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Default Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-29-2014, 08:02 AM
Today's loss to the Kansas City Royals is clearly God sending the world a message. There is no openly gay member of the Royals. There are no pot clubs or needle exchanges in Kansas City. You don't find hordes of Democratic voters marching in sodomy rallies in Kansas City.

God loves the state of Nebraska, because they love God, and God has rewarded them for their fealty.

As for the SF Giants, I suspect it's only a matter of time before it is announced that half of them are HIV positive and entering drug rehab.

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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-29-2014, 02:39 PM
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Today's loss to the Kansas City Royals is clearly God sending the world a message. There is no openly gay member of the Royals. There are no pot clubs or needle exchanges in Kansas City. You don't find hordes of Democratic voters marching in sodomy rallies in Kansas City.

As for the SF Giants, I suspect it's only a matter of time before it is announced that half of them are HIV positive and entering drug rehab.
I agree Faith. What were the San Francisco Giant thinking? Were they thinking that God would just overlook San Francisco's Castro Street, home of homer Harvey Milk and the entire homer political operation?

San Francisco seems to think it can mock God. In the World Series we are seeing God take revenge.

Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-30-2014, 12:10 AM
Yes, I agree that the entire city of San Francisco, California is due to reap the righteous wrath of Almighty God for their continuing affronts to Him. The only question is whether the Lord will destroy San Francisco first, possibly to demonstrate His anger, or whether He will heap divine vengeance upon them as He destroys the entire State of California and possibly the whole West Coast.

I believe their time is short and I advise steering a wide berth around the area.

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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-30-2014, 04:16 AM
What's this? Something about Nephilim in California?

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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-30-2014, 05:10 AM
Well, it would appear the SF Giants have, unfortunately, won the World Series.

No, God did not smile upon that team.

They secured their win by using black magic.


The SF Giants and their fans are Satan worshiping voodoo practitioners.


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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-30-2014, 06:06 AM
God doesn't like Kansas City, because they're not even in Kansas. You can run from God, but you can't hide, KC.

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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-30-2014, 06:09 AM
The SF Giants made a bargain with Satan, just like the Haitians did.


Just as Haiti has paid for this by becoming the AIDS capital of the world and being ravaged by typhoons and poverty, I feel certain it is only a matter of time before at least one third of the members of the SF Giants have full-blown AIDS.

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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-30-2014, 06:13 AM
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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-30-2014, 06:47 AM
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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-31-2014, 08:42 PM
They're having a big parade in honor of the Giants today, but the Lord chose this day to end our drought and pour rain down on the degenerate parade goers, perhaps as a preview of the wrath He will one day visit upon those who do not love Him.

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Well, it would appear the SF Giants have, unfortunately, won the World Series.
This is difficult for us ladies to understand, Brother. How can they have won the "series", whatever that means, when only the day before we were all rejoicing that they had lost? On second thoughts, don't bother to answer that as I would probably not understand the explanation.

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They're having a big parade in honor of the Giants today, but the Lord chose this day to end our drought and pour rain down on the degenerate parade goers, perhaps as a preview of the wrath He will one day visit upon those who do not love Him.
I expect they are attributing the end of the drought to their wiccan rain-dances. Will they still be so happy when it continues to rain incessantly until first their cable-cars and then their children are washed into the bay? First the lake of water, then Revelation 21:8.

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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 10-31-2014, 10:17 PM
Interesting facts of note.

The San Francisco Giants have more Catholic players and coaching/management staff than any team in the Majors.

They have won three of the last five World Series.

They have brought great joy AND rain to their city... a city badly in need of rain in a State undergoing a massive drought.

'San Francisco' means 'Saint Francis' in Spanish.

Spanish is the first language of Pope (no doubt headed towards beatification) Francis.

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Default Re: Thank you Lord Jesus for smiting the San Francisco Giants. - 11-01-2014, 03:09 AM
Look for Jesus to punish that sinful city with a massive earthquake one day soon. God will not be mocked!!!

Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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