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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 01-29-2014, 01:19 AM

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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 01-29-2014, 03:58 AM

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I was taught that for one to condemn others to hell would result in that person going to hell as well. All you do is preach hatred and condemn others for not being sheep and for being different from the likes of you.

By the looks of it, the lot of you believe in the hatred spewed onto you by your corrupt elders and, for some reason, believe that a BASTARD will be sent to hell. When Christ died, he died for all of our sins and if you look in to history and actual facts instead of just your narrow minded old testament, you will find that the people who crucified Jesus were actually the ROMANS.

Gee, a religion that promotes a lot of love and peace sure knows how to spread the word of spite and hatred.
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Why are you so full of hypocrisy and outdated beliefs like the world being flat?
Yes, Jesus did die for our sins, and he is GREATLY appreciated for that. However, you seem to take that for granted by bringing EVERYONE back in to the dark ages where innocent men, women and CHILDREN were burnt for being unique.

You are not god.
You have NO RIGHT to speak for him and absolutely NO RIGHT to control the likes of others with fear of being condemned for things that people like YOU lie about.
First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

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If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.


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First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. We're right and you're wrong, according to Jesus and the Holy Word of God. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

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If you want to debate people, THIS is the place to go.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
If I'm making an ass out of myself, then I would have said the EXACT same thing that you have said. "We're right, you're wrong", and I have read each and every page of your bible and NOTHING in it says that Homosexuals will go to hell or that coveters will go to hell or so on. It says that they will be stoned. I have studied this religion to and fro and it's full of nothing but people like you who claim that god talks to them. I use my free will accordingly and I don't use the "I'm right you're wrong" card like you do. I am a woman and by your judgements, most likely a shrew. However I know where I go, I know where I stand and I know of Jesus's teachings. His teachings were to love thy neighbor no matter what or who they were and yet your people would drink PISS or eat GARBAGE if a leader of the church said that GOD told him or her that it would lead you down the path of righteousness.

Now let me inform you of this, had you read the ENTIRETY of the bible, you'd know that once the blood of Christ was shed, ALL who were or would be were forgiven. This was NOT exclusive to you.

Or better yet, USING THE LORDS NAME IN VAIN. This does not mean just saying things like "Oh my god" or "god damn it all". It means using it in profound ways such as DAMNING people to an eternal pit of fire because YOU people don't approve of their lifestyles.

Tell me, without using things like "The bible" or "Gods will", how are people like the BASTARDS, the HOMOSEXUALS, WITCHES/PAGANS, Multiracials, Non whites, or ANYONE outside of the christian faith harming you? Are they killing your family? Are they tying you up and shoving pine cones down your throat and telling you that you're virtually worthless? Or are they tying you to a steak and burning you?

If they're only making you mad, then that is by far the most CHILDISH and unreasonable thing that you could EVER come up with. You say you are good people, but if you really-TRULY believe that being a god fearing christian will make you a good person, then you were NEVER a good person to begin with.

I've already excepted the holy spirit, I've no demons nor do I have a doubt in my mind that he is watching all of us as we perform little pass arounds without an opinion but full knowledge that he's given us free will to do as we please.

Do not say that god is judging me, for again, you've no right to speak for him.
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Actually, you know what?
Maybe going to hell isn't such a bad thing.
It's warmer, very much like the summerland, there's wine, puppies, multiracials and it's like a HOMELESS SHELTER for those who did their best in their lives and there is a party every day.

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Actually, you know what?
Maybe going to hell isn't such a bad thing.
It's warmer, very much like the summerland, there's wine, puppies, multiracials and it's like a HOMELESS SHELTER for those who did their best in their lives and there is a party every day.

PARTY TOWN FOR ME!
What proof do you have that summerland even exists? Sounds like it's based on wishful thinking to me.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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What proof do you have that summerland even exists? Sounds like it's based on wishful thinking to me.
About as much proof as you guys do in regards to heaven or hell.
Did I mention throwing The headless horsemen or the easterbunny in there as well?
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About as much proof as you guys do in regards to heaven or hell.
Did I mention throwing The headless horsemen or the easterbunny in there as well?
We have plenty of proof for the existence of heaven and hell. I don't know if you're familiar with the parable of Lazarus (Lk 16:20-31). A man being tormented in hell pleads with Abraham to send Lazarus back from the dead to warn his brothers about hell. Abraham's response was:

Lk 16:31b If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

"Moses and the prophets" means the Old Testament. In other words, if you won't believe that hell exists because the Bible says so, then you definitely won't believe any real evidence, such as someone who has seen hell coming back from the dead to tell you all about it.

So. I have proved that hell exists. How do I know heaven exists? Simple. If heaven didn't exist, Jesus would have told us so!

Jn 14:2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

So, where's your proof?


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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We have plenty of proof for the existence of heaven and hell. I don't know if you're familiar with the parable of Lazarus (Lk 16:20-31). A man being tormented in hell pleads with Abraham to send Lazarus back from the dead to warn his brothers about hell. Abraham's response was:

Lk 16:31b If they hear not Moses and the prophets, neither will they be persuaded, though one rose from the dead.

"Moses and the prophets" means the Old Testament. In other words, if you won't believe that hell exists because the Bible says so, then you definitely won't believe any real evidence, such as someone who has seen hell coming back from the dead to tell you all about it.

So. I have proved that hell exists. How do I know heaven exists? Simple. If heaven didn't exist, Jesus would have told us so!

Jn 14:2 In my Father's house are many mansions: if it were not so, I would have told you. I go to prepare a place for you.

So, where's your proof?
That's the thing, I don't have proof.
But atleast I don't get my facts from fairytales like you do.
Hell doesn't exist, and I believe that the passive aggressive route is no longer a go in this matter. You follow a cult that has been around for one thousand years and it takes much more time than that for civilizations to rise and fall and for man to evolve from monkeys. I personally don't care if you say that I'm going to hell because I don't believe in the crap you guys spew. Judaism is a practice that has been around since LONG before christianity, more than five thousand years and paganism has been followed for about three times that time period.

Now, let me put it to you guys like this.
Your religion, or christianity, is slowly, but surely dying. That thing you refer to called the bible is becoming less and less adequate like that thing beneath your clothes, which by the way, everyone knows that you touch. Men who compensate themselves with things like the bible or preaching with loud voices are just little boys wanting to be important. When society looks down upon them in reality and they know it.

Don't get me wrong, I love god.
About as much as he loves me....
But times change and people want a place to rule for their own.
It gets boring when one only has to watch from the sidelines.
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Judaism is a practice that has been around since LONG before christianity, more than five thousand years and paganism has been followed for about three times that time period.
You neglect to mention that paganism died out over a thousand years ago (in Europe anyway) and has been artificially revived only in the last century or so. A lot of the practices and beliefs of ancient paganism are unknown. Modern pagans have had to make things up and borrow from other religions to fill the gaps. So your appeal to the ancientness of paganism doesn't impress me. Besides, our God has been worshiped since Creation, some 6,000 years ago.


Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.

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Don't get me wrong, I love god.
About as much as he loves me....

If that's the case you sure have some daddy issues. With all the mistakes you said I can assure you that GOD (and capitalizing HIS name is the least you can do) is not particularly fond of you.

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Default Re: All you bastards will burn in HELL!! - 03-03-2014, 08:55 PM

God blessed me with righteous parents who only had sex after marriage. I am thankful for that.


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Approximately half of the children from the western world's (the so called Christian world) end up in hell because their parents seem to hate them.

Studies show that roughly 40 percent of all children in the U.S. are born out of wedlock, while the numbers in Europe and Australia are around 50 percent.
But what does God really thinks about all you whore babies (also known as bastards), walking around his kingdom?

Maybe your first thought is this: "it's not my fault that my parents sinned." Think again.
In God's eyes you are just as much a sinner as your disgusting god forsaken parents.

Deuteronomy 23:2 (King James Version) A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

Zechariah 9:6 (King James Version) . . . a bastard shall dwell in Ashdod, and I will cut off the pride of the Philistines.

Hebrewes 12:8 (King James Version) But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.


"I will punish my parents for the wrong they have done to me" might be a logically thought now you know this. But you’re wrong once again.
God’s going to punish your parents when their time comes, until then you have to obey Gods wish, and honor them; unmoved by your knowledge that they wish to see you burn in hell.

Exodus 20:12 (King James Version)
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the LORD thy God giveth thee.

If you still “feel” this is all wrong, just remember that I am only the humble messenger of God’s word and we are not to understand thought of the mighty LORD:

Isaiah 55:8-9 (King James Version)
For my thoughts are not your thoughts, neither are your ways my ways, saith the LORD.
For as the heavens are higher than the earth, so are my ways higher than your ways, and my thoughts than your thoughts.

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Actually my parents love me very much and I did believe in god, which I obviously don't, why would I still obey god if I am going to burn in hell. Cool picture at the start by the way😈
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why would I still obey god if I am going to burn in hell
If your atheism drives you to jump out of a building, then the outcome would presumably (from the eyes of a True Christian) be disastrous. And yet, during every inch of your unidirectional travel toward your untimely demise, you have dutifully obeyed the laws of gravity and aerodynamics.

They say that jumpers always regret their decision halfway down. That is when they realize that all the problems in their life can actually be solved. Except for having just jumped.

You have come to our True Christian forum for help so that you do not have to jump. We are here for you so that you can join us in the lap of Jesus


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Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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If your atheism drives you to jump out of a building, then the outcome would presumably (from the eyes of a True Christian) be disastrous. And yet, during every inch of your unidirectional travel toward your untimely demise, you have dutifully obeyed the laws of gravity and aerodynamics.

They say that jumpers always regret their decision halfway down. That is when they realize that all the problems in their life can actually be solved. Except for having just jumped.

You have come to our True Christian forum for help so that you do not have to jump. We are here for you so that you can join us in the lap of Jesus
Actually I joined this forum to laugh at some christians, who have obviously gone off the deep end. I have no problem with christians but the people on THIS site are clearly mental
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Actually I joined this forum to laugh at some christians, who have obviously gone off the deep end. I have no problem with christians but the people on THIS site are clearly mental
The same way reading and following a recipe makes a cook "mental"? The same way reading and following the instruction manual to install an oven is "mental"? The same way reading and following a medical book about teeth makes a dentist "mental"? How do you think religion works if reading and following the Holy Bible makes a Christian "mental"?



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Actually I joined this forum to laugh at some christians, who have obviously gone off the deep end. I have no problem with christians but the people on THIS site are clearly mental
Oh I forgot to say your scenario made me laugh because I was just imagining a guy jumping off of a building changing his mind and then going 'SPLAT' on the concrete and I just HAVE TO say when I think about that image. THAT! IS! HILARIOUS!
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Actually I joined this forum to laugh at some christians
And yet, simply lurking is not enough. You felt a need to interact. Why? If it is to show off superior knowledge of the (KJV 1611) Bible, it would help to actually use quotes to support your position.

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I have no problem with christians
That is a logical but inherently self-centered statement. You are saying that you - as an atheist - gets to decide who is and who isn't a Christian. So, unsurprisingly, you will say that the Christians with the most watered-down views are the "real" Christians and the people whose views you don't like... well, they're wackos.

It also does not surprise me that as a member of the Atheist religion, you would try to use psychology. It is not a new invention, in the Soviet Union -- based on Atheism -- they did that all the time:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Politic...e_Soviet_Union

So we are on to your Atheist tricks, sorry

But.............. if you are still not scared off after this healthy those of logic, here's some more logic. It is a reasonable and honest question to ask: OK dear Christian, how do I know if you're REALLY a Christian or just pretending to be? We respect that question.

The answer is: as it so happens, God has an entire BOOK about it. That book is the KJV 1611 Bible. As True Christians, we follow that Bible. If people do not follow the Bible, they are --- by definition --- not Christians. We cannot make it more simple or logical than that.

True Christianity is perfectly in tune with the (KJV 1611) Bible. You might not like it, but eh, then that means you don't like the Bible. If the Bible says 1 + 1 = 2, and someone comes along saying "it's more convenient if 1 + 1 = 3", then who is right? Simple: CHECK THE BIBLE.

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Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

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The same way reading and following a recipe makes a cook "mental"? The same way reading and following the instruction manual to install an oven is "mental"? The same way reading and following a medical book about teeth makes a dentist "mental"? How do you think religion works if reading and following the Holy Bible makes a Christian "mental"?

I am NOT saying christians are mental just the ones on THIS particular site. You know the ones who claim that left-handed people worship satan and claim that Obama is the anti-Christ. At first I honestly couldn't tell whether this topic was meant to be satire but after seeing a few more topics I realised that you people are serious (Seriously messed up that is). Anyway like I said only the people on this site are mental and a few others I am sure but most christians are.
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I am NOT saying christians are mental just the ones on THIS particular site. You know the ones who claim that left-handed people worship satan and claim that Obama is the anti-Christ. At first I honestly couldn't tell whether this topic was meant to be satire but after seeing a few more topics I realised that you people are serious (Seriously messed up that is). Anyway like I said only the people on this site are mental and a few others I am sure but most christians are.
Calm down dear, and take a look at what you're proposing. You're proposing that Christians who actually read, believe, follow, and apply the Holy Bible are "mental," but people who disregard it one way or another and instead impose their own non-religious ideas and beliefs are sane. You're suggesting it is a mental illness to actually believe in the God of the Bible. Why would you respect any person who follows any part of the Bible if doing that makes them "mental"?


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