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What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-11-2007, 07:13 AM
School cancels halloween read the headline. I was thinking great! A Christian place, but NO!I read further and this is what i see:
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The district said Halloween celebrations and children dressed in Halloween costumes might be offensive to real witches.
"Witches with pointy noses and things like that are not respective symbols of the Wiccan religion and so we want to be respectful of that," Hansen said.
The Wiccan, or Pagan, religion is said to be growing in the United States and there are Wiccan groups in Puyallup.
On the district's list of guidelines related to holidays and celebrations is an item that reads: "Use of derogatory stereotypes is prohibited, such as the traditional image of a witch, which is offensive to members of the Wiccan religion."
"I do lots of things that are not revolving around wearing a black outfit and stirring a cauldron," Wiccan priestess Cheryl Sulyma-Masson said in an interview with ABC News in which she explained that Wiccans, or Pagan Clergy, celebrate nature.
This is not the first time the district has expressed concern about offending followers of the Wiccan religion.
An internal e-mail from October 2000 warned that "the Wiccan religion is a bona fide religion under the law, and its followers are entitled to all the protections afforded more mainstream religions. Building administrators should not tolerate such inappropriate stereotyping (images such as Witches on flying brooms, stirring cauldrons, casting spells, or with long noses and pointed hats) and instead address them as you would hurtful stereotypes of any other minority."
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I bet the think terrorists deserve respect too! This place should be wiped off the planet.
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-11-2007, 05:00 PM
I don't see anything about kids dressing up as Wiccans, just traditional Witch costumes. How did they make the connection that these kids were being disrespectful of the wiccians? Hopefully they will not outlaw ghost costumes next, or the dead might complain. What about people named Waldo? They obviously don't ALL wear glasses and red striped shirts. Cowboys and indians might be the next to complain. Pregnant nun costumes are certainly spiteful, maybe they should outlaw those, next.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-11-2007, 05:04 PM
"The district said Halloween celebrations and children dressed in Halloween costumes might be offensive to real witches."
OK, I simply CANNOT believe this. The world has finally gone mad. COME BACK TODAY, JESUS!
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-13-2007, 01:57 AM
Puyallup is a rural town near Seattle/Tacoma, Washington. I went to school there years ago. I have also heard of Wiccans being around that area. Never really paid much attention to them. And no, nobody pushed their Wiccan ideas off on me.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-13-2007, 04:17 AM
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Originally Posted by brattyyank
Puyallup is a rural town near Seattle/Tacoma, Washington. I went to school there years ago. I have also heard of Wiccans being around that area. Never really paid much attention to them. And no, nobody pushed their Wiccan ideas off on me.
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That's interesting, because the Church is considering reassigning me from this horrid island of sin and wickedness to that very area next year. I'll soon have THAT place put aright!
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-13-2007, 09:42 AM
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Puyallup is a rural town near Seattle/Tacoma, Washington.
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Oh, I thought it was a kind of demon that lived in New Zealand. Legend has it that the first puyallup was the product of fornication between Lilith and a bunyip.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-13-2007, 07:34 PM
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That's interesting, because the Church is considering reassigning me from this horrid island of sin and wickedness to that very area next year. I'll soon have THAT place put aright!
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Quite honestly sir, I think you might be happy with that area in Washington State. In spite of the Wiccan people there, Puyallup is still a little bit different than the bigger cities surrounding that area. It's more country. They have a big fair there every year. And there are farmers there showing off their prize animals. So if you have families of farmers in a rural area, you might find some devout Christian families with strong, ultra conservative views. You might actually like the place. People from Tacoma consider Puyallup to be redneck, so if that is the case, then there are probably families there that believe in the church and living right in God's eyes. You may be happier there than in Hawaii. I can guarantee you this....you will be seeing people wear more clothes in Washington, than in Hawaii....since it's a bit cooler. It's just that a lot of the city people from Seattle (who might have moved to the more suburban towns) have hippie values. They may practice Wicca, and may be bleeding heart liberal vegans.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-13-2007, 07:38 PM
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Oh, I thought it was a kind of demon that lived in New Zealand. Legend has it that the first puyallup was the product of fornication between Lilith and a bunyip.
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You could be right too, Brother Temperance. It just might be a Kiwi offspring bastard. But to my knowlegde, Puyallup is a rural town outside of Tacoma.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-13-2007, 07:40 PM
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It's just that a lot of the city people from Seattle (who might have moved to the more suburban towns) have hippie values. They may practice Wicca, and may be bleeding heart liberal vegans.
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We'll soon have THAT stopped! HIPPIES, WICKEDANS AND VEGANS! There used to be a lot of those here, too, but I have cleaned most of them out! Filthy soy-milk drinkers! UGH!
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-13-2007, 09:55 PM
And Pastor, did you know, only recently we had rumor of a poster on this board of being a....Thespian
Not to mention that Damned, dirty, fellow-travelling (on the "Hershey Highway"?) COMMUNISS we had here a while back!
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-13-2007, 10:17 PM
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We'll soon have THAT stopped! HIPPIES, WICKEDANS AND VEGANS! There used to be a lot of those here, too, but I have cleaned most of them out! Filthy soy-milk drinkers! UGH!
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You go for it, Pastor Al, you show em where it's at!
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1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...
1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-13-2007, 11:48 PM
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And Pastor, did you know, only recently we had rumor of a poster on this board of being a....Thespian
ExcUSE ME?!?!?!? A THESPIAN ....in THIS forum? Missy, you go wash your mouth out with ammonia!
Not to mention that Damned, dirty, fellow-travelling (on the "Hershey Highway"?) COMMUNISS we had here a while back!
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You better have proof if you start making these sorts of allegations! Remember two years ago when you have a little too much eggnog and got those three hippies burned at the stake? We STILL aren't sure the last one was a witch!
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-14-2007, 01:45 AM
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We'll soon have THAT stopped! HIPPIES, WICKEDANS AND VEGANS! There used to be a lot of those here, too, but I have cleaned most of them out! Filthy soy-milk drinkers! UGH!
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I have a hippie vegeatarian in my family. The vegetarian is almost as bad as the vegan, but not near as fanatical. I am an omnivore. That is how I was brought into this world. Humans are to have a diet of other foods, besides vegetables. I drink regular milk, but have had soy milk before (I tried it once when I had a head cold, because I needed the calcium). It wasn't bad. I sometimes drink the vanilla flavored soy milk, but I drink whole milk too.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-14-2007, 01:47 AM
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And Pastor, did you know, only recently we had rumor of a poster on this board of being a....Thespian
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Sister M&M is no longer a thespian........I think....
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-14-2007, 03:09 PM
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You better have proof if you start making these sorts of allegations! Remember two years ago when you have a little too much eggnog and got those three hippies burned at the stake? We STILL aren't sure the last one was a witch!
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No, the Communiss is definitely a Communiss. He was a Joo, and denied being a Communiss - what more proof do you need?
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I have a hippie vegeatarian in my family. The vegetarian is almost as bad as the vegan, but not near as fanatical.
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It's a good thing that genes are a bunch of seculiar nonsense, because if there really was a gene that caused mongoloidism you'd be at VERY high risk for it.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-14-2007, 03:16 PM
Let's us Burn some more Hippies! They made the whole town smell good and "make me feel fine; make me blow my mind!"
Oh my GOD, Hellyween is so close upon us that Satan has taken control of my keyboard already!
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-15-2007, 12:21 AM
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No, the Communiss is definitely a Communiss. He was a Joo, and denied being a Communiss - what more proof do you need?
It's a good thing that genes are a bunch of seculiar nonsense, because if there really was a gene that caused mongoloidism you'd be at VERY high risk for it.
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With all due respect, Brother Temperance, it might be best if you do not discuss genetics and retardation in your situation. England is only one sixth the size of Texas, with less people in it than in the US. Our families are not as close together in a tighter knit community than yours are. If there are any inbreeding and any retardation, and or any other problems, Pommyland would be more at risk than the US would.
But since you don't believe in that genetic hogwash anyway, that's fine too. However, in another thread, you stated that I was retarded. I'm retarded? Other people here bash your country all over the place on this message board and you don't even take any notice....yet I'm retarded? I am beginning to wonder about your own intelligence level, as well as your literacy level, sir, since you never seem to find any crack on Europe insulting. I would be peeved if I were on a message board and people kept making wise cracks at the country I lived in.
Just be glad you don't live anywhere near me. I would purposely find you in a parking lot in a shopping center and would start crying and carrying on in public...taking a tantrum, acting as though I was your retarded child, just for you calling me that. That would fix that situation right away. Since I don't care what other people (I do not know) think of me, I would not have a problem at all carrying on like a retarded child in front of you. Lets see how long it would take your loving, Christian mind to snap and start cussing me out like a sailor in public for doing such a thing.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-15-2007, 01:37 AM
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Oh, I thought it was a kind of demon that lived in New Zealand. Legend has it that the first puyallup was the product of fornication between Lilith and a bunyip.
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Your somewhat shaky grasp of Geography betrays you (again) Brother T. Bunyips are native to Australia - that West Island off the coast of NZ.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-15-2007, 07:56 AM
I thought a puyallup was something you had to have removed.
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: What's a puyallup? Because witches rule it! -
10-15-2007, 10:18 AM
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With all due respect, Brother Temperance, it might be best if you do not discuss genetics and retardation in your situation. England is only one sixth the size of Texas, with less people in it than in the US. Our families are not as close together in a tighter knit community than yours are. If there are any inbreeding and any retardation, and or any other problems, Pommyland would be more at risk than the US would.
But since you don't believe in that genetic hogwash anyway, that's fine too. However, in another thread, you stated that I was retarded. I'm retarded?
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Good Lord, this is one of the worst cases of retardism I've ever seen! The poor animal doesn't even know the difference between a question mark and a full stop!
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Other people here bash your country all over the place on this message board and you don't even take any notice....yet I'm retarded? I am beginning to wonder about your own intelligence level, as well as your literacy level, sir, since you never seem to find any crack on Europe insulting. I would be peeved if I were on a message board and people kept making wise cracks at the country I lived in.
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First of all, I do not live in a country called Europe! I live in England! Now would you kindly show me where any poster on this Godly board has said anything about England other than the plain and obvious truth!
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Just be glad you don't live anywhere near me. I would purposely find you in a parking lot in a shopping center and would start crying and carrying on in public...taking a tantrum, acting as though I was your retarded child, just for you calling me that. That would fix that situation right away. Since I don't care what other people (I do not know) think of me, I would not have a problem at all carrying on like a retarded child in front of you.
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I'd noticed. You seem to be doing it right now.
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Lets see how long it would take your loving, Christian mind to snap and start cussing me out like a sailor in public for doing such a thing.
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I would simply do the same as I would if (God forbid) you actually were my child: consult the proper authorities and have you put down.
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I thought a puyallup was something you had to have removed.
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No, that's Lilith as well. She needs to be removed from these forums for eternity!
O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.
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