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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2009, 12:24 AM
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The person under me is NOT a racist for thinking that Osambo is one!
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True! We do not tolerate racism at Landover Baptist Church, nor does the GOP (God's Own Party) endorse such bigotry! We even have a nigra boy as our GOP "chairman."
The person under me has a collection of injun scalps he inherited from his great-great grandfather (Pastor Deuteronomy Flint, in my case).
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2009, 05:44 AM
False I come from a long line of peace-mongers
The person under me is eagerly awaiting WWIII
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2009, 01:13 PM
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The person under me is eagerly awaiting WWIII
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True! I am especially excited about the upcoming day when I turn on Fox News and see the video of a mushroom cloud over Israel!
The person under me loves his fellow True Christians™ with a ferocious, complete love.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-18-2009, 04:19 PM
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The person under me loves his fellow True Christians™ with a ferocious, complete love.
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Well, not as, um, ferociously or completely as you, Pastor, but yeah -- true.
The person below me likes putting on clothes from the dryer that aren't QUITE dry yet...
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-19-2009, 02:04 AM
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The person below me likes putting on clothes from the dryer that aren't QUITE dry yet...
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What's a dryer?
False, I guess...
The person under me spends an average of 30 minutes per day disciplining his household staff.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-19-2009, 02:15 AM
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What's a dryer?
False, I guess...
The person under me spends an average of 30 minutes per day disciplining his household staff.
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False. Ever since my maid Esperanza got caught stealing $10 and pilfering some silverware, and later met a mysterious and untimely end by ingesting cyanide-laced enchiladas, my staff dares not step out of line. I explained to them that it was God's punishment for her transgressions. I haven't needed to discipline any of my workers since.
The person under me lies about their golf handicap.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-20-2009, 02:22 AM
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False. Ever since my maid Esperanza got caught stealing $10 and pilfering some silverware, and later met a mysterious and untimely end by ingesting cyanide-laced enchiladas, my staff dares not step out of line. I explained to them that it was God's punishment for her transgressions. I haven't needed to discipline any of my workers since.
The person under me lies about their golf handicap.
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False. I don't play golf.
The person under me has missed me desperately and is thrilled that my computer is fixed and I'm now able to be on this glorious site all the time.
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09-20-2009, 04:04 AM
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False. I don't play golf.
The person under me has missed me desperately and is thrilled that my computer is fixed and I'm now able to be on this glorious site all the time.
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False, you are a witch
The person below me is thrilled that the pre season of the NHL (National Hockey League) has begun
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-20-2009, 05:06 AM
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The person below me is thrilled that the pre season of the NHL (National Hockey League) has begun
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Completely false. I am not a socialist Cannuck and couldn't care less about "sports" practiced by rabid French queers.
The person under me has eaten an entire pie all by themselves.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-21-2009, 12:23 AM
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The person under me has eaten an entire pie all by themselves.
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True! I'm not adverse to eating pie of any sort! LOL!
The person under me caught space herpes after beaming down with a landing party to Borax C50EAN and believing the hot purple chick when she said that she's been tested.
Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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09-21-2009, 07:32 AM
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True! I'm not adverse to eating pie of any sort! LOL!
The person under me caught space herpes after beaming down with a landing party to Borax C50EAN and believing the hot purple chick when she said that she's been tested.
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Quite false. See, Kirk, not all of us are intergalactic whores. Perhaps if you kept it in your two-sizes-too-small pants, you wouldn't catch such nasty STD's.
The person under me is astounded that Jim Kirk hasn't been stripped of his rank due to his gross misconduct with alien females. (And is even more astounded that the alien females find him attractive in the first place.)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-21-2009, 06:54 PM
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The person under me is astounded that Jim Kirk hasn't been stripped of his rank due to his gross misconduct with alien females. (And is even more astounded that the alien females find him attractive in the first place.)
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False! The USS in USS Enterprise? Unbelievably Sexy Ship! LOL!
The person under me finds it incredibly obvious that Wicked Witch wants Ol' Kirky here to slip her my space wand, thrusters at full!
Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-21-2009, 07:33 PM
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False! The USS in USS Enterprise? Unbelievably Sexy Ship! LOL!
The person under me finds it incredibly obvious that Wicked Witch wants Ol' Kirky here to slip her my space wand, thrusters at full!
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TRUE and painfully obviously so Captain. Do be cautioned you will NOT be boldly going were no man has a gone before.
The person below me knows Wicked Witch has her Star Fleet uniform picked out for her Trekkie marriage to Captain Kirck.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-21-2009, 08:33 PM
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TRUE and painfully obviously so Captain. Do be cautioned you will NOT be boldly going were no man has a gone before.
The person below me knows Wicked Witch has her Star Fleet uniform picked out for her Trekkie marriage to Captain Kirck.
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True! She used to have a picture of the indecent frock on her profile!
The person below me thinks that if Captain Kirk gets together with Wicked Witch, he'll end up with a Wicked ITCH!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-21-2009, 08:58 PM
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True! She used to have a picture of the indecent frock on her profile!
The person below me thinks that if Captain Kirk gets together with Wicked Witch, he'll end up with a Wicked ITCH!
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With a Wicked RESISTANCE to all known antibiotics!
The person below me thinks Captain Kirk will experience a death more prolonged and memorable than Paul Gauguin's.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-21-2009, 09:10 PM
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True! She used to have a picture of the indecent frock on her profile!
The person below me thinks that if Captain Kirk gets together with Wicked Witch, he'll end up with a Wicked ITCH!
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Yeoman Rand! I'd recognize her anywhere! LOL!
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With a Wicked RESISTANCE to all known antibiotics!
The person below me thinks Captain Kirk will experience a death more prolonged and memorable than Paul Gauguin's.
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False! I will die a valiant and heroic death, better than that lie from Generations! Or I will be phasered in bed by a jealous space husband!
The person below me eats Cheerios.
Space, and green chicks, the final frontier. These are the voyages of an atheist captain. His five year mission - To explore strange new women, to seek out new chicks and new chick hangouts. To boldly go where no man has gone before.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-21-2009, 09:21 PM
True, but only if I'm out of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
The person under me knows that all the rumours flying around about me (the ones involving a certain Star Fleet captain) are completely untrue and is shocked that anyone would spread such slander.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-21-2009, 10:11 PM
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True, but only if I'm out of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
The person under me knows that all the rumours flying around about me (the ones involving a certain Star Fleet captain) are completely untrue and is shocked that anyone would spread such slander.
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True
The person under me knows the Captain is more fluff than buff -- which is why True Christians™ rule the universe, Amen.
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09-21-2009, 11:54 PM
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True Yay! Someone on my side!
The person under me knows the Captain is more fluff than buff -- which is why True Christians™ rule the universe, Amen.
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Yes to the first, no to the second (although you guys are certainly trying to rule the Universe).
The person under me is named after the sexiest X-Men character there ever was.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
09-22-2009, 12:52 AM
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Yes to the first, no to the second (although you guys are certainly trying to rule the Universe).
The person under me is named after the sexiest X-Men character there ever was.
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Um, false. I was named after the Curtiss JN-4, a WWI-era biplane. And please, PLEASE tell me you don't mean " Professor X"!
The person below me thinks that "biplane" has something to do with interdimensional free love.
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