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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 11-20-2014, 12:29 AM

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Isn't being left-handed something that Cathlicks hate?
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-18-2014, 08:15 PM

Is this actually serious?!!

I have 5 points here:

1.God doesn't prefer anyone; he loves us all

2.A judge of Israel and the 700 Benjamires were lefties, they were heroes. So would they go to hell?

3.None of those Bible verses mention left hand people, just the hands.

4.What if a murderer was right handed? Would God like it?

5.Are there any bible verses like this?:

Right handed people are better than left handed people

No, there is none.

2 extra things:

1.What if someone was ambidextrous or learned to write with both hands.

2.Being left handed isn't a choice, it's a genetic, or what if someone broke their right arm/hand or lost it and had to use their left? It could happen to you, y'know…



So please stop these actions saying that righties are better than lefties or God likes righties better. That's not how Religion works.

Thank you.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-18-2014, 08:29 PM

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Is this actually serious?!!

I have 5 points here:

1.God doesn't prefer anyone; he loves us all

2.A judge of Israel and the 700 Benjamires were lefties, they were heroes. So would they go to hell?

3.None of those Bible verses mention left hand people, just the hands.

4.What if a murderer was right handed? Would God like it?

5.Are there any bible verses like this?:
I have 5 points here:
1. God does not love everyone: God hates
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8 ), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8 ), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8 ), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8 ), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 ), All Liars (Revelation 21:8 )

2. Yes, none of them accepted Jesus as their Savior.

3. M't:25:32: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
M't:25:33: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
M't:25:34: Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:[...]
M't:25:41: Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

If God thinks the left is for sinners and abominations, it's good enough for me.

4. No. Read who God hates. Murder and left-handedness are the same.

5. See above

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Right handed people are better than left handed people
Obviously.

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2 extra things:

1.What if someone was ambidextrous or learned to write with both hands.
As long as he wrote only with his right hand, there would be no problem. Satan influences the left: that is why Communists are called "Lefties" and why the word "sinister" means "left."

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2.Being left handed isn't a choice, it's a genetic,
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-18-2014, 08:29 PM

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...I have 5 points here:

1.God doesn't prefer anyone; he loves us all...
Then why does so much of the Bible deal with who God hates and how He will destroy them (or get others to) along with their children, servants, animals, crops, trees, everything that breatheth?

Why does the Bible say that Jesus will return with a two-edged sword coming out of His mouth that He then uses to slaughter 1/3 of humanity?

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That's how this religion works. Read the Bible and find out for yourself.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-18-2014, 09:37 PM

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I have 5 points here:
1. God does not love everyone: God hates
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8 ), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8 ), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8 ), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8 ), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 ), All Liars (Revelation 21:8 )

2. Yes, none of them accepted Jesus as their Savior.

3. M't:25:32: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
M't:25:33: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
M't:25:34: Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:[...]
M't:25:41: Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

If God thinks the left is for sinners and abominations, it's good enough for me.

4. No. Read who God hates. Murder and left-handedness are the same.

5. See above

Obviously.

As long as he wrote only with his right hand, there would be no problem. Satan influences the left: that is why Communists are called "Lefties" and why the word "sinister" means "left."

Ha! You be saying the same about homosexuals next!
Those bible quotes say nothing about being left hand dominant. They simply state in which direction the people, or goats are located. I would be interested in seeing a quote that specifies a person using their left hand and being banished to hell.


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 03:24 AM

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Those bible quotes say nothing about being left hand dominant. They simply state in which direction the people, or goats are located. I would be interested in seeing a quote that specifies a person using their left hand and being banished to hell.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 07:43 AM

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Those bible quotes say nothing about being left hand dominant. They simply state in which direction the people, or goats are located. I would be interested in seeing a quote that specifies a person using their left hand and being banished to hell.
Finally, so not everyone on this thread is insane.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 07:50 AM

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I have 5 points here:
1. God does not love everyone: God hates
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8 ), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8 ), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8 ), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8 ), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8 ), All Liars (Revelation 21:8 )

2. Yes, none of them accepted Jesus as their Savior.

3. M't:25:32: And before him shall be gathered all nations: and he shall separate them one from another, as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats:
M't:25:33: And he shall set the sheep on his right hand, but the goats on the left.
M't:25:34: Then shall the King say unto them on his right hand, Come, ye blessed of my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world:[...]
M't:25:41: Then shall he say also unto them on the left hand, Depart from me, ye cursed, into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels:

If God thinks the left is for sinners and abominations, it's good enough for me.

4. No. Read who God hates. Murder and left-handedness are the same.

5. See above

Obviously.

As long as he wrote only with his right hand, there would be no problem. Satan influences the left: that is why Communists are called "Lefties" and why the word "sinister" means "left."

Ha! You be saying the same about homosexuals next!
You're extremely ignorant, none of those verses mention anyone or anything about being left handed, just sides on which the goats are on.

No, being a lefty is NOT a choice, I should know, because I'd rather be right handed, due to how bad you're treated by people like you. I can't change it by just simply starting to write with my right hand and expect to become right handed.

There are no bible verses that mention someone being banished to hell for being left-handed, so please don't use those ones with goats and sheep, they only refer to sides.

I'm not very keen on homosexuality though.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 08:04 AM

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You're extremely ignorant, none of those verses mention anyone or anything about being left handed, just sides on which the goats are on.

No, being a lefty is NOT a choice, I should know, because I'd rather be right handed, due to how bad you're treated by people like you. I can't change it by just simply starting to write with my right hand and expect to become right handed.

There are no bible verses that mention someone being banished to hell for being left-handed, so please don't use those ones with goats and sheep, they only refer to sides.

I'm not very keen on homosexuality though.
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Consult the Good Book.

Ecclesiastes 10:2
A wise man's heart [is] at his right hand; but a fool's heart at his left.


You can overcome your handicap of left-handedness through repentance and prayer.

Deuteronomy 32:39
See now that I, even I, am he, and there is no god with me: I kill, and I make alive; I wound, and I heal: neither is there any that can deliver out of my hand.

Being "born with something" is no excuse. All these deviant forms of living are caused by SIN. It is not necessarily your sin, but does not matter to God. He's expressed very clearly that the sins of forefathers and mothers DO matter and they are passed on to future generations. Still - and this is the saddest thing of all - countless parents disregard these warnings and cause immeasurable harm and pain to their offspring. Briefly, they are casting their children to Hell.

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Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them: for I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;

We are not accusing you for being left-handed but for not trying to overcome this abomination. Sin should be called sin and not belittled. That way you have the chance of winning God's Grace and Jesus' Conditional Love (see John 3:18). I am sure this helps. Now you can calm down, ask for advice and start on your path to Salvation and Heaven!


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 08:44 AM

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No, being a lefty is NOT a choice, I should know, because I'd rather be right handed, due to how bad you're treated by people like you. I can't change it by just simply starting to write with my right hand and expect to become right handed.

There are no bible verses that mention someone being banished to hell for being left-handed, so please don't use those ones with goats and sheep, they only refer to sides.
I seriously doubt your devotion.

Mk 9:43 And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched:

You can learn to write with the opposite hand.

Not everyone can get into heaven. In fact, most won't.

Mat 7:13-14 Enter ye in at the strait gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way, that leadeth to destruction, and many there be which go in thereat: because strait is the gate, and narrow is the way, which leadeth unto life, and few there be that find it.

Jesus has got standards, you know.

So why don't you tell us what church you attend, your favorite Bible verse and how you found Jesus?


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 02:22 PM

What if you break your right arm and have to use your left until your right arm heals? Or worse, what if you lost in an accident or bombing and you'd never have a right arm?

I can under how some Christians hate homo's, it states that in the bible that homosexuality is a sin, but where does it mention being left handed is a sin?

I will admit, I hate being left-handed with a burning passion.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 02:54 PM

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What if you break your right arm and have to use your left until your right arm heals? Or worse, what if you lost in an accident or bombing and you'd never have a right arm?

I can under how some Christians hate homo's, it states that in the bible that homosexuality is a sin, but where does it mention being left handed is a sin?

I will admit, I hate being left-handed with a burning passion.
I cannot understand at all that True Christians™ would hate homosexuals. We LOVE them passionately. We love them so much that we risk persecution and ridicule to SAVE THEM FROM Hell. We love them enough to be exposed to harassment only to get them to repent and pray away their gay demons. We LOVE you as a left-handed person and want you also to avoid Damnation and change the habits you have chosen!

God and Jesus hate homosexuals. We accept that and try to save them from the wrath of the Trinity. It is the greatest gift we can give!

1 Kings 22:46
And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

God ordered ancient kings to dispose of gay people. We cherish their potential and want to see them in Heaven. We love. God hates. You are young and ignorant, but that is no excuse for your unsupported hate. You should be ashamed. I'm praying for you.

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What if you break your right arm and have to use your left until your right arm heals? Or worse, what if you lost in an accident or bombing and you'd never have a right arm?
I would pray for God to heal my right arm so that I would not have to use my left hand.

James 5:14-15 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.


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I cannot understand at all that True Christians™ would hate homosexuals. We LOVE them passionately. We love them so much that we risk persecution and ridicule to SAVE THEM FROM Hell. We love them enough to be exposed to harassment only to get them to repent and pray away their gay demons. We LOVE you as a left-handed person and want you also to avoid Damnation and change the habits you have chosen!

God and Jesus hate homosexuals. We accept that and try to save them from the wrath of the Trinity. It is the greatest gift we can give!

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And the remnant of the sodomites, which remained in the days of his father Asa, he took out of the land.

God ordered ancient kings to dispose of gay people. We cherish their potential and want to see them in Heaven. We love. God hates. You are young and ignorant, but that is no excuse for your unsupported hate. You should be ashamed. I'm praying for you.

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Find a Bible verse where it says being a lefty is a sin.

I hate being a lefty with a few reasons, this is one: When people say it's a sin.

I don't like being a lefty, because it's how people say it's a sin.
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 03:07 PM

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I would pray for God to heal my right arm so that I would not have to use my left hand.

James 5:14-15 Is any sick among you? let him call for the elders of the church; and let them pray over him, anointing him with oil in the name of the Lord: And the prayer of faith shall save the sick, and the Lord shall raise him up; and if he have committed sins, they shall be forgiven him.
And if you lost your right arm in an accident…?
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 03:33 PM

The verses in the Bible that favor the right over the left are doing so to symbolize strength, since most peoples dominant side is physically stronger. Its symbolism.
So are you saying I will never become a true christian because I am left handed ? Can praying to overcome this "abomination" change my God-created brain structure?
I am not debating. I am searching.......


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And if you lost your right arm in an accident…?
Same answer. If God can raise the dead, surely growing back an arm is no big deal.




And he stretched himself upon the child three times, and cried unto the Lord, and said,
O Lord my God, I pray thee, let this child's soul come into him again.
And the Lord heard the voice of Elijah;
and the soul of the child came into him again, and he revived.
1Kings 17:21-22

And when Elisha was come into the house, behold, the child was dead, and laid upon his bed.
He went in therefore, and shut the door upon them twain, and prayed unto the Lord.
And he went up, and lay upon the child, and put his mouth upon his mouth, and his eyes upon his eyes, and his hands upon his hands:
and stretched himself upon the child; and the flesh of the child waxed warm.
Then he returned, and walked in the house to and fro;
and went up, and stretched himself upon him:
and the child sneezed seven times, and the child opened his eyes.
And he called Gehazi, and said, Call this Shunammite. So he called her.
And when she was come in unto him, he said, Take up thy son.
2 Kings 4:32-36

And Elisha died, and they buried him. And the bands of the Moabites invaded the land at the coming in of the year.
And it came to pass, as they were burying a man, that, behold, they spied a band of men; and they cast the man into the sepulchre of Elisha:
and when the man was let down, and touched the bones of Elisha, he revived, and stood up on his feet.
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And he came and touched the bier: and they that bare him stood still. And he said, Young man, I say unto thee, Arise.
And he that was dead sat up, and began to speak. And he delivered him to his mother.
Luke 7:14-15

And they laughed him to scorn, knowing that she was dead.
And he put them all out, and took her by the hand, and called, saying, Maid, arise.
And her spirit came again, and she arose straightway:
and he commanded to give her meat.
Luke 8:53-55

And when he thus had spoken, he cried with a loud voice, Lazarus, come forth.
And he that was dead came forth, bound hand and foot with graveclothes:
and his face was bound about with a napkin. Jesus saith unto them, Loose him, and let him go.
John 11:43-44

But Peter put them all forth, and kneeled down, and prayed; and turning him to the body said, Tabitha, arise.
And she opened her eyes: and when she saw Peter, she sat up.
Acts 9:40

And there sat in a window a certain young man named Eutychus, being fallen into a deep sleep:
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And Paul went down, and fell on him, and embracing him said,
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And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose,
And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many.
Matthew 27:52-53


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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 04:50 PM

Once I used to be left-handed than I learned to use my RIGHT hand and now I can use them both.
Do you think i am redeemed?
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Red face Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 04:55 PM

Yes, of course, you redeemed yourself learning to use the right hand.
Though i have a question. I'm right handed but i do jerk off with my left hand. What about me?
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Default Re: STOP being Left-handed!!! - 12-19-2014, 07:29 PM

So this is a fundamental site…? And people here don't actually care about God or Jesus, they say it for fun… and people don't say what they mean…

In that case…

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