[Levi Jones]

Post things you come across on the internet or social media sites (not from LBC). It could be a rebuke you find particularly effective. You want to use it as an example of how a True Christian™ defends his faith.

Maybe you found a great defense of creation science that will make the atheists quake in their boots.

Perhaps you find an apologetic that makes you stop and praise God in its righteousness; or even the nugget in an otherwise misguided preaching.

It can be a screenshot or a copy and paste. It doesn't matter.

I would prefer for you to cite your source if you are copying from a website.

I'll start.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

I came across this on the Facebook. It turns out there are godly people there.

[MilitantImbecile]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

I came across this on the Facebook. It turns out there are godly people there.

The two lines were started by George Takai so that his followers fans could support same sex marriage.

And those who are against same sex marriage immediately started doing one with a slash through it. I believe I saw someone on here with the symbol.

Just another way to keep us separate and make it impossible to try to rationally discuss our differences.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Originally Posted by MilitantModerate

The two lines were started by George Takai so that his followers fans could support same sex marriage.

And those who are against same sex marriage immediately started doing one with a slash through it. I believe I saw someone on here with the symbol.

Just another way to keep us separate and make it impossible to try to rationally discuss our differences.

Shut your heathen mouth! The Bible tells us to steer clear of unsaved bums like you.

"Whosoever transgresseth, and abideth not in the doctrine of Christ, hath not God. He that abideth in the doctrine of Christ, he hath both the Father and the Son. If there come any unto you, and bring not this doctrine, receive him not into your house, neither bid him God speed: For he that biddeth him God speed is partaker of his evil deeds" -- 2 John 1:9-11

[MilitantImbecile]

Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel

Shut your heathen mouth! The Bible tells us to steer clear of unsaved bums like you.

Either way, it's a sin in your eyes, so I'm not sure why you're making such a big deal about being corrected.

Unless of course **GASP** you can't handle being wrong.

[Betty Sue]

Originally Posted by MilitantModerate

Either way, it's a sin in your eyes, so I'm not sure why you're making such a big deal about being corrected.

Unless of course **GASP** you can't handle being wrong.

HE's A TRUE CHRISTIAN™ and hes neverw rong!

[Levi Jones]

Ray Comfort hits another one out of the park with this godliness. The very thing we have been saying for years.

God is love except when He hates you.

[Holly Graham]

I'm not exactly sure that they mean beatings at the "Church of Christ..."

Source

[Sammy The Penitent]

I was searching the internets for a new rifle for Mrs. Penitent (our 20th anniversery is coming up ) when I came upon this very informative video by a brilliant Christian man.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOQsvOkkLq4

The Godless residents of Colorado have proven over and over again how much they hate Jesus, but even for them, this is a new low: Phallic symbols imbedded in the Denver airport's art as well as in the infrastructure itself.... Real deviant stuff.

Warning to Husbands: Several of these images are so lurid that I fear that if viewed by our more delicate Christian ladies, they may be scarred for life. Please use discretion before allowing the little woman to watch this.

YIC

[Levi Jones]

Amen! I am so proud to be smarter than any atheist or evolutionist.

[Professor Bessemer]

This woman is almost Godly, but she still has some spiritual work to do. Firstly, she needs to follow the entire Bible, not just the New Testament. Secondly, she makes the incorrect assumption that all Christian churches are equal, while we all know that the only True Church© is Landover Baptist. All that aside, I did find her feelings of longing for death before she found Jesus to be quite inspiring.

Originally Posted by Sun_Shine51

I haven't been on here in a few days-There is great information
on here...

I LOVE being a Christian.....If not for Jesus in my life EVERYDAY,
to help me through, I would want to be dead.. Life without Jesus
was horrible---

He died for us, and there is NO ONE who will ever love you more.
He guides my day everyday..

I have such peace & joy.......
If you have prayed, and asked Him to forgive you, then He has.
Satan will try to make you think God has not forgiven you.
REBUKE him.

Keep trying different churchs until you have found one you
feel that is where God wants you....

I studied the new testament when I first became a Christian.

I try to live Galatians 5:22 and 23.. The Fruit of the Spirit-

Email me anytime you like---You and your children are in my
prayers....
Pat

[Levi Jones]

This one makes me and Jesus smile.

A liberal muslim homosexual ACLU lawyer professor and abortion doctor was teaching a class on Karl Marx, known atheist

”Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Marx and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Jesus Christ!”

At this moment, a brave, patriotic, pro-life Navy SEAL champion who had served 1500 tours of duty and understood the necessity of war and fully supported all military decision made by the United States stood up and held up a rock.

”How old is this rock, pinhead?”

The arrogant professor smirked quite Jewishly and smugly replied “4.6 billion years, you stupid Christian”

”Wrong. It’s been 5,000 years since God created it. If it was 4.6 billion years old and evolution, as you say, is real… then it should be an animal now”

The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and copy of Origin of the Species. He stormed out of the room crying those liberal crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they jealously try to claw justly earned wealth from the deserving job creators. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, DeShawn Washington, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist liberal professor. He wished so much that he had a gun to shoot himself from embarrassment, but he himself had petitioned against them!

The students applauded and all registered Republican that day and accepted Jesus as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Small Government” flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and God himself showed up and enacted a flat tax rate across the country.

The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague AIDS and was tossed into the lake of fire for all eternity.

Semper Fi.
p.s. close the borders

[Elijah Mee, PhD]

^ That was absolutely beautiful!!

[Levi Jones]

This surely brought a tear to God's sweet eye. Especially the ending. This man is so close to being a True Christian™ and he doesn't even have the first clue that he is.

Predestination, Chosen in Christ before the foundation of the Creation of the World, and Election, surely God doesn't mean that.

I get to choose Jesus, but Jesus doesn't have the right to choose His Bride, because that just doesn't seem fair, and I want a god that I can decide who He is and what his attributes and character is.

How dare God get to do as He pleases and be how He wants to be, He should be like I want Him to be, and the way that you want Him to be, the way that my neighbor wants Him to be, and the way that the Mormons want Him to be, and the way that the Gnostics want Him to be, and the way that the Heretics want Him to be..........

Please tell me where you think that we should stop, so God can be the God that You Created.

[Sammy The Penitent]

I was visibly moved when I saw this Holy Message:

[Levi Jones]

Oh, praise Jesus! Perfectly spoken like a True Christian™.

"Man, in the beginning of time had a lot more brain power before the fall of man. Just take Adam for example. He had to name every single animal on the planet. There are tons of animals on the earth."

[MitzaLizalor]

There's such a lot of vile games out there it's worth remembering that there is a liberal agenda attached.

Video Games and the Spreading of Liberal Values
__________________________________________________________________________

Unfortunately, the video game industry has a long history of unintentionally (or in some cases, deliberately) spreading liberal values and ideals at odds with traditional conservative values.

Examples

• Excessive profanity, many times to the point of being added for "shock value"
• Meticulous designs of blood and gore (Virtually every game rated for 17+ players)
• Allowing players to be terrorists and perform terrorism (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2)
  • This level may be skipped, is not present in all versions of the game, and the player is not compelled to kill any civilian during the first half of the level one plays as a terrorist. The second half of the level does force the player to fight police as a terrorist, and this is not avoidable.
• Allowing players to have fornication with prostitutes (All Grand Theft Auto video games)
  • It should be noted this is optional, as no GTA game has ever forced the player to fornicate with a prostitute as an unavoidable storyline event, but it does provide the player some other gameplay bonus with no in-game downside like a sexually transmitted disease, inadvertently encouraging the idea of unprotected sexual relations outside of marriage.
• Welcoming to more violence, such as providing bonus points for extra murders (almost every single game that provides bonus points or some other gameplay advantage for upping the player's "kill count")
• Over reliance on violence than story (Gears of War)
• Overtones of Hollywood Values (Grand Theft Auto: The Ballad of Gay Tony)
• Allowing players to gamble in Las Vegas themed casinos and borrow money from mafia bosses (Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas after completing a flight school).
• Encourages radical terrorism (Red Faction: Guerrilla)
• Promotes the idea of the player being worshipped like an idol or as a deity. (Black and White)
  • On a related note, also at times demonizes religion and God by implying they are evil (Final Fantasy XIII series, and to a lesser extent, most Final Fantasy games)
• Homosexual relationships (The Ville and Bully)
• Promoting an anti-American agenda either briefly or throughout the whole game (Resident Evil series, Metal Gear Solid series)
• Using government funds for private business purposes (38 Studios)

[Dr. Anthony J. Toole]

Originally Posted by MitzaLizalor

There's such a lot of vile games out there it's worth remembering that there is a liberal agenda attached.
...
Welcoming to more violence, such as providing bonus points for extra murders (almost every single game that provides bonus points or some other gameplay advantage for upping the player's "kill count")
...

The liberal agenda is all about murderin' bitches, hos and niggas, which is why they promote it continuously in their video games (and Hollywood films). If only Trump would put at end to all these R-rated video games (and movies) we would finally have a return to the decent Christian values of the 50s. Minus lynchings and Russia-hating.

[Titus Templeton]

I like this one:

[Levi Jones]

Pastor Bryan Fischer reminds us that the rainbow belonged to God, since the time of Noah (God created rainbows for the first time ever as a promise to never flood the whole earth again.)

Now it is a a gay hate symbol against Christians. We have been saying this for a long time now. That we need to take back the Rainbow for God!!!