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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
02-20-2011, 03:33 AM
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Sin isn't a person, and about the sinner part. We're all sinners because no one is perfect. No matter how hard you try, you always end up sinning. Rather it's a 'small' sin, or a 'huge' sin. But the good news is when Jesus died on the cross for our sins, he forgave us for each and every sin we commit today, and the sin we will commit in the future.
I'm sure you've read the book of 1 John, but read it again. It talks all about god's unconditional love.
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My sins have been washed clean through Christ's blood. I am sin free, praise Jesus. You could be too if you sincerely repented of your disgusting perversions.
As for the Book of 1 John, I've had it and all the other Books of the Holy Word of God committed to memory since I was a tender lad. My church bio can be seen HERE.
I advise you to read the ENTIRE Bible, and stop cherry picking the parts that you use to justify your filthy sins. Jesus has no patience for fools like you.
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James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
02-20-2011, 03:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
My sins have been washed clean through Christ's blood. I am sin free, praise Jesus. You could be too if you sincerely repented of your disgusting perversions.
As for the Book of 1 John, I've had it and all the other Books of the Holy Word of God committed to memory since I was a tender lad. My church bio can be seen HERE.
I advise you to read the ENTIRE Bible, and stop cherry picking the parts that you use to justify your filthy sins. Jesus has no patience for fools like you.
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I pray that someday you will find out the truth. Because I don't have room in my life for ignorance, and bigotry. I tried to be nice but I'm sorry, you guys were being really immature about it. You are giving a bad name to Christians everywhere. Causing bullying, suicides. If you ever have children, or if you do currently have children. Be careful about what you say or do.
"Before you echo Amen in your home or place of worship, think and remember; a child is listening." ~ Mary Griffith.
Mary Griffith's son commited suicide. Why? Because she tried so hard to try and turn him straight. Right after he commited suicide she found out that there was nothing wrong with him. The reason why Jesus wasn't turning him straight was because he was fine just the way he is.
You people are not Christians. There's a fine line between calling yourselves Christians and actually being a Christian.
God bless. And next time when a homosexual comes along trying to spread some love, try to be more mature about it. Because changing the location to "in bed by fag boy-friend." isn't gonna change anything. It's just gonna make people understand how immature you people really are.
John 3:16 For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life.
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
02-20-2011, 03:58 AM
Who the hell is Mary Griffith?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
02-20-2011, 04:12 AM
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And next time when a homosexual comes along trying to spread some love, try to be more mature about it.
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No thanks; I've been there. There is no love in sodomy.
Only degenerate sin and despair, in vile hatred of your Creator.
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
03-22-2011, 02:54 AM
10 Reasons why being gay is WRONG and EVIL!
01) Being gay is not natural.
And real Americans always reject unnatural things like polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings
02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay,
in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior.
People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all;
Hence why women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed;
And we can't let the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.
06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children.
So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our population isn't out of control, our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children,
Since of course straight parents only raise straight children.
08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion.
In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home.
Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms.
Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
05-31-2011, 07:40 PM
My Christian Brethren,
I am excited to anounce that the success of my program has been phenomonal. Countless victories for Jesus Christ in leading the sinful fag away from the loins of strange men and into a personal relationship with God, praise Him!
The next step, of course, was to publish help for the doomed queer in book form, as much of the insignificant world is without access to the World Wide Web, yet plagued with roaming hordes of predatory and aggressive sodomites.
Place your orders now and be prepared to save the next homeless fag you meet! $49.95 per copy, introductory price, this week only! PM with Paypal or CC information. No checks, please.
In Christ
Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
06-01-2011, 02:31 AM
Thanks for your wisdom Brother Harold! I thought I defeated bulldykeism but had an intense relapse today needless to say I have already started your program!
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
06-01-2011, 12:04 PM
Back when I was younger and still gay, and would be involved in the most disgusting of acts with my ankles on someone's shoulders and the top of my head pounding against the wall, I would pause to consider that this can get mighty painful and surely something so uncomfortable cannot be according to God's plan. Moreover, I had an unnatural flexibility of the spine which permitted a most perverted type of self love while being subjected to the most violent of penetrations.
The morning after, I would sit and reflect that "natural" love surely did not entail this sort of discomfort continuing for a good 48 hours after my partner's departure. I considered a range of non-Biblical options, from vowing to seek only partners of the Caucasian or Asian races or purchasing industrial strength oils, but these options were unsuitable as black men attracted me in the most fierce of ways and lubricants made for santorum of unseemly quantities.
Behold I found Landover and Brother Porter and Professor Bessemer and Jesus entered my heart and I have since abandoned my homosexualism in virtually all respects. Praise to Jesus and to God for creating these men, whose works bring souls to Jesus. Matthew 7:16.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
06-01-2011, 11:14 PM
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Thanks for your wisdom Brother Harold! I thought I defeated bulldykeism but had an intense relapse today needless to say I have already started your program!
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Question. Say I only did things involving a girls anus, is that gay? Its not even sex really.
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
06-01-2011, 11:19 PM
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Question. Say I only did things involving a girls anus, is that gay? Its not even sex really.
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Face the facts; you really wanted to have butt sex with a man friend. Just because it was a woman doesn't count.
Gay sex is gay sex. End of discussion.
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06-01-2011, 11:26 PM
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Face the facts; you really wanted to have butt sex with a man friend. Just because it was a woman doesn't count.
Gay sex is gay sex. End of discussion.
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06-01-2011, 11:30 PM
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Do you have your husband's permission to be here?
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
06-01-2011, 11:31 PM
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I'm sorry.
But unless you are a caregiver providing hygiene for a gimp or a retarded, any intentional contact with the anus of another person is indeed homosexual. No mentally healthy person would be interested in such foul activity.
I think you need to pray.
In Christ
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
06-01-2011, 11:54 PM
Dear Friend,
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My sincere condolences.
Yours in Him,
BAB
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
06-02-2011, 02:39 AM
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You're a lezbean though, so that doesn't count.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
06-03-2011, 01:08 AM
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You're a lezbean though, so that doesn't count.
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I still feel like I'm not a lezbean only had a lapse in judgement, all women in the world find women more attractive than men and would rather have sex with women then men. I was simply weak and gave in to my desires
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06-03-2011, 08:37 AM
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all women in the world find women more attractive than men and would rather have sex with women then men
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You are truly a Hell bound God mocking slut!
1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
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06-03-2011, 07:20 PM
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You are truly a Hell bound God mocking slut!
1st Corinthians 7:2 "Nevertheless, to avoid fornication, let every man have his own wife, and let every woman have her own husband."
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I thought this was the case? is it not? Now I am really worried im not normal someone please tell me all girls are attracted to girls? this is normal right?
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
06-03-2011, 10:23 PM
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I thought this was the case? is it not? Now I am really worried im not normal someone please tell me all girls are attracted to girls? this is normal right?
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Lesbian sex is a common male fantasy. The only possible reason a woman would be attracted to another woman is entice a man to have sex with her. (I mean it's not like women grow penises when they turn lebso - which is at a drop of a hat)
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Re: Twelve Steps Out Of Homosexuality -
06-04-2011, 02:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Bobby-Joe
Lesbian sex is a common male fantasy. The only possible reason a woman would be attracted to another woman is entice a man to have sex with her. (I mean it's not like women grow penises when they turn lebso - which is at a drop of a hat)
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So it is common, and all girls do get attracted to other girls? This is such a relief!!!
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