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Default Re: God Hates Cripples - 03-13-2011, 08:23 PM

What is Gods postion if some one were to cripple themselves by sticking a needle into their spine? Would he instantly hate them for crippling themselves? Any help is welcomed.
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What is Gods postion if some one were to cripple themselves by sticking a needle into their spine? Would he instantly hate them for crippling themselves? Any help is welcomed.
What does your local Pastor say on the subject?


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Default Re: God Hates Cripples - 03-13-2011, 09:55 PM

Thank you for you quick response I will have to ask my pastor next week at church. As for now what do you think Gods position would be pastor?
If your asking me personally I would have to say that I think God wouldn't like this action because of 1 Corinthians 3:16-17.

Thanks again for all your insightfulness.
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Default Re: God Hates Cripples - 03-16-2011, 04:24 PM

I'm sorry I could not make a new thread to pose my question Brothers and Sisters, But I must wait until I'm deemed worthy of acceptance into the forum favored by the Lord. Rightly so I might add, I'd hate for a no good blasphemin' atheist to be seen as one of the Lords chosen.

I haven't found any threads asking my question, but then again I'm not used to something so complex as a computer, the most complicated thing I work with is my beloved oven.

But my question is asking whats God's judgment of the Obese, since they seem to be popping up all over this country I know the answer is in the bible (as all answers are ) but I must lack the wisdom to find it.
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Default Re: God Hates Cripples - 03-16-2011, 05:23 PM

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But my question is asking whats God's judgment of the Obese, since they seem to be popping up all over this country I know the answer is in the bible (as all answers are ) but I must lack the wisdom to find it.
God does not fool around with fatties and quite clearly tells them what is required if they do not reduce.

Proverbs 23:2 "And put a knife to thy throat, if thou be a man given to appetite."

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If God hated cripples why would Jesus heal one?

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Why would Jesus heal a cripple if it was okay to be one? Jesus can heal homos*xuals, but that doesn't mean you can hang around committing sodomy at truck stop restrooms.

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Default Re: God Hates Cripples - 03-17-2011, 01:47 PM

The claim that God hates cripples is STUPID, OUTRAGEOUS, INSENSITIVE AND UNBIBLICAL.

God loves cripples and bastards.

Here are scriptures to prove it:

Deuteronomy 10:18 - He doth execute the judgment of the fatherless and widow, and loveth the stranger, in giving him food and raiment.

So we see from this scripture that God loves “bastards” (the fatherless) because He defends them and provides food and clothing.

2 Samuel 9:3-7 3And the king said, Is there not yet any of the house of Saul, that I may shew the kindness of God unto him? And Ziba said unto the king, Jonathan hath yet a son, which is lame on his feet. 4And the king said unto him, Where is he? And Ziba said unto the king, Behold, he is in the house of Machir, the son of Ammiel, in Lodebar. 5Then king David sent, and fetched him out of the house of Machir, the son of Ammiel, from Lodebar. 6Now when Mephibosheth, the son of Jonathan, the son of Saul, was come unto David, he fell on his face, and did reverence. And David said, Mephibosheth. And he answered, Behold thy servant! 7And David said unto him, Fear not: for I will surely shew thee kindness for Jonathan thy father's sake, and will restore thee all the land of Saul thy father; and thou shalt eat bread at my table continually.

God loves cripples because the man after His own heart King David brought a cripple, Mephibosheth into his household and showed him kindness. The Bible would not say that David was a man after God's heart if he did not love cripples like David did.
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The claim that God hates cripples is STUPID, OUTRAGEOUS, INSENSITIVE AND UNBIBLICAL.

God loves cripples and bastards.

Here are scriptures to prove it:

Deuteronomy 10:18 - He doth execute the judgment of the fatherless and widow, and loveth the stranger, in giving him food and raiment.

So we see from this scripture that God loves “bastards” (the fatherless) because He defends them and provides food and clothing.

2 Samuel 9:3-7 3And the king said, Is there not yet any of the house of Saul, that I may shew the kindness of God unto him? And Ziba said unto the king, Jonathan hath yet a son, which is lame on his feet. 4And the king said unto him, Where is he? And Ziba said unto the king, Behold, he is in the house of Machir, the son of Ammiel, in Lodebar. 5Then king David sent, and fetched him out of the house of Machir, the son of Ammiel, from Lodebar. 6Now when Mephibosheth, the son of Jonathan, the son of Saul, was come unto David, he fell on his face, and did reverence. And David said, Mephibosheth. And he answered, Behold thy servant! 7And David said unto him, Fear not: for I will surely shew thee kindness for Jonathan thy father's sake, and will restore thee all the land of Saul thy father; and thou shalt eat bread at my table continually.

God loves cripples because the man after His own heart King David brought a cripple, Mephibosheth into his household and showed him kindness. The Bible would not say that David was a man after God's heart if he did not love cripples like David did.
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Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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Default Re: God Hates Cripples - 03-18-2011, 05:39 AM

We atheists agree! Not with the God part but we can certainly agree on hating cripples. They should be nuked in the womb. It's survival of the fittest and the handicapped do not qualify to make the evolutionary trip into the world. We support planned parenthood genetic testing to determine if it's a handicap or not. We should not waste our resources on useless, unproductive biological material.

I did not know fundamentalist christians took this view. I'm getting a better opinion of you after visiting this web site. Bravo!


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Default Re: God Hates Cripples - 03-18-2011, 11:44 AM

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The claim that God hates cripples is STUPID, OUTRAGEOUS, INSENSITIVE AND UNBIBLICAL.

God loves cripples and bastards.

Here are scriptures to prove it:

Deuteronomy 10:18 - He doth execute the judgment of the fatherless and widow, and loveth the stranger, in giving him food and raiment.

So we see from this scripture that God loves “bastards” (the fatherless) because He defends them and provides food and clothing.
This is complete nonsense. "Fatherless" refers to orphans. Which is why they are grouped together with widows, as widows and orphans are often grouped together, while widows and bastards aren't.

After all, bastards do have a father, only not the father he should have.

Why are you twisting Scripture to make it mean something it obviously doesn't? I don't believe for a moment you seriously thought "fatherless" means "bastard."

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2 Samuel 9:3-7 3And the king said, Is there not yet any of the house of Saul, that I may shew the kindness of God unto him? And Ziba said unto the king, Jonathan hath yet a son, which is lame on his feet. 4And the king said unto him, Where is he? And Ziba said unto the king, Behold, he is in the house of Machir, the son of Ammiel, in Lodebar. 5Then king David sent, and fetched him out of the house of Machir, the son of Ammiel, from Lodebar. 6Now when Mephibosheth, the son of Jonathan, the son of Saul, was come unto David, he fell on his face, and did reverence. And David said, Mephibosheth. And he answered, Behold thy servant! 7And David said unto him, Fear not: for I will surely shew thee kindness for Jonathan thy father's sake, and will restore thee all the land of Saul thy father; and thou shalt eat bread at my table continually.

God loves cripples because the man after His own heart King David brought a cripple, Mephibosheth into his household and showed him kindness. The Bible would not say that David was a man after God's heart if he did not love cripples like David did.
There is a difference between David's house and the altar of God, friend. Again, you are arbitrarily changing the meanings of mundane words to make the Bible fit your liberal worldviews. God doesn't like that. Neither does He like cripples.


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Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
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Default Re: God Hates Cripples - 03-18-2011, 12:12 PM

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This is complete nonsense. "Fatherless" refers to orphans. Which is why they are grouped together with widows, as widows and orphans are often grouped together, while widows and bastards aren't.

After all, bastards do have a father, only not the father he should have.

Why are you twisting Scripture to make it mean something it obviously doesn't? I don't believe for a moment you seriously thought "fatherless" means "bastard."

There is a difference between David's house and the altar of God, friend. Again, you are arbitrarily changing the meanings of mundane words to make the Bible fit your liberal worldviews. God doesn't like that. Neither does he like cripples.
I'm with you on this one "True Disciple". See my post above. Let's nuke those bastards and cripples in the womb. Stop wasting our resources on them.


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Default Re: God Hates Cripples - 03-18-2011, 01:01 PM

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I'm with you on this one "True Disciple". See my post above. Let's nuke those bastards and cripples in the womb. Stop wasting our resources on them.
I have to disagree, friend. Abortion is a sin, even when performed against cripple, retarded or bastard babies.


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I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

Amen.

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I have to disagree, friend. Abortion is a sin, even when performed against cripple, retarded or bastard babies.
Dear True D.,

This arouses my curioisity. You say that God hates cripples and bastards, yet it is a sin to nuke them in the womb? Then what is the practical application of your beliefs? If you believe God hates them and if you are his disciples then I would think you would be on my team in this regard. Why do you pontificate on this, yet you let us carry out your work for you? You need to align your words and actions.


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Dear True D.,

This arouses my curioisity. You say that God hates cripples and bastards, yet it is a sin to nuke them in the womb? Then what is the practical application of your beliefs? If you believe God hates them and if you are his disciples then I would think you would be on my team in this regard. Why do you pontificate on this, yet you let us carry out your work for you? You need to align your words and actions.
God doesn't like us running around willy-nilly killing people! He's the strongest proponent of capital punishment there is, but it has to be done right and legally, and only when certain laws are broken. He doesn't tell us to go around killing everyone He hates.
Now if the cripples do something particularly vile like commit murder, rape a married woman, work on a Sunday, or have s*x with an animal for example, then yes, they should be sent to the gas chamber. However, God is so loving He expects us to wait until they've broken those laws first, and only if those laws are the law of the land.


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God doesn't like us running around willy-nilly killing people! He's the strongest proponent of capital punishment there is, but it has to be done right and legally, and only when certain laws are broken. He doesn't tell us to go around killing everyone He hates.
Now if the cripples do something particularly vile like commit murder, rape a married woman, work on a Sunday, or have s*x with an animal for example, then yes, they should be sent to the gas chamber. However, God is so loving He expects us to wait until they've broken those laws first, and only if those laws are the law of the land.
Mary,

When you say god hates cripples, what does that mean exactly? How does he express that hatred? It seems to me that if neither he or his disciples does anything to express this hatred then it means nothing. I am very confused on this point.


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