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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-11-2008, 07:34 AM

You know, Mr. Jingles may have a point. Perhaps a little good, clean, Godly entertainment from an inferior species may help us "lighten up" come election day... and now that midget-tossing has been outlawed for whatever silly reason, we need something to relieve the tension!


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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-11-2008, 10:31 AM

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Jesus looked with compassion on them all, and healed their infirmities. They all wish they were normal, and Jesus made them that way!
a) So you're saying that Jesus made them not cripples, and Jesus made them cripples? Make your mind up, already.
b) Your statement that they "all wish they were normal" is very ignorant and offensive. Bizarre as it may seem, these pathetic freaks are actually proud of being mutants.

I like how it talks about "disabled power". The power to do what? Walk? I don't think so.
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And He made the crippled walk too, and cured the leprosy.

So, if you don't think they should have equal rights, you are no Christians.
We are all in favour of letting cripples who repent of being cripples have the vote. Jesus healed specific disabled people because He loved them, so the ones He hasn't healed He must not love. What's your explanation for why Christ doesn't fix cripples any more?


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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-11-2008, 01:49 PM

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Where in the Bible does it say that gimps, cripples and retardeds should get the special privilege or "rights" equal to a normal person?
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This is something my Church have been campaining for some time. Yes, we want retards treated just the same as normal people!

We want a fair society, not one with one set of rules for some people, and different rules for others. That is why we are currently running an 'Equal Rights For Retards' Petition, which we feel will create a fairer and more harmonious society.

Now, I pay my taxes, paid for my home, fought in the war for the greater good, and help my fellow man. I don't see why ugly disgusting retards are allowed to get away with sitting around idly on their lazy fat asses all day, getting waited on hand and foot in care homes funded by Government money they did nothing to deserve. They get special car parking spaces and wheelchairs and ramps and special access everywhere they go. How is this a fair society when these filthy twisted deformities never have to paid a cent of tax in their lives, and get all the rewards? Remember, It is OUR tax money that funds their dumb spastic activities!

Our 'Equal Rights for Retards' Petition aims to give these worthless rejects the same rights as the rest of us. In a fair society everyone pulls their own weight. Let them work for their OWN living. Kick them out of their Care Homes, and burn them down. Take away their expensive wheelchairs which WE paid for! Take away their disabled car parking spaces which they don't deserve. Throw them on the street, let them find work, make them pay taxes like the rest of us, work for their own living.

There is really no end to the jobs a retard could do. Join the Travelling Circus, Freakshows, become a famous Sideshow Attraction? Then we have the war. Why should the troops on the front line suffer, when we can train a retard to hold a gun? Think about it, remote controlled wheelchairs with retards controlling machine guns with a twich of their head. Think about it - How do we fight the army of suicide bombers, who want to blow the limbs off our soldiers? Send in an army of expendable disposable mongoloids with half their limbs missing anyways! Glory!

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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-11-2008, 02:18 PM

Well I guess if Jesus didn't heal them it's for a reason. Those healed are no cripples anymore. Isn't it?

Anyway. They don't have to complain. Having their own olympics and all that.

This guy also wasn't allowed to the real olympics.




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Well I guess if Jesus didn't heal them it's for a reason. Those healed are no cripples anymore. Isn't it?

Anyway. They don't have to complain. Having their own olympics and all that.

This guy also wasn't allowed to the real olympics.
The only reason that 'tard was banned from competing was because he tried to CHEAT by using his jet-powered special robot leg! These cripps are very devious. He should have been allowed to complete, but have his fake leg taken from him before the race started. Then let's see how well he would do.

And don't even get me started on the so-called 'special' Olympics. They should ban this too, and force all the 'Special' athletes to complete in the Normal Olympics, alongside normal atheletes (without their wheelchairs obviously). This would not only give everyone 'equal rights', but would be very amuzing to watch.
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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-11-2008, 03:43 PM

Phhhhhhhhhht.

Does THIS look like it could make an intelligent decision when voting.

LMAOWJ, he'd probably throw it away on a vote for Hildabeast Clinton.



Besides all the drool and peanut butter and jelly on his fingers will run the ink on the voter forms.
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Remember, giving special rights to cripples hurts them more than it helps them.

When God chooses to cripple someone, He is doing as a warning, because He is sometimes too merciful to kill people outright. But when we coddle cripples, they don't realize how urgently they need to repent.

I just learned that this is what God did to the Obamanation's race traitor mother: He gave her cancer, as warning to turn from her life of sin, and when she did not, He killed her. Obama Bin Rapin' actually admits it:



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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-11-2008, 10:13 PM

Yes, cripples should vote.

You are supposed to seperate church and state...


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The church and the state can't be separated! They depend on one another.

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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-11-2008, 11:37 PM

This is the most hilarious, entertaining forum on the internet I have ever seen.
You claim you are people of God, and then you go and make fun of people with handicaps?? (and to call someone a "cripple" in this day and age is a testament of how ignorant you all are)- Shame on you-
(Also, FYI- African Americans and Blacks prefer to be called just that- not "colors" Sister Mary Maria or whatever your name is).

Talk about blasphemy- you are all loaded with it.

Now go ahead and ban me- I'm looking forward to it.
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You claim you are people of God, and then you go and make fun of people with handicaps?? (and to call someone a "cripple" in this day and age is a testament of how ignorant you all are)- Shame on you-
(Also, FYI- African Americans and Blacks prefer to be called just that- not "colors" Sister Mary Maria or whatever your name is).

Talk about blasphemy- you are all loaded with it.

Now go ahead and ban me- I'm looking forward to it.
No, we're waiting you to back up your assertions with Scripture. We have shown were in the Bible it explains God hates gimps. So far all I have seem is your personal opinion. Well between God and you I take God.



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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-11-2008, 11:55 PM

I don't think colored folk should vote either! They vote for the Devils party anyway. Retards and gimpy weirdos would probably do the same. The blind don't know who their voting for they might be voting for a hamster for all they know!

What is it with idiots wanting these accursed people voting in a real election? Don't they see it's our FUTURE they are toying with?


I guess the Left needs all the help they can get.


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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-11-2008, 11:58 PM

Funny, I thought God was all loving- I didn't realize he hated anyone.
You all disgust me.

(And for your information: Scripture is subjective- you can read anything you want into it- whatever is convenient for you, I'm sure).

Now I'm not going to waste another second trying to reason with such ignorance and hatred. I will never visit or post at this site again.
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Funny, I thought God was all loving- I didn't realize he hated anyone.
You all disgust me. .
Really friend, and when God drowned the World in The Flood, was that unconditional love? I pity your ignorance.

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(And for your information: Scripture is subjective- you can read anything you want into it- whatever is convenient for you, I'm sure).
Perhaps, but it still better than listing to the opinion of another human. At lest the only error then is my owns.

Still, that is a singularly pathetic excuse to disobey God’s laws.

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Now I'm not going to waste another second trying to reason with such ignorance and hatred. I will never visit or post at this site again.
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Poor fellow.
He's going to hate it when he gets to Hell.


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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-12-2008, 01:59 AM

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Funny, I thought God was all loving- I didn't realize he hated anyone.
God is not all loving. That's a hippie misunderstanding.

He also creates evil. Read your Bible. All of it. Not just the bits and pieces you like.

He loves everybody who turn there faces to HIM. All the rest can burn in hell forever.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.




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God is not all loving. That's a hippie misunderstanding.

He also creates evil. Read your Bible. All of it. Not just the bits and pieces you like.

He loves everybody who turn there faces to HIM. All the rest can burn in hell forever.


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
You are taking that verse out of context!


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But Peter and the apostles said in reply, "We must obey God rather than men."
There you have it-so WHAT'S STOPPING YOU COWARDS?
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You are taking that verse out of context!
Have it your way. Tell us the context and how it makes a difference.


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You are taking that verse out of context!
But you always say that when you have doubts in your faith and the god which you worship.

Isa:45:3: And I will give thee the treasures of darkness, and hidden riches of secret places, that thou mayest know that I, the LORD, which call thee by thy name, am the God of Israel.
Isa:45:4: For Jacob my servant's sake, and Israel mine elect, I have even called thee by thy name: I have surnamed thee, though thou hast not known me.
Isa:45:5: I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me:
Isa:45:6: That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else.
Isa:45:7: I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Isa:45:8: Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the LORD have created it.
Isa:45:9: Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?

Far be it from me, Mr Martin, but the context seems fine and, at Isa:45:9, we have the derisory comment from The Lord of Hosts Himself, about not having hands… taken with the other verses quoted earlier, what could be more clear than the Lord's view of the cripple?


The Brothers and Sisters here seem to have it right. Or do you think you know better than God?

Just out of interest, tell me, what did they teach you at the Jesuit seminary? Probably mere political and satan-inspired dogma.

Contrast this with, Purgatory or no purgatory, indulgences or no indulgences; creation or no creation; inquisition or no inquisition, slavery or no slavery; help the Nazis or not help the Nazis; intrigues and abominations in the Vatican throughout history; deep guilt complex; suppression of women or revering their idols; kill the Jews or not kill the Jews; the list goes on… and on… and on.

Open you eyes Mr Martin! Isa:45:7 is the Lord’s Word and nothing you or your commercial organization could say or do will alter it one jot or tittle. It is there until Judgement Day.





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Default Re: SHOULD CRIPPLES BE ALLOWED TO VOTE? - 02-14-2008, 10:27 PM

"And David said on that day, Whosoever ... smiteth ... the blind that are hated of David's soul, he shall be chief and captain. Wherefore they said, The blind and the lame shall not come into the house." -- 2 Samuel 5:8
House means voting booth if you have a brain.

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