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Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-15-2014, 08:19 AM
Ladies of Landover:
Please join me in praying for the wedding ceremony of our dear Sister Elizabeth. The LORD has blessed her with a fine husband, one that will provide her with loving discipline and guidance as head of household. She has worked so hard to learn the ways in which to best please him.
Father God, we just lift Elizabeth in prayer to you now, Father God, knowing that You are pleased with her submission to her husband. Father, may her womb become fertile! May it become a welcoming environment for her husband's seed, and may many sons grow there year after year, replenishing Christ's Army! Oh, Jesus, we ask your blessings. May Your presence be evident at the wedding ceremony. May the Holy Ghost radiate from every inch of the sanctuary. As Elizabeth joins with her husband in matrimony, may he be a representative of Your leadership, Father God. May his hand of discipline be swift and unfailing, but delivered with the intention of bringing Elizabeth closer to Your Heavenly Reward. Jesus, we thank and praise You that another heterosexual marriage will be added to the numbers of wholesome and genuine joinings together, unllike those despicable same-sex atrocities that offend You so much. In Jesus Holy Name, AMEN!
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-15-2014, 09:00 AM
I'm sure the ladies would appreciate photos of the wedding.
Congratulations Elizabeth on managing to snare a man
P.S. What did your husband choose for the honeymoon?
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 12:44 AM
Praying God's blessings on this union. If you guys don't make it, and if he dies, I hope you'll see if I am still available, pretty Elizabeth.
COME, Lord Jesus!
Brother Larry
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“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 02:46 AM
Thank you all for your warm congratulations! The wedding ceremony went quite well, and while I did not do anything to deserve it, my husband just wanted to show his love for me in front of the entire congregation and gave me some loving discipline. He is so wonderful and loving to me!
My husband, Mark Johnson, a pastor at my church, has asked to post a request for prayers tonight, as he fertilizes my womb that I may become pregnant with a son. Pray for both of us; we have been on our knees praying for the last hour.
We are both requesting for a way to change my username, because no longer am I a Stark ("And they twain shall be one flesh: so then they are no more twain, but one flesh." Mark 10:8). If possible, we would like to change it to Mrs.Elizabeth.Johnson which shows to any man that I am an obedient loving wife.
YiC,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 02:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
I'm sure the ladies would appreciate photos of the wedding.
Congratulations Elizabeth on managing to snare a man
P.S. What did your husband choose for the honeymoon?
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"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 05:22 PM
Congratulations! I will be praying that God gives you and your husband a son.
And thou shalt love the LORD thy God with all thine heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy might.
Deuteronomy 6.5
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 05:35 PM
Congratulations on being married at last Mrs Johnson - wasn't it just the happiest moment of your life so far, being able to call yourself Mrs instead of Miss? I can tell you from experience, you will never tire of that!
Psalm 127:3-4
Lo, children are an heritage of the Lord: and the fruit of the womb is his reward.
As arrows are in the hand of a mighty man; so are children of the youth.
We all wish you many sons for Jesus, dear.
Yours in Faith,
Joanna
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 08:57 PM
Hi Ladies,
My husband has left me to study the forums today and prepare the soon-coming, while he is off hunting. Mark has allowed me to post a wedding photo; he wanted them in black and white, so here we go. Isn't he just handsome and godly? He is such a wonderful man!
Also, after this, here is a photo of the lovely home he has shown me. He says it awaits me to decorate and make it a lovely godly, Southern looking home, despite being stuck out here. I am so excited to actually start doing my own nesting and preparing a lovely, safe, quiet, godly haven for him! I apologize for my rambling; I am just so excited, and fear that he will not be pleased with what I do.
YiC,
Mrs. Elizabeth Johnson
P.S. Ladies, my former username (lstark16) has now been changed to my current title. Thank you Sister Daisy, you are truly a gem in the Lord's crown!
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 09:57 PM
Congratulations, my dear, and I pray that God blesses you with many God-fearing Christian children (1 Timothy 2:15)!
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 10:09 PM
CONGRATULATIONS, Mrs. Johnson.
I hope you enjoy the new washboard I sent over.
Before you do the "deed" please read our wonderfully, informative thread on "First Night Advice."
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=12297
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 10:13 PM
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Thank you! We were going to try last night, but then instead, Mark wanted to pray the entire night and give me the spanking of my life to remember who was dominant in our relationship. Then my gracious master (1 Peter 3:6) decided to wait till he was ready and I was not bleeding and so unkempt and unattractive.
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 10:32 PM
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Thank you! We were going to try last night, but then instead, Mark wanted to pray the entire night and give me the spanking of my life to remember who was dominant in our relationship. Then my gracious master (1 Peter 3:6) decided to wait till he was ready and I was not bleeding and so unkempt and unattractive.
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I hope you were only bleeding from the spanking, dear? I would hate to think you had mis-timed your wedding so that you needed to spend your wedding night in the menstra-hut!
It's lovely to see that Sister Daisy Mae has so very kindly changed your username. We are all almost as eager as she is to see her username changed to Flint! Romans 8:25.
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-16-2014, 11:18 PM
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I hope you were only bleeding from the spanking, dear? I would hate to think you had mis-timed your wedding so that you needed to spend your wedding night in the menstra-hut!
It's lovely to see that Sister Daisy Mae has so very kindly changed your username. We are all almost as eager as she is to see her username changed to Flint! Romans 8:25.
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Thank you for your concern. But yes, it was just a very active, spanking which explains why Mark was so tired last night. Poor man! I am so glad in this regard that I am a woman and do not have to do such hard and painful jobs! I do not think I'll have to use the menstra hut for a while, given that I was released and offered my sacrifice a few days before my wedding. I wanted Mark to have his wife around to serve him. What kind of wife would I be if I was on my menstra just as we get married and I have marital duties of all kind.
I am excited too for the day dear Siter Daisy's name gets changed too! But all in the Lord's timing!
YiC,
Elizabeth
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-17-2014, 01:48 AM
If you are a respectable woman, you won't need to spend the next 9 months in the menstra hut.
Please pass my commiserations to Mark. I can understand his reluctance to do the deed. It's a horrid job, but one that the Lord commands we men to do.
Please let us know when it's due.
I hope you're better than my wife and can produce sons.
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-17-2014, 06:18 AM
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If you are a respectable woman, you won't need to spend the next 9 months in the menstra hut.
Please pass my commiserations to Mark. I can understand his reluctance to do the deed. It's a horrid job, but one that the Lord commands we men to do.
Please let us know when it's due.
I hope you're better than my wife and can produce sons.
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And that's one of the reason, the Lord has created you men to be strong and leaders. Us ladies would be to faint to take action, and are naturally followers, not leaders.
"Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands." Proverbs 14:1
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-17-2014, 09:42 AM
So are you pregnant yet?
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-17-2014, 11:08 PM
Praise, the Lord, I am. I know from the stirring in my womb that I have been blessed with children, and I believe I have at least 2 children. Please join me in prayer that I'll have at least one son!
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-18-2014, 05:28 AM
Yes. I am sorry that I am late. My congratulations. Wonderful! Yes. I do not wish to offend and I am not writing this as advise but as information for those of you who are interested in the Jain marriage. Once a boy child has been born we think it is good to abstain from marital sex as all sensual pleasure is indulgence and bad karma. Yes. But I am not saying this should be applied by you christians. I hope you lead a profitable and happy life with your wonderful family and at work with your wonderful career. Yes!
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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-18-2014, 06:13 AM
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Yes. I am sorry that I am late. My congratulations. Wonderful! Yes. I do not wish to offend and I am not writing this as advise but as information for those of you who are interested in the Jain marriage. Once a boy child has been born we think it is good to abstain from marital sex as all sensual pleasure is indulgence and bad karma. Yes. But I am not saying this should be applied by you christians. I hope you lead a profitable and happy life with your wonderful family and at work with your wonderful career. Yes!
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Nobody here is interested in your perverse mockery of marriage, witch. A wife must be bred until she is a dessicated husk, a withered shadow of her former self! She must bear the fruit of the womb in sorrow until her womb is so prolapsed that it can bear no more fruit! Seeded unto the grave! How else can a woman redeem herself from Eve's curse and win herself a place in Heaven? 1 Timothy 2:13-15
And since when does sensual pleasure have anything to do with it? My wife only ever let lose with a protracted, gutteral moan once...ONCE! A series of brutal kidney punches ended that nonsense swiftly.
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Re: Ladies, Don't forget to congratulate Elizabeth Stark -
11-18-2014, 06:53 AM
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Nobody here is interested in your perverse mockery of marriage, witch. A wife must be bred until she is a dessicated husk, a withered shadow of her former self! She must bear the fruit of the womb in sorrow until her womb is so prolapsed that it can bear no more fruit! Seeded unto the grave! How else can a woman redeem herself from Eve's curse and win herself a place in Heaven? 1 Timothy 2:13-15
And since when does sensual pleasure have anything to do with it? My wife only ever let lose with a protracted, gutteral moan once...ONCE! A series of brutal kidney punches ended that nonsense swiftly.
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Yes. Mr. Hammer. I am thinking that I did offend you. I am sorry. I am not wishing to dictate my values to you christians. Yes. I am just showing that there are alternative ways in the world with non-violence and asceticism. Your religion knows that on too. Yes. John and the desert, eh? Yes. But I am sorry. You are absolutely right. Yes.
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A time to rend, and a time to sew; a time to keep silence, and a time to speak."Yes. Women are saving lives. It is time we are speaking! Yes!
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