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Re: God Hates Iceland! -
02-19-2010, 01:43 AM
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Then you are not visiting the right places
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That is possible, I admit I have not walked the entire country. But what I have seen made me want to get back on board and call for wheels up.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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02-19-2010, 01:44 AM
go to wikipedia dumbass you can see that icelandic people are not eskimos..
you do however have Eskimos in America..
Eskimos or Esquimaux are indigenous peoples who have traditionally inhabited the circumpolar region from eastern Siberia ( Russia), across United States and Canada, and Iceland
And this website here http://www.eskimos.is/en/ I seriosly cant believe you are so dumb.. It´s some joke website.. clearly those people don´t look like eskimos.. If you think so you seriosly need to have your IQ tested..
Well it is true that religious sycopaths generally have less IQ.. go back to school James learn some science and some common sence.. (maybe take class about Iceland)
you should know better then to be fighting with kids from Iceland..
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02-19-2010, 01:50 AM
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- They are Godless. Most Icelanders are atheists or worship pagan Viking gods. The few Christians are Lutherans, who are hellbound anyways. There is not a single Baptist church in Iceland!
- God cursed this land with geography. Iceland is mostly ice, hence the name "Iceland". There is also a lot of volcanic and geyser activity, due to the close proximity of Hell. We know for a fact that Hell is underneath the Earth, and Iceland is one of the closest places on the surface to Hell. You can look at Iceland as a gateway between Hell and Earth.
- God punished their economy by bankrupting them. While they were once successful, the Lord sought to destroy them economically. But do they learn from their punishments? No.
- The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.
- They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men! 1st Timothy 2:12But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence.
- They are weak pacifists and don't have an army. They have universal health care. In other words, it's Obama's utopia.
- Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God! Leviticus 18:22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.
- Iceland promotes sorcery and witchcraft. They worship Satan and perform rituals that animate trolls and ogres and other demons to do their bidding. They even have a museum dedicated to their Satan worship!
- But not even that museum could offend the decency of True Christians™ like the National Penis Museum. Yes, Iceland has erected a building glorifying the penis! What a sick sex-obsessed heathen society.
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Speaking (or writing) as someone unfortunate enough to actually live in Iceland I feel I must point out that although the orginal poster (blessed Rev. Jim Osborne) is correct, there are some things that he left out that might be relevant to this discussion:
1. True. However, I do belive there is or at least was exactly a single Baptist church in Iceland. This was while there were still American soldiers here protecting us from godless communism.
2. True, although personally I think the word "gateway" is much to noble to describe this (quite litterally) hellhole.
3. True.
4. True.
5. True. And not only that but the people of Iceland have also voted a woman to be their president (see link)! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vigdis_Finnbogadottir
And if you think that is bad then I have news for you. The next president after her was a godless communist! Truly the poor people of Iceland are thrice damned.
6. True.
7. True.
8. True. And it is far from being the only museum noone should ever set foot in in that contry.
9. True. But more importantly the people of iceland have erected (no pun intended) a gigantic building (shopping mall) in the shape of a penis (see link)! http://sites.google.com/site/council...lic-structures
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02-19-2010, 01:54 AM
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go to wikipedia dumbass you can see that icelandic people are not eskimos..
you do however have Eskimos in America..
Eskimos or Esquimaux are indigenous peoples who have traditionally inhabited the circumpolar region from eastern Siberia ( Russia), across United States and Canada, and Iceland
And this website here http://www.eskimos.is/en/ I seriosly cant believe you are so dumb.. It´s some joke website.. clearly those people don´t look like eskimos.. If you think so you seriosly need to have your IQ tested..
Well it is true that religious sycopaths generally have less IQ.. go back to school James learn some science and some common sence.. (maybe take class about Iceland)
you should know better then to be fighting with kids from Iceland..
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Poor child, you look more idiotic with every post. I was unaware you were fighting. I thought we were talking.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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02-19-2010, 02:40 AM
Haha, I laughed so hard when I saw this article. Because God is love and loves all people. And Iceland is no exeption. And as an Icelander myself, most of your facts are completely wrong and written out of hate, so it looks like you need to repent yourself since Jesus told us to love all people as He has loved us. I don't know if this is a joke or not, but I hope so.
I pray that God will surround you with His love and show what a God He really is. God is always in a good mood, beacause Jesus took God's wrath on himself for us. That's why it's called "the GOOD news". You seem to be living out of the old covenant. Bless you!
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02-19-2010, 03:34 AM
Okay wow ive read all the forum. Get your facts straight!!! i live in iceland so i know everything about this.
icelandic people dont belive in the eddas. It is a story. Only like 30 people in all iceland actually do and they are all 80 year old lunatics living alone having nothing else to do.
We are not eskimoes. Eskimoes live in Greenland. Something went wrong and they mixed up the names. Greenland is covered in ice and iceland is green. The guy that named iceland came during WINTER!!! so it was snowing so he named it iceland. We are tought this in school its the history. Iceland is green.....
Also what the hell is this penis museum? ive never heard of it and i live in iceland. Its probably some place built as a joke. No one in iceland cares about this penis museum. And also why does it matter that we have a penis museum? And having a penis museum sure as hell beats having a vagina museum. Wouldn't that be awful? Also we recently banned strip clubs. And the usa has alot of those wich is way worse than one penis museum.
Also our president is not a woman lesbian.... We HAD!!! a whoman president though bur now our president is Olafur Ragnar Grimsson. There is one whoman lesbian though in the government politics but no one likes her anyway.... actually the government pretty much sucks at the moment and everyone is trying to fix it. God did not cause the bankrupcy it was a group of people. Criminals!!!! not god.
you guys also worship both god and jesus..... The bible says you should only worship one god.... you also put up pictures of jesus and make statues of him. Youre worshipping two!!! gods and its forbidden!!! in the bible!!!!
the one thing i agree with here is that people with apple computers are gay. Really really gay.
also religion should die. Religion kills alot of people. 9/11 was all about religion. Every war in the world has roots to religion.
Why cant people just accept the fact that there ''probably'' is no god and think like a scientist? Technology would be far more advanced if it werent for you people trying to stop science and rational thinking. It would be a much better world if it werent for theese lunatics.
i look forward to the normal idiotic makes no sense religious responses to this.
p.s: dont comment on grammar, i have better things to do than to fix some letters that you understand either way if i fix them or not.
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02-19-2010, 10:30 AM
I'd like to point out that not only is our prime minister a woman, but is openly a lesbian, living with her partner!
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02-19-2010, 10:33 AM
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I'd like to point out that not only is our prime minister a woman, but is openly a lesbian, living with her partner!
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We know. There is a reason Iceland is near the gates to hell.
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02-19-2010, 10:35 AM
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We know. There is a reason Iceland is near the gates to hell.
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Being close to hell is great, what with the cheap geothermal energy and all.
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02-19-2010, 10:37 AM
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Being close to hell is great, what with the cheap geothermal energy and all.
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And a good way to get used to what you will be doing for all eternity. Burn in hell .
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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And a good way to get used to what you will be doing for all eternity. Burn in hell .
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Sentencing people to eternal torment for breaking a arbitrary code of values is truly the act of a loving, caring god.
You poor, pathetic people. Love thy neighbor, as your prophet said.
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02-19-2010, 10:45 AM
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Sentencing people to eternal torment for breaking a arbitrary code of values is truly the act of a loving, caring god.
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Where did you get the idea that God is a softy who will not punish those who break His laws?
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You poor, pathetic people. Love thy neighbor, as your prophet said.
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You have to read the entire Bible. Not just the fluffy parts. He also said: Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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02-19-2010, 10:52 AM
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Also what the hell is this penis museum? ive never heard of it and i live in iceland. Its probably some place built as a joke. No one in iceland cares about this penis museum.
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I thought you knew everything?
This is the museum we are talking about friend.
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02-19-2010, 11:01 AM
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Okay wow ive read all the forum. Get your facts straight!!! i live in iceland so i know everything about this.
icelandic people dont belive in the eddas. It is a story. Only like 30 people in all iceland actually do and they are all 80 year old lunatics living alone having nothing else to do.
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My dear friend, Brother Hutchins has shown that he knows quite a bit more about your country than you yourself do. And there have been many, many boring posts of pillaging vikings who tried to worship Odin and Thor here, and promoted their stupid fairytales.
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We are not eskimoes. Eskimoes live in Greenland. Something went wrong and they mixed up the names. Greenland is covered in ice and iceland is green. The guy that named iceland came during WINTER!!! so it was snowing so he named it iceland. We are tought this in school its the history. Iceland is green.....
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Yeah, of course...not even a viking will be that stupid when discovering new countries, my friend.
Again, we have seen pictures of you and your igloes, and it is clear you are eskimoes, just like we are Americans. And many of us have been there when our plane had to refuel on your iceclump, and provided first-hand evidence for this.
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And also why does it matter that we have a penis museum? And having a penis museum sure as hell beats having a vagina museum.
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You prefer tallywhackers over certain female bodily parts? Are you a faggot? You aren't really improving matters here, friend.
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you guys also worship both god and jesus..... The bible says you should only worship one god.... you also put up pictures of jesus and make statues of him. Youre worshipping two!!! gods and its forbidden!!! in the bible!!!!
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Jesus is God, as Both are Part of the Trinity. Together with the Holy Spirit, They are Three, yet They are One.
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the one thing i agree with here is that people with apple computers are gay. Really really gay.
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At last, one eskimo talking a little bit sense here...
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also religion should die. Religion kills alot of people. 9/11 was all about religion. Every war in the world has roots to religion.
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Religions are created by Satan to confuse us, in an attempt to keep us away from worshipping God. Indeed, religion is evil, as it opposes the True Faith™ (True Christianity™).
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Why cant people just accept the fact that there ''probably'' is no god and think like a scientist?
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Because you go to Hell if you do.
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Good spelling and grammar is a sign of respect to the people you talk to, as it makes your posts more clear and easily readable. Not that we really expect any good manners from you illiterate barbarians, of course.
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
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02-19-2010, 11:04 AM
RAAAAAH
I AM DISMAYED BY THE NUMBER OF ICELANDIC PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD TRYING TO COVER UP OUR PROUD HERITAGE WITH PACIFIST NONSENSE. YOU HAVE NO PLACE AMONG THE SONS OF ODIN. GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR "LOGIC" AND "FACTS" WITH YOU.
WE ARE INBRED, BARBARIC AND UNEDUCATED. WE STINK OF COD. WE DRINK HORSE URINE EVERY MORNING FROM THE SKULLS OF DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN. WE PERFORM BLACK MAGIC TO SPITE YOUR GOD. OUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ALWAYS ON. WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOUR SO CALLED "MONEY" AND HAVE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH IT LATELY. WE SACRIFICE VIRGINS STRAIGHT TO HELL THROUGH OUR VOLCANIC CHANNELS EVERY DAY. WE ARE DESTINED FOR HELL AND WE DON'T MIND BECAUSE WE ARE SATAN'S SPAWN.
IF THERE ARE ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE DIRECT THEM TO ME, AND I SHALL ANSWER THEM ACCURATELY.
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02-19-2010, 11:08 AM
Thank you for your honesty, Vik. I have no further questions.
Psalm 81:10:
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02-19-2010, 11:10 AM
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My dear friend, take a deep breath, and let it out slowly. Take another deep breath, and let it out slowly as well. Then stop chewing on your keyboard and thrashing the wall with your battleaxe, and get yourself a glass of water, and drain it calmly. Then return to your computer, and don't forget that Caps Lock Day was yesterday, so you can put it off again.
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I AM DISMAYED BY THE NUMBER OF ICELANDIC PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD TRYING TO COVER UP OUR PROUD HERITAGE WITH PACIFIST NONSENSE. YOU HAVE NO PLACE AMONG THE SONS OF ODIN. GET OUT AND TAKE YOUR "LOGIC" AND "FACTS" WITH YOU.
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Though I am glad you admit we are right about your iceclump being a demon infested eskimo hellhole, we frown upon idol worship here, boy.
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WE ARE INBRED, BARBARIC AND UNEDUCATED. WE STINK OF COD. WE DRINK HORSE URINE EVERY MORNING FROM THE SKULLS OF DISOBEDIENT CHILDREN. WE PERFORM BLACK MAGIC TO SPITE YOUR GOD. OUR CAPS LOCK BUTTON IS ALWAYS ON. WE DO NOT KNOW HOW TO HANDLE YOUR SO CALLED "MONEY" AND HAVE HAD SOME TROUBLE WITH IT LATELY. WE SACRIFICE VIRGINS STRAIGHT TO HELL THROUGH OUR VOLCANIC CHANNELS EVERY DAY. WE ARE DESTINED FOR HELL AND WE DON'T MIND BECAUSE WE ARE SATAN'S SPAWN.
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That's terrible. Why are you a hateful satanist?
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Is it true that you frequently have intercourse with polar bears?
Sweet Lord Jesus,
I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.
Amen.
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02-19-2010, 11:10 AM
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Thank you for your honesty, Vik. I have no further questions.
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ANYTIME.
IT IS NOT EVERY DAY YOU GET A CHANCE TO SPEAK DIRECTLY TO A HELL-BOUND HERETIC SO MAKE THE BEST OF IT.
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02-19-2010, 11:10 AM
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WE ARE [. . .] BARBARIC[.]
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Indeed. I live in a spacious, well-built house above ground. You live in a subterranean hovel.
Typical Icelandic subterranean hovels
I pity you and don't blame you for being so hostile. I would be bitter as well if I needed a ladder to mow the lawn.
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