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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-26-2014, 10:25 PM

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May I try and be the one to dispute you claim without any hate?

I am a devoted catholic dedicated to helping others in any way I can.
What are you doing here papist? This is a Christian forum and YOU are not a Christian.

I don't know what is worse, the atheists or wafer munching ring kissing brony mary worshippers.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-26-2014, 10:41 PM

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...I don't know what is worse, the atheists or wafer munching ring kissing brony mary worshippers.
Hello, another candidate for my "What God Hates Worse" thread idea? Catholics vs. Bronies, yeah, that'd work.


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Angry Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-27-2014, 12:00 AM

Haha I'm sorry. I'm a Student in University getting A*'s like its nothing, taking mental and computer sciences, and Although I am an atheist I normally respect religious beliefs on whatever terms. But this is ridiculous! You're all acting as if the creators of this cartoon wanted a male audience to be attracted to it. Haha I know for sure that's not the case as I was just speaking to the writer last week. and yes the colour scheme for the rainbow pony is a coincidence. Its A RAINBOW!!!! ever seen one before? obviously I respect anyone's views towards god but believing someone would animate a cartoon to pass sin into male children is as far as I and many out there think, completely idiotic! I'm a normal human just like anyone reading this and if you think that man is a picture of a pervert... There's no helping you. you're too stupid to look at things logically. ITS A HALLOWEEN COSTUME! Look at the decorations in the background.
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Smile Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-27-2014, 01:01 AM

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Haha I'm sorry. I'm a Student in University getting A*'s like its nothing, taking mental and computer sciences, and Although I am an atheist I normally respect religious beliefs on whatever terms. But this is ridiculous! You're all acting as if the creators of this cartoon wanted a male audience to be attracted to it. Haha I know for sure that's not the case as I was just speaking to the writer last week. and yes the colour scheme for the rainbow pony is a coincidence. Its A RAINBOW!!!! ever seen one before? obviously I respect anyone's views towards god but believing someone would animate a cartoon to pass sin into male children is as far as I and many out there think, completely idiotic! I'm a normal human just like anyone reading this and if you think that man is a picture of a pervert... There's no helping you. you're too stupid to look at things logically. ITS A HALLOWEEN COSTUME! Look at the decorations in the background.
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Great. Another Homofaqual athiest.

Oooooooo we are all upset.


You are so very wrong. Please read the entire thread for all the irreffutable FAQs. Be sure to discuss it with all your brilliant classmates at the 'online University'.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-27-2014, 02:09 AM

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Do you see now how persecuted we Christians are? People like you atheists march across the world and internet with your "superior" message of godless logic and reason and trample under foot the soldiers of God. But we have been long-suffering with you, though you persecute us. We want you to be saved™ today. Please consider your hate and change your ways. Jesus is waiting.
Thank you so much for this enlightening us pagans on how we treat you so horribly. Because we burned you christians at the stake right? we shove our book of shadows on you right? we attack you for your believes right? Oh and how about the fact that YOU did all the above, and have stolen parts of the pagan beliefs to try and convert us. Did you know that your cross is originally a pagan symbol, and that you had the pentacle? Now you do. The pentacle stood for the 5 wounds, while the cross stood for the four elements merging in the center.

ahh but i speak of blasphemy. I'm sorry. A shaman brony furry who is NOT into having sex with animals, doesn't care for horses much, and was a christian BEFORE my faith was ripped out from under me while watching a woman die of cancer that had been growing inside her for over 20 years. Yes...I speak so much blasphemy.

Oh and I would like to point out that while catholicism has a few points that could been as non-christian, in the end christians and catholics all believe in the same roots...Soooo yeah. Kind of dumb to say Catholics aren't christians. Also very loving of you.

As to rainbow dash...wait...didn't god use the rainbow as a symbol that he wouldn't flood the earth again?
Genesis 9:12-13

And God said, “This is the sign of the covenant that I make between me and you and every living creature that is with you, for all future generations: I have set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be a sign of the covenant between me and the earth.

So your telling me that GOD puts up a symbol of HOMOSEXUALITY in the sky when you see a rainbow? Just a thought. Knowing my luck, you'll delete this soon enough because it's using your own religion against you...*shrug* Have a nice day.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-27-2014, 02:14 AM

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Great. Another Homofaqual athiest.

Oooooooo we are all upset.


You are so very wrong. Please read the entire thread for all the irreffutable FAQs. Be sure to discuss it with all your brilliant classmates at the 'online University'.
You know what's really sad about this friend? A show that you are saying is of the devil has a quote attached to it..."LOVE AND TOLERATE". Isn't that amazingly christian? Ah but hey, this fag wouldn't know anything about that. He's just a hell-bound gay 28 year old brony. Now why would i want to join your judgmental religion again? Cause you know, even if i become a christian I will sin when i look at another man and have a sexual thought...so i'm going to burn no matter what...Good Times Mate. Good Times.
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"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic" is the title of a television show supposedly intended for little girls. For some reason, however, the main audience has turned out to be older men and teenagers between the ages of 15 and 35. These men call themselves "bronies".

Don't forget pegasisters (Female bronies) *Brohoof*
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These psychotic manchildren know very well that Jesus died on the cross for our sins. Yet they think it's alright to spit in God's face and reject His gift of eternal life.
Not everyone is a Christian, not everyone believes that. So no, not everybody is
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What they don't know, however, is that they are actually facing demonic forces coming at them using subliminal mind control through the power of suggestion.
This children's show might seem innocent at first. But, in reality, it is nothing but a recruitment vehicle for all the worst perversions imaginable. Let's take a look at few examples:


HOMOSEXUALITY



As you can see, this little pony's tail is in the exact same colors as the homosexual flag. A coincidence? Not very likely. This is clearly an attempt to plant a subliminal message in people's minds that anal sex is normal and should be accepted as such in our society. We have seen similar attempts in the music industry, Pink Floyd's "The Dark Side of the Moon" being the most obvious example.
A rainbow is something that occurs naturally in nature, it has occured throughout history, even before the first animal appeared.
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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
Why is it evil? Aside from "going to hell" (Again, not everybody is a Christian, therefore, they don't believe in that place) What is wrong with being gay? Nobody forces you to be gay.
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WICCA/OCCULTISM


Here we can see the main characters, a purple unicorn and her baby dragon. Don't be deceived. While one might embrace the fact that the show accepts the Biblically proven existence of dragons (Job 30:29, Isaiah 13:22) and unicorns (Job 39:9, Isaiah 34:7), it should be noted that this particular unicorn is a practitioner of occultism and magic. In the show she is often seen reading books on witchcraft and performing various wiccan spells.
But, witchcraft doesn't exist, just like dragons. No dragon fossils found, and nobody can use witchcraft. (Or else I'd be all over that)
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FURRIES/BESTIALITY


This part speaks for itself. Here we can see two "bronies" trying to have sexual intercourse in their creepy pony costumes. This is probably the best example of how this show is destroying people's lives and their chances of going to Heaven.
Cosplay + Hug = Furry or Bestiality
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This disgusting phenomena can easily be explained by how the show secretly plants sexual messages in people's minds:

I see nothing wrong here
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DO NOT LET YOUR CHILDREN FALL UNDER THE SPELLS OF THESE SATANIC CARTOONS OR THEY MIGHT END UP LIKE THIS PERVERT:

Because everyone who is a fan of something looks the same.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-27-2014, 05:39 AM

I certainly hope this is a joke, because you guys are overreacting to no end. You are searching for the most disturbing things you can come up with and using that to represent the fandom. Homosexuality? Not a part of the show, but bronies are accepting and open minded, so not to judge anyone who may be. Being a brony really has nothing to do with homosexuality though. Bestiality? These are fans of a TV show. It's not like they are having sex with animals. :| Cosplay + hug = bestiality? How on Earth does that even make sense. They are having fun, and just preforming a friendly gesture. Again, not having sex with animals. Again, I really hope you are joking, because everything mentioned here is extremely ridiculous. How about you preach some of that love and peace that your religion is supposed to be all about instead of finding every little flaw with people that have absolutely no impact on your life just so you can be hateful, rude, and vulgar? It's extremely hypocritical and it definitely puts you and your church in a very bad light.
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I certainly hope this is a joke, because you guys are overreacting to no end. You are searching for the most disturbing things you can come up with and using that to represent the fandom. Homosexuality? Not a part of the show, but bronies are accepting and open minded, so not to judge anyone who may be. Being a brony really has nothing to do with homosexuality though. Bestiality? These are fans of a TV show. It's not like they are having sex with animals. :| Cosplay + hug = bestiality? How on Earth does that even make sense. They are having fun, and just preforming a friendly gesture. Again, not having sex with animals. Again, I really hope you are joking, because everything mentioned here is extremely ridiculous. How about you preach some of that love and peace that your religion is supposed to be all about instead of finding every little flaw with people that have absolutely no impact on your life just so you can be hateful, rude, and vulgar? It's extremely hypocritical and it definitely puts you and your church in a very bad light.
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Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-27-2014, 05:46 AM

Flame you? I put up a reasonable argument. There was no "flaming" involve. Hell, you even said that you didn't read what I wrote. How about you at least do that before jumping to conclusions and acting like an ass?
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Flame you? I put up a reasonable argument. There was no "flaming" involve. Hell, you even said that you didn't read what I wrote. How about you at least do that before jumping to conclusions and acting like an ass?
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-27-2014, 05:57 AM

I'm not debating anything. I am a member of this fandom that was being targeted and twisted into some perverted thing by a member of your forum, so I jumped in to give a bit of insight of what it's /really/ like. Simply jumping at my throat over that with no reasonable counter but "we were right and you were wrong" seems pretty immature, if you ask me. If you are right, back it up with something. Just because this is your "corner of the internet" does not mean that every thing you type is true. This person decided to attack a group of people that are not even affiliated with your church in any way, and you likely didn't even read up on the topic being discussed but you still feel like you're right.
You can't have your members attack a group of people, and expect those people not to retaliate. And when they DO retaliate, you can't expect to simply say "I'm right, you're wrong" and have it end there. It's childish and ignorant.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-27-2014, 06:02 AM

Hi folks. First off, I just want to get this out and in the open. I'm not trying to bash anyone. However, I feel that this post is operating under a misconception. I will endeavor to explain the reasons for this as I go.

The first point is the gay flag comparison. There are several varients of the gay flag, however all of them share at least one specific detail. The color red is always, without excpetion, the top bar. When you look at the comparison you can plainly see that the top is most definately not red. It may seem like a weak presentation, I'm sure, however I am something of a stickler when it comes to details.

The second point is the Wicca reference. While yes, the character does portray what on the surface would seem like the practice of Wicca, one might wonder how that relates to the bible. Well, the problem is, Wicca itself didn't exist until the early part of the 19th century. Someone around that time realized that people were pretty gullible, so became printing out these fake "spells" based loosly on accounts magnified by mythology. Yes, one could say that it is the modern day representation of pagan practices. However, one can also say that Easter, Christmass, and Halloween are also based on early pagan practices so that's not really an arguement. The bottom line of course means that Satan would have very little to do with modern day Wicca, in fact he'd probably be too busy laughing.

Furries and bestiality. Yeah, this one is pretty disturbing, even to an open minded individual like myself. Though, while it is inspired by by this specific program to some degree, it is not the program that is promoting the genre. It's the people using it as a medium, much like people have done for centuries with other mediums. (And by medium, in case there's any confusion on that term, I mean the source material the genre draws from and not the talking to spirits variety.)

The pictures of the private parts, I personally frown on myself. I don't see why it should be included in a pre-dominantly child oriented tv series. It's pretty common these days, but that's certainly no good reason for it to be there. So, yeah, I don't agree with it.

Anyways, just my thoughts. I don't generally get too involved in these sorts of discussions, but this one sort of stood out and I couldn't resist it.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-27-2014, 06:49 AM

I have never seen so much hate in one place. This is incredible. I'll be honest. The people that I have talked to here so far, and the people that I still see talking are some of the most ignorant, close minded, immature, hateful people that I have ever had the misfortune to discuss with. I expected church-goers to be more pleasant, peaceful and understanding. If hate and inequality is what this is all about, I want nothing to do with your religion, and I can certainly see why so many people are unable to take you guys seriously.
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I have never seen so much hate in one place. This is incredible. I'll be honest. The people that I have talked to here so far, and the people that I still see talking are some of the most ignorant, close minded, immature, hateful people that I have ever had the misfortune to discuss with. I expected church-goers to be more pleasant, peaceful and understanding. If hate and inequality is what this is all about, I want nothing to do with your religion, and I can certainly see why so many people are unable to take you guys seriously.
So leave. You aren't ready for the unadulterated Word of God anyway.



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...I expected church-goers to be more pleasant, peaceful and understanding...
Yes, many are shocked when they first encounter a True Christian™. I wasn't, because I've read the Bible and know how it demands that believers behave (I was surprised that any existed at all, TBH).

You've probably only been exposed to false Christians, who think that plunking their ass down in a pew once a week is sufficient for God to grant them salvation. It ain't, not by a long shot.

James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

As there are over 600 requirements in the Bible (all of equal importance, see above verse), which range from the famous (do not kill [unless God tells you to]) to the ridiculous (no mixed fibres), do you really think that the "christians" you've met measure up?


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Ya might try spelling his name properly (it's Beelzebub).


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I have never seen so much hate in one place. This is incredible. I'll be honest. The people that I have talked to here so far, and the people that I still see talking are some of the most ignorant, close minded, immature, hateful people that I have ever had the misfortune to discuss with. I expected church-goers to be more pleasant, peaceful and understanding. If hate and inequality is what this is all about, I want nothing to do with your religion, and I can certainly see why so many people are unable to take you guys seriously.
I don't know why you are so surprised about how Christians are acting. Read the bible: it is chock full of examples of their god being an utter cunt.



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I don't know why you are so surprised about how Christians are acting. Read the bible: it is chock full of examples of their god being an utter cunt.

Typical of a lesser race using a foul word to 'be shocking'.

Friend, God does not use that word and neither should you. It just furthers the proof that Satan has penetrated your rectum and taken up residence.

God is firm and fair. You follow His Word and He will probably not maime you. He will probably not inflict you with all sorts or body rotting diseases. He will probably not let demons enter your brain and run amock. He may let you in to Heaven.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 02-27-2014, 05:14 PM

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I'm literally DYING from the amount of cancer in this thread. Seriously, every single one of you so called disgusting piffleing "Christians" should kill yourselves, and your families too. You're all blots on our society.

Please, in all seriousness. All of you die painfully.
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