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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2012, 03:23 AM

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I can guarantee you've never read the full Bible either. Anyone with half a brain wouldn't.

And I love the taste of biter water, and I will enjoy my stay in hell. Because like it or not you're all coming with me. And the best part is I'll laugh at your torment with the devil at my side.

<vile porn deleted>

Having anal sex might seem fun right now, but you'll laugh less when the devil's reaper will do it, in a river of flame, and with a barbed wire rod, for eternity. Then you shall realize how costly your life of sin and blasphemy was on Earth, and too late it will be, for, you shall remain in Hell. While true Christians will rise, you shall fall and be forgotten, in the depths of the abyss, where your sodomite kind lies.
Holy piffle that sounds hot.

Why WOULDN'T I enjoy that? I'm in to kinky stuff. That just sounds like heaven to me.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2012, 03:56 AM

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Holy piffle that sounds hot.

Why WOULDN'T I enjoy that? I'm in to kinky stuff. That just sounds like heaven to me.

I sometimes find it entertaining the way the atheistards demonstrate for all to see that they are crass, vulgar, uneducated, depraved, hedonistic trash.

I wouldn't be surprised if the trailer park kicked this one out!


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2012, 04:05 AM

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I sometimes find it entertaining the way the atheistards demonstrate for all to see that they are crass, vulgar, uneducated, depraved, hedonistic trash.

I wouldn't be surprised if the trailer park kicked this one out!
I did not post that brother. But this surely applies to whoever posted it.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2012, 04:22 AM

The idiot found a way to troll by placing a quote code before a quote which has for effect to switch the names when re-quoted. Watch to remove the quote they add when you quote someone.




The idiot manually added that quote.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2012, 04:29 AM

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The idiot found a way to troll by placing a quote code before a quote which has for effect to switch the names when re-quoted. Watch to remove the quote they add when you quote someone.




The idiot manually added that quote.
He probably did it by accident. I just didn't notice your name come up when I responded; I knew I was responding to the tard.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2012, 04:41 AM

This is what god does to those who hate My Little Pony.





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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2012, 04:49 AM

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This is what god does to those who hate My Little Pony.
Impressive.



Please don't be a brony retard.

(Leviticus 18:23) "Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion."


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2012, 04:53 AM

Lol. I suck Satan's cock for fun!
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Lol. I suck Satan's cock for fun!
You won't be laughing when Jesus sends you down to hell, and you are forced to become satan's favorite party ewe.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2012, 05:20 AM

Lol god hates all you stupid queers. Projecting your false expectations and failures in life onto minorities. You people suck.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-02-2012, 05:20 AM

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This is what god does to those who hate My Little Pony.





Turns them into little red X's?


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Lol god hates all you stupid queers. Projecting your false expectations and failures in life onto minorities. You people suck.
While it's true that God hates homosexuals, it's not true that they are all stupid.

Some are certainly ignorant (of God's law, and the unending torment He has in store for them), but otherwise quite intelligent.

Why must you be so rude to homosexuals? Isn't it bad enough that God will burn them alive for all eternity?


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-04-2012, 01:45 AM

Neither does the lord smile upon you. God does not want you to be a hate machine, his religion is that of peace, not hate. So you are saying Rainbows are gay ? You are calling the symbol of happiness, love, peace, and relief, gay ? Magic is not evil, nor are dragons. The main ponies in the show only use it for good purposes. Why you hate dragons and magic, I will never know.

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Neither does the lord smile upon you. God does not want you to be a hate machine, his religion is that of peace, not hate. So you are saying Rainbows are gay ? You are calling the symbol of happiness, love, peace, and relief, gay ? Magic is not evil, nor are dragons. The main ponies in the show only use it for good purposes. Why you hate dragons and magic, I will never know.

Let it be known the Heathen hammer was held high here!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gRKqd4CLSmIm
Son, are you huffing glue?

Your words make no sense nor does your eviloution link.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Neither does the lord smile upon you. God does not want you to be a hate machine, his religion is that of peace, not hate. So you are saying Rainbows are gay ? You are calling the symbol of happiness, love, peace, and relief, gay ? Magic is not evil, nor are dragons. The main ponies in the show only use it for good purposes. Why you hate dragons and magic, I will never know.

Let it be known the Heathen hammer was held high here!
Let me get this straight: your name is "PureNorseFury" and you are a fan of a show about ponies?.



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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-04-2012, 02:50 AM

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Let me get this straight: your name is "PureNorseFury" and you are a fan of a show about ponies?.



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Who said I was a fan, I am patron of the Spurned. I have seen several forums and they are filled with caring people.

All of your reasons are such bogus I cannot comprehend them, " Nothing is Right or Wrong, but thinking makes it so." ~The Sophists, now it's conveys the message of friendship, love, and good morals. If you can't handle a horse's butt showing or a bit of comic mischief, then I dare say you need to see the mad world we live in, and accept it.
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Who said I was a fan, I am patron of the Spurned. I have seen several forums and they are filled with caring people.

All of your reasons are such bogus I cannot comprehend them, " Nothing is Right or Wrong, but thinking makes it so." ~The Sophists, now it's conveys the message of friendship, love, and good morals. If you can't handle a horse's butt showing or a bit of comic mischief, then I dare say you need to see the mad world we live in, and accept it.
So...yes?

You should cast aside your desire for animals and use that time for praising Jesus.

(Exodus 22:19) "Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death."

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-06-2012, 02:33 AM

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Neither does the lord smile upon you. God does not want you to be a hate machine, his religion is that of peace, not hate.
Could you provide a Biblical citation which supports this bizarre assertion?

Then reconcile whatever verse you pick with the God-commanded genocides and executions in the Bible.

Thanks!

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So you are saying Rainbows are gay ? You are calling the symbol of happiness, love, peace, and relief, gay ?
Nope. Gay people say rainbows are gay. They stole the symbol of God's promise never to kill everyone on Earth by a Flood (but not by any other means) and turned it into a symbol of sexual perversion.

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Magic is not evil, nor are dragons. The main ponies in the show only use it for good purposes. Why you hate dragons and magic, I will never know.
Magic is not evil? Then why does God command us to execute witches and wizards, and promise that they will never enter Heaven?
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-06-2012, 04:12 AM

This does not amuse me, for I am a queer pervert AND (HA HA! I THREW IN AND!) I believe that we are all forgiven (not saying that being a queerpervert is bad)

let me explain why this... "Thread" is complete crap.

The show was based for a younger audience (Female viewers ages about 5-8) and just like with other shows for little kids, other viewing audiences watch it. Yes, I'm talking about bronies. If you want to know more about bronies just go to a website called "knowyourmeme.com" and get the straight facts there.

Furries/Bestiality part: The picture just shows two people (In fursuits) hugging, honestly people, get your facts straight.

I respect all of your opinions but I just want you all to know the truth.

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 01-06-2012, 04:15 AM

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This does not amuse me, for I am a queer pervert AND (HA HA! I THREW IN AND!) I believe that we are all forgiven (not saying that being a queerpervert is bad)

let me explain why this... "Thread" is complete crap.

The show was based for a younger audience (Female viewers ages about 5-8) and just like with other shows for little kids, other viewing audiences watch it. Yes, I'm talking about bronies. If you want to know more about bronies just go to a website called "knowyourmeme.com" and get the straight facts there.

Furries/Bestiality part: The picture just shows two people (In fursuits) hugging, honestly people, get your facts straight.

I respect all of your opinions but I just want you all to know the truth.

Thanks for your time,
Fluttermedic
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .

If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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