Friends,
Yo Gabba Gabba! is a new children's television program being aired on Nick Jr. and Noggin. The show is hosted by a homosexual Negro and is clearly a two-pronged attack on our youngsters: its aim is to homosexualify and ghettofy white children. I don't speak Negroese, so I am unfamiliar with the expression "gabba gabba." I do know that "yo" is Negro for "greetings" and "wow."
The flamboyently gay host carries a portable stereo, or "boom box," which encourages sinful, jungle dancing. Among the sickening assortment of characters are an enormous, red, one-eyed tallywacker and a green creature with the three phalluses sprouting from his head--a clear mockery of the Holy Trinity. The latter character also possesses a long, thick, unibrow, which obviously represents the unsavory anatomy of the male Negro. To add to the outrage, the creators of this reprehensible show also threw in a pink flower and a baby blue kitty cat to utterly sissify young male viewers. As if all of this wasn't enough, there is also a robot with a testicle afixed to the top of its head. The robot spits in the face of Creationism and our sacred Bible, promoting secularism and science.
Still not convinced of the show's insidious intent? Actor/homosexual Elijah Wood appeared in the very first episode.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_VV229DbXic
Brethren, I think it's quite apparent a mass protest is in order.