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Default War Clouds Gather-Godless Yankees on the Verge of Attacking Godly Texas - 04-24-2014, 12:40 AM

Governor Brother Rick Perry today warned the atheist wretches of the Federal Government against attempting to seize land along the Texas-Oklahoma border. Brother Rick has successfully kept Texas out of war with Oklahoma these last few years, in spite of the provocations of God forsaken Washington, D.C. Those Satanist fiends have rankled for 150 years that we never surrendered.

Brother Rick, as well as his heir apparent, have issued a call for armed Texans to come to the border for defense purposes. There is to be a "Come and Take It" flag that is being provided by Brother Greg Abbot, who is to follow Brother Rick as Governor when he goes up to Washington to be the President and save the United States from Satan.

We pray to the Lord God that hostilities may be avoided, but if the dark forces of Satan cross the Red River, Godly men from Texas will treat them to a replay of the events that transpired the last time they tried that back in the 1860's.

His will be done.


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Default Re: War Clouds Gather-Godless Yankees on the Verge of Attacking Godly Texas - 04-24-2014, 04:15 AM

Brother Moss, I believe all the Christian militias are on full alert since the BLM attempted to steal cows from that rancher up there in Nevada. The DemoncRATS are bound and determined to take away hamburgers as a staple in the American diet.

This was bound to happen when you get an uppity negra in the White House.


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Default Re: War Clouds Gather-Godless Yankees on the Verge of Attacking Godly Texas - 04-25-2014, 02:00 AM

We are unable to tolerate cattle theft in these parts, especially by devilish Yankees; nor horse theft, nor claim jumping.


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