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Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
12-21-2017, 05:11 AM
By now everyone that has any common sense has grown tired of the recent wave of "pretty" soy boy leaders like Justin Trudeau (Canada) and Emmanuel Macron (France) - and really, with a name like Emmanuel Jean-Michel Frédéric Macron how elitist can you get, but at least they are "white".
Evidently the Canadians have had enough as well as evidence by the fact that they've now elected Jagmeet Singh as the new leader of what is their "Democrat" party. An immigrant from India (i.e. non-Christian Dot Head), Jagmeet Singh is promising to turn Canada into a socialist hell hole of poverty, disease and squalor just like his native country.
At some point we'll be facing unprecedented illegal border crossings from Canada as massive numbers will be seeking to escape what will become a third world country. And let's face it, putting up a border wall with Canada will be prohibitively expensive - and as a third world country they won't have any money to make them pay for it (even now the Canadian Dollar is 0.78 US Dollar).
You'll be alarmed after watching the following video, but I think you might agree that Donald Trump and our Godly US Military should be making plans to do something about this before it's too late.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
12-21-2017, 08:11 PM
Only in Canada are there two libtard parties and one Conservative party. Much less a brown skin allowed to run for office. Nuke em I say.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
12-21-2017, 09:42 PM
It tried watching the documentary but I couldn't get past the man's hair and his weird accent.
I notice that Mr Sing has "hair issues" too - but he chooses to hide it under a pile of bandages.
I suspect that Mr Sing, if elected, will take the bandages off and he will have hair like the presenter. As a dot-head, he will speak strangely too (They always sound like under-powered motorboats to me "but-but-but-but", etc.)
What is this with Canadians and hair and speech impediments?
The US should invade before it is too late.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
12-22-2017, 11:49 AM
So in that case would Louis XX become King of Quebec?
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
12-22-2017, 12:01 PM
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Is it Time to Invade Canada?
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Let us see what God thinks!
Ezekiel 39:13
Yea, all the people of the land shall bury them; and it shall be to them a renown the day that I shall be glorified, saith the Lord GOD.
Yes, it is time!
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
12-25-2017, 07:43 AM
That thing on Mr. Sing make him look like a big giant eraser-head, set on erasing anything good and White about English Canada. And of course they would elect him afterall, because Canada is compiled of a bunch of white-guilt butt kissers who would be delighted by the novelty of having a brown man sit in office. We in America know better and are still reaping the pain of that terrible phase.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
12-25-2017, 02:10 PM
If he's an evolutionist, they believe in mutation don't they?
And I've seen him in variously hued turbans.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
12-26-2017, 02:35 AM
The party that he is affiliated with is farther left than Nancy Peeloser and Hellary Cliton were. That should worry people here in AMERICA who are affiliated with the Republican and Christian Restoration Parties.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
12-29-2017, 03:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White
Let us see what God thinks!
Ezekiel 39:13
Yea, all the people of the land shall bury them; and it shall be to them a renown the day that I shall be glorified, saith the Lord GOD.
Yes, it is time!
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I'm not a Pastor or theologian but I wonder if we might look for a sign from God about invading Canada. For example, right now it is extraordinarily cold in Freehold, Iowa. Canada is a cold place. Might this cold weather be the sign to invade Canada??
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
12-31-2017, 11:53 PM
We're able to run heating all day, but in humanistic economies run by permissive liberals for the benefit of dolphins, comfort is the first thing to go out the window. Useless blobs disregard God's command when they become non-viable and look to humans for comfort. Should we freeze so they can swim around consuming resources we need for ourselves?
GENESIS 9 .KJV . look up
2 And the fear of you and the dread of you shall be upon every beast of the earth, and upon every fowl of the air, upon all that moveth upon the earth, and upon all the fishes of the sea; into your hand are they delivered. No. As they drive themselves into extinction they should look elsewhere for comfort. Humans are to be feared, a source of dread, not their means of rehabilitation. Canada disagrees. It is worth remembering that although -4° is cold -45° is colder and that socialists will put vaquita lice before humans every time. When machinery designed for use in one climate gets operated in colder conditions, and just how much colder is clear from weather reports, unexpected outcomes are probable. Even in matters of clothing a change in weather can have catastrophic results.
One way to achieve a benefit for decent folk at relatively little cost and prepare for the Canadian adventure would be a policy of transporting convicts to Antarctica, just drop them off and check in periodically to see what they've come up with. 1) The weak or unimaginative would not be viable but some of them will have useful ideas for survival in colder temperatures. 2) Tax dollars will no longer be wasted on incarceration.
I do not advocate leaving them with military equipment. In other respects though the outcomes would be beneficial for us to know during the liberation of Canada for Jesus. There are a few carcasses there and in order to become a carcass the species, whatever it is, would have to survive long enough to die. They're rather isolated but other family members obviously were robust enough to exist and breed otherwise non-viables would be scattered everywhere. For transported criminals, this latter group would yield information too, just as valuable as novel survival skills from the rest.
a dry valley, somewhere south of Tierra del Fuego
suitable location for convict agriculture
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
05-01-2020, 08:29 PM
This may be a good time to finally sort out those pesky northern neighbors, as the peculiarly-bearded Justine has taken away their guns. (As my husband says, any man who can't grow a proper, Christian beard would be well-advised to shave.)
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Mr Trudeau made a point of saying that most gun owners are law-abiding citizens, but argued that assault-weapons serve no beneficial purpose.
"These weapons were designed for one purpose and one purpose only — only to kill the largest amount of people in the shortest amount of time," he said in a press conference on Friday.
"You don't need an AR-15 to bring down a deer."
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What about a slightly annoyed moose, Monsieur Trudeau - "eh?", as you people say. If you can't take out one of those, then just half a dozen brave Real Americans™ would have your entire country on its pale and pimply knees, begging for mercy, in a matter of seconds.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
05-01-2020, 08:41 PM
Canada has a surfeit of trees, no? Perhaps we can make them build a wall with these? I'm sure that they have plenty of Lumber Jills amongst them. Let's face it, their women folk don't seem very feminine, while the menfolk do.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
05-01-2020, 08:53 PM
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Canada has a surfeit of trees, no? Perhaps we can make them build a wall with these?
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In principle that seems like a sound idea, Sister Handy. In practice, maybe not so much in a normal society. But of course this is Canada and it shouldn't be too difficult to persuade Trudeau to ban the possession of matches and other fire-creating implements.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
05-01-2020, 09:10 PM
In my view, any place that thinks gourmet food is donuts and beer should be invaded and brought up to human standards. Canada is like a country that civilization forgot.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
05-02-2020, 12:38 AM
Does Canada have oil?
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
05-02-2020, 07:36 AM
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I don't know, Brother Cranky. What I do know is that great swathes of the country are covered with tar or bitumen or something - the stuff normal countries use to asphalt the roads. Instead of using it as God intended, they somehow extract fuel from it. However, it takes about four times as much fuel to extract the oil/gas/whatever from the tar as they are left with after the process.
Nobody knows why they do this. This shameful waste of God's good asphalt also explains the poor state of Canada's highways.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
05-02-2020, 02:50 PM
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Canadians think there is oil in some of their sand. So, they ship it to the U.S.
In our country, refinery companies know sand is sand. They feel sorry for the Canadian lack of knowledge so they buy this smelly sand and everyone is happy.
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
05-02-2020, 03:54 PM
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However, it takes about four times as much fuel to extract the oil/gas/whatever from the tar as they are left with after the process.
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That's just sound economics. Think about it like Trump staying at Mar-a-lago for 3 weekends a month. Sure, it costs the taxpayer $4m each time he visits, but he makes hundreds in buggy rentals to the secret service. So - even if the Canadians burn 80% of their oil in the extraction process, that's 20% in sweet profit. And 20% is actually a better deal than Trump gets with Mar-a-lago.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
05-03-2020, 04:21 AM
Wouldn't it be easier to just nuke Canada? Then we could take the natural resources without the inconvenience of invading Montreal and Toronto and Paris.
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Re: Is it Time to Invade Canada? -
05-03-2020, 12:24 PM
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Wasn't part of the Louisiana Purchase in Canada? I know that Napoleon's bookkeeping was likely to have been unorthodox, even so would that guy whatever his name is the French president or prime minister or whatever they have be able to check the records? Adjoining land is often given special status is such cases so an outright sale could be an option. At least for Alberta and Saskatchewan.
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