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Looking for land in Freehold -
12-08-2012, 10:54 AM
Hello friends, currently me, my wife, son and daughter plan on moving to Freehold. We require a modest 4 bedroom mansion with at least 12 acres to plant tobacco. A menstrual shack and outhouse are essential. Does anyone have any references? I'll also be hiring prime field hands at 10$ a day, IRISH NEED NOT APPLY.
Harold Law
Ephesians 5:22-24
22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
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Re: Looking for land in Freehold -
12-08-2012, 12:01 PM
Good luck. Land within Freehold proper is reserved for Platinum Tithers and Deacons only. There are several nearby communities outside city limits for Gold and even Silver level tithers. Sixgun Estates near the freeway and Holy Harbor at the marina for instance. Halliburton Acres is a gated trailorpark near the Jesus Feed Us grocery store and has 3br doublewides available for under $300k. This is provided your credit and religious background check passes muster and you dont fail the paperbag test at the guard shed at the front gates.
You can expect to spend at least $1M your first 6mo in Freehold as a landowner. Please consult your investment Jew before you attempt to join the community within the city limits. Jesus doesnt give refunds.
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Re: Looking for land in Freehold -
12-09-2012, 05:54 AM
You need to give sister Jennings a call.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Looking for land in Freehold -
12-09-2012, 07:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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Thank you pastor, the manor on Deacon Boulevard looks most satisfactory. I'll be giving sister Jennings a call post-haste!
Ephesians 5:22-24
22*Wives, submit yourselves to your own husbands as you do to the Lord. 23*For the husband is the head of the wife as Christ is the head of the church, his body, of which he is the Savior. 24*Now as the church submits to Christ, so also wives should submit to their husbands in everything.
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Re: Looking for land in Freehold -
12-12-2012, 11:28 AM
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Pastor Ezekiel. Please excuse me but I have recently had a rather large windfall and have decided that I would like to tithe to LBC. If it is not too much trouble could you please let me know how to do this.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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