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Love Jesus Re: False Religions And Cults - 07-19-2017, 03:59 AM

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Can you please tell me in more detail why your article lists me as condemned?


f course, Ms. Lutheran! We are more than happy to help you on your quest to become a True Christian™. Many details that assess your cult are being discussed on another thread. Please use the link below for details.



Alternatively, you are advised to introduce yourself on a sub-forum where even unsaved can begin their own threads.



While the Bible could obviously also give you all the answers you need, you've done the right thing and consulted our Biblical wisdom. This is extremely good news as it must mean that Jesus is still calling you. All is NOT lost!

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 04-26-2018, 04:02 PM

It's come to my attention recently; an obscure little massacre in some village called Toronto, tucked away in Canada.

Of course, nothing really matters when it happens in Canada, what's concerning is the alleged terrorist cult behind the attack; a group of involuntary celibates that affectionally dub themselves as Incels.


These incels pride themselves on their ability to restrain the attentions of women, which indeed is a noble pursuit. What is disturbing is that the incels appear to be a cowardly group of scum too frightened to further their seed, and will never further their genology. They reject the natural role of women in their lives, thereby denying the Grace of God. (Genesis 2:18)

Of course, this mounting pent up sexual frustration leads them to commit acts of murder, by mowing down heathens in their vehicles. I should make it clear, I do not condone murder, and I hope God will enlighten these misguided misfits, and help them stop avoiding women altogether the same way a Catholic priest avoids child molestation charges.


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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 04-30-2018, 11:04 AM

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What is disturbing is that the incels appear to be a cowardly group of scum too frightened to further their seed. They reject the natural role of women in their lives, thereby denying the Grace of God. (Genesis 2:18)

Of course, this mounting pent up sexual frustration leads them to commit acts of murder, by mowing down heathens in their vehicles.
"pent up sexual frustration" seems overly technical to me - the sort of thing a "scientist" might say - I think you had it right first time when you pointed to the rejection of God - it is this that allow demons to enter the soul and thus turn decent Christians into Catholics and atheists who lack any form of moral compass.




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Jesus' eternal love Re: False Religions And Cults - 05-19-2018, 02:05 AM

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 05-19-2018, 02:11 AM

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It's not a real cult if it's not tax exempt. What's your 501(c) status?



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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 05-19-2018, 12:40 PM

Another theme of false religions and cults is unnecessary screaming and excessive had-clapping. Satan is in charge whenever you see these things, whether they call themselves a "church" (which it isn't) or a "pop" (which I suppose it could be with all the retro~ themes going around) is immaterial. Cults are determined by outcomes as well as the trance states producing them and all around we see the outcomes. Only one venue is exempt. An actual Church. A Church accepting God's instruction. Accepting and following The Bible. Landover Baptist is such a Church. Cult-man [ABOVE] is not. An example follows:

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Default Re: False Religions And Cults - 05-19-2018, 12:43 PM

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Jesus' eternal love Re: False Religions And Cults - 06-06-2018, 07:16 AM

Hi guys, I'm new here. Could you pls tell me how to post a thread?
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Happy to oblige. You can't.


On the main forum page, under the third blue bar which is labeled, "Church Forums", you will see--on the left hand side, bolded in black letters--something called "The Introduction Forum". Read it.


If you really want to do something dazzling and spectacular, you will follow the instructions outlined there and create an introduction that follows proper Landover Baptist Protocol.


I long for the day some newcomer will do that. Alas, Jesus may return before such a remarkable happenstance will occur. . . Not that Jesus returning would be a bad thing! It's just that it would be so cool to finally see a visitor to our site actually read and follow through on our plainly posted instructions. Sigh!


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