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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 08:05 PM
Woooot wooooooooot
Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!
Add your Passengers Here!
These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.
"Look Ma! I can Drive!"
"Look Ma! No Hands!"
"Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"
ALL ABOARD!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 08:18 PM
Thumper says:
"Look Ma! I'm a hateful racist heretic bigot just like my father the devil! I think whites are the only race deserving to be alive, and I take God's Word out of context to try and justify these claims. Since I've said Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven! My fiancee believes the same things, even though he will never actually marry me (if he did, he would have announced a date by now). But you know what, that's OK, because I'm Miss Perfect, and God's laws don't apply to me!"
I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!
Former member of a church which I cannot dare mention-Now a spiritual free agent-could LBC be the way for me?
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!
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But you don't.....
Hey, I've got a game for you to try Officer: Let's see if you can open your mouth without condemning yourself to Hell.
Doesn't that sound like fun!
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death, I will fear no evil...
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-07-2013, 02:22 AM
Plane full of chinks? Jesus says NOT TODAY, Tojo!
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Helping boys become upright model citizens
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-15-2013, 04:31 AM
God has had enough and has killed the No. 1 Glee star. Who can be surprised? That show has done more to promote gaysexualism than any show on tv. Even the name of their supposedly high school music group ("Nude Erections") was a slap in God's face. That He didn't wipe them all out two years ago is a testament to his infinite love and patience.
"Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).
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Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-15-2013, 04:54 AM
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Originally Posted by ExGay Alex
God has had enough and has killed the No. 1 Glee star. Who can be surprised? That show has done more to promote gaysexualism than any show on tv. Even the name of their supposedly high school music group ("Nude Erections") was a slap in God's face. That He didn't wipe them all out two years ago is a testament to his infinite love and patience.
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And what kind of pervert is actually 28-31 years of age pretending to be in high school?
No wonder Jesus saw it fit to kill him!
Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 03:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
Thumper says:
"Look Ma! I'm a hateful racist heretic bigot just like my father the devil! I think whites are the only race deserving to be alive, and I take God's Word out of context to try and justify these claims. Since I've said Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven! My fiancee believes the same things, even though he will never actually marry me (if he did, he would have announced a date by now). But you know what, that's OK, because I'm Miss Perfect, and God's laws don't apply to me!"
I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!
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For someone who is supposed to put scum in jail your heading down the wrong road. We believe what we believe because its in the Bible if you were near hear you would have a whole case of Bibles thrown at you! You unsaved scum!
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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 04:12 PM
How about these poofters?:
May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 09:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Offcr. Albert Martin
Thumper says:
"Look Ma! I'm a hateful racist heretic bigot just like my father the devil! I think whites are the only race deserving to be alive, and I take God's Word out of context to try and justify these claims. Since I've said Jesus is my personal Lord and Savior, I can sin all I want and still go to heaven! My fiancee believes the same things, even though he will never actually marry me (if he did, he would have announced a date by now). But you know what, that's OK, because I'm Miss Perfect, and God's laws don't apply to me!"
I wish I was here to pepper spray, mace, AND taser you into accepting the truth!
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I want the video of that
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.
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Unsaved Canuck Who Longs to be Saved© CAUTION: Poster is Bi-Lingually curious
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-13-2008, 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by SayvedByTheLord
I want the video of that
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That's a pretty devious and mean-spirited thing to say (even about Miss Thumper) for someone who wants to be Saved.
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Woooot wooooooooot
Choo-Chug-chug-a-lugga!
Add your Passengers Here!
These folks are going to HELL for being retarded.
"Look Ma! I can Drive!"
"Look Ma! No Hands!"
"Look Ma! I'm an Angel!"
ALL ABOARD!
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Any deity who would send a person to hell for being born with a disability is not worthy of worship.
And I'd take eternity in hell with people who have Down's Syndrome over eternity in heaven with a sanctimoniuos bitch who has a glacier where her heart should be (that would be you) any day.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 08:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
Any deity who would send a person to hell for being born with a disability is not worthy of worship.
And I'd take eternity in hell with people who have Down's Syndrome over eternity in heaven with a sanctimoniuos bitch who has a glacier where her heart should be (that would be you) any day.
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Choo-Chug-a-lugga
Add Another Passenger (Caution: WIDE LOAD)
Dances with Joy
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SATAN'S FAVORITE BONIFIED PERVERT!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 08:47 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
Choo-Chug-a-lugga
Add Another Passenger (Caution WIDE LOAD)
Dances with Joy
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So is that pic you BEFORE liposuction?
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running aka the BiblethumpinBlonde
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 08:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Dances without Joy
So is that pic you BEFORE liposuction?
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What!?! You know that is your very own personal picture. So, you are a GODLESS sow.
NEXT PASSENGER!!!
Offcr Martin
Here is your ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL!!!
Wuuuuooot Wooooot
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
04-09-2008, 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by BibleThumpinBlonde
What!?! You know that is your very own personal picture. So, you are a GODLESS sow.
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Sorry, Thumps, but that isn't me.
Now that Obama has won the election there will be big black cock for every white woman!!!
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-14-2021, 04:31 PM
He was not that well known but hell awaits Dr. Harold Bornstein, the Doctor who betrayed our beloved President Trump.
This guy was a decent doctor because he was the President's personal physician for decades. But, he committed an unforgiveable sin. He was banished from Trump and the White House. He told the press the President takes a hair growth medicine.
Any doctor who destroys the presentation of our President as forever young deserves an eternity in fire.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/14/n...ion=Obituaries
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-14-2021, 04:40 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
He was not that well known but hell awaits Dr. Harold Bornstein, the Doctor who betrayed our beloved President Trump.
This guy was a decent doctor because he was the President's personal physician for decades. But, he committed an unforgiveable sin. He was banished from Trump and the White House. He told the press the President takes a hair growth medicine.
Any doctor who destroys the presentation of our President as forever young deserves an eternity in fire.
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/01/14/n...ion=Obituaries
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Oh, how sad it is, that this doctor turned his back on being faithful to our beloved President Donald J. Trump. Is it little wonder that the President cannot trust many people? They will get their fame from being seen with the President, and then they run off and do whatever they want. Now, apparently, the doctor even went as far as to use a fake name at one point, when he was developing an interest in outrageous midway rides for the county fairs, as you shall see in the attached video clip.
(Mrs.) Isabella White
Hebrews 10:19 "Having therefore, brethren, boldness to enter into the holiest by the of "
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
01-16-2021, 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
He told the press the President takes a hair growth medicine.
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I wouldn't believe a word of that: It is clear from the above that the "doctor" himself was obssessed (probably addicted to) "hair growth medicine"
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-22-2009, 08:29 AM
why do you continue to insult people with retardation. They are not going to hell. If they so choose to except Jesus Christ as their savior or die before acountability they will be saved
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Re: ALL ABOARD - The HELL Train!! -
07-22-2009, 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by joshua
why do you continue to insult people with retardation. They are not going to hell. If they so choose to except Jesus Christ as their savior or die before acountability they will be saved
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There are two holes in your theory. First, if they are too retarded to accept Jesus Christ as their Savior, then by definition they cannot be saved. Second, there is no "age of accountability" in the Bible.
This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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