have faith; my path was rocky at first too. Listen to the elders and take their advice to heart. The road to redemption can be bumpy. Stay with it. The destination is well worth the journey.


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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-08-2012, 07:43 PM

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This is not a friendly place.
Pah! This is the friendliest place on the internet (if you’re not here to mock us).

If you’re constantly receiving infractions, maybe you’re doing something wrong? Like hating God, questioning True Christianity and promoting anal sex.


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(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-09-2012, 08:06 PM

Your sexual orientation and the language you have chosen to use in conjunction with that is perfectly acceptable in that context.

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Perhaps this is where the misunderstanding stems from. I am from England and we speak Queen's English over here. I've never heard of a language called American.



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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-09-2012, 08:22 PM

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Perhaps this is where the misunderstanding stems from. I am from England and we speak Queen's English over here. I've never heard of a language called American.
When I lived in England they claimed to speak the Queen's English, always employing the definite article. Are you a Pakistani Britisher?

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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-11-2012, 08:01 PM

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Greybeard,

Again, I'm new to this site and I want to remain respectful of everyone, but I just cant't understand why you immediately started inquiring about anal sex to members and Pastors?
That's your fault for not understanding us Sammy homo.

You say we have no logic when in reality we have plenty.

When you tell us you are an atheist then logically you have no moral boundaries. When you have no moral boundaries then logic tells us that you are a supporter of anal sex. When logic tells us that you are a supporter of anal sex, that means you are also a supporter of child rape. As we go further down the line, logic tells us that a supporter of child rape must be a satanist. Once we have determined (by using logic) that you are a satanist then logic tells us you are guilty and actually crave satanic activities such as lying, rape, wishing you were a darkie, masturbating when you watch children's shows on tv, theft, robbery, bodily assault, wearing an upside down cross around your neck, approaching black women for sex and offering them money... the list just never ends.

It's your own fault pervert. Stop playing the victim.
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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-11-2012, 08:16 PM

Masterfully argued, brother Deaner. Only a queer would argue with such impeccable logic.

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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-11-2012, 08:25 PM

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Masterfully argued, brother Deaner. Only a queer would argue with such impeccable logic.

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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-14-2012, 12:51 AM

Deaner,

Your logic is flawless. It is impossible to argue differently.
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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-14-2012, 04:23 AM

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Deaner,

Your logic is flawless. It is impossible to argue differently.
Wow.

I don't think anyone has ever said that to Deaner before.


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Thumbs up Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-14-2012, 01:54 PM

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Apparently, we didn't pray hard enough. We didn't put enough nativity scenes in courthouses. We didn't fight hard enough for the rights of the unborn--our current procedures already legally in place of forcing all potentially aborting mothers to stare at a sonogram of their to-be-murdered offspring wasn't enough. God wasn't happy, so he gave us to Satan for another 4 years. It appears we deserved it.

As to who is the next elect, well, I doubt if anyone will live up to George W's standards, but we shall see. God only knows who will be next.

Pastor Ed
Very beautifully said, Pastor. Thank you.

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Default Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. - 11-14-2012, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
Wow.

I don't think anyone has ever said that to Deaner before.
Pastor Ezekiel,

Your words of wisdom are truely an inspiration!

Praise Jesus!
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