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Why is the US underperforming at the Gimp Olympics (paralympics)? -
03-20-2010, 01:46 AM
I don't get it. The pretend Olympics for the crippleds is on right now in Canuckistan, and the US is in 7th place in the standings. Russia is first with 28 medals, the US has just 4. Way behind pretend countries like Belarus and Ukraine. What's up?
I mean, we have a never ending supply of Godly US soldiers coming back from Afghanistan and Iraqistan with blown off arms and legs, so shouldn't the US be leading the medal totals? Who is fitter than part of an American Soldier or Marine?
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Re: Why is the US underperforming at the Gimp Olympics (paralympi -
03-20-2010, 06:47 AM
Brother, while I do share your immense patriotism and desire to see the United States succeed in all of its endeavours, perhaps we can look upon this as a good thing. Our lack of success in the Paralympics shows that God loves the United States enough not to curse us by overburdening us with gimps, cripples, and retards. In fact, I'm glad Russia is winning, because it shows how much God hates them.
Russia: Full of vodka, mafia, commies, and gimps on steroids.
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Re: Why is the US underperforming at the Gimp Olympics (paralympi -
03-20-2010, 07:00 AM
Yes, we should be in last place except for the homers that cause God to be angry with us.
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10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
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Re: Why is the US underperforming at the Gimp Olympics (paralympi -
03-20-2010, 07:35 AM
Hmmm. I can see your points.
Even though a gimp marine has got to be fitter than some drunk russian who lost his legs in a farming accident, our marines have too much self respect to join the circus. Even when they're just 60% of a marine.
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Re: Why is the US underperforming at the Gimp Olympics (paralympi -
03-20-2010, 11:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Enoch
Hmmm. I can see your points.
Even though a gimp marine has got to be fitter than some drunk russian who lost his legs in a farming accident, our marines have too much self respect to join the circus. Even when they're just 60% of a marine.
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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
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Re: Why is the US underperforming at the Gimp Olympics (paralympi -
03-20-2010, 12:41 PM
What's the difference between the cripple Olympics and the retard Olympics? God hates them both equally.
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Re: Why is the US underperforming at the Gimp Olympics (paralympi -
03-21-2010, 11:09 PM
I'm sure there's way more retards and cripples in the Godless cat-lick countries than the US, so that's probably why.
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