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Greetings, Brothers and Sisters! -
05-05-2012, 01:08 AM
Greetings, Brothers and Sisters in the Lord! I am most afraid that my current church has been pressured into appointing a homersexual minister by the liberal agenda
How have I come to find God, you ask? I have known God for my entire life, ever since my parents first read me their Jesus for Children books!
As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.
Nonetheless, I have found some solace in this Godly forum, when the liberal feminazis appearing to be invading the very heartland of America with their Propoganda!
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Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters! -
05-05-2012, 02:27 AM
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Greetings, Brothers and Sisters in the Lord! I am most afraid that my current church has been pressured into appointing a homersexual minister by the liberal agenda
How have I come to find God, you ask? I have known God for my entire life, ever since my parents first read me their Jesus for Children books!
As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.
Nonetheless, I have found some solace in this Godly forum, when the liberal feminazis appearing to be invading the very heartland of America with their Propoganda!
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Welcome, young lady! What Godly miracle led you here?
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Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters! -
05-05-2012, 04:08 AM
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Originally Posted by ParishionerPaul
Greetings, Brothers and Sisters in the Lord! I am most afraid that my current church has been pressured into appointing a homersexual minister by the liberal agenda
How have I come to find God, you ask? I have known God for my entire life, ever since my parents first read me their Jesus for Children books!
As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.
Nonetheless, I have found some solace in this Godly forum, when the liberal feminazis appearing to be invading the very heartland of America with their Propoganda!
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Welcome to God's favorite forum. What part of America are you from, friend?
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters! -
05-05-2012, 08:25 AM
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Originally Posted by ParishionerPaul
As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.
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Welcome Paul to God's favourite forum
I'm afraid your answer above is inadequate. We all love the ENTIRE Bible (notice the capitalisation) - it is God's Word after all. How can you say searching the Bible for a verse which especially inspires you is an arduous and weary task? It is a pleasure to read the Bible and is never a weary or arduous task for a True Christian™.
You will have to try harder than that so - what is your favourite Bible verse? What inspires you?
The one inspiring me today is:
Psalm 46:8
Come, behold the works of the LORD, what desolations he hath made in the earth.
YIC
Genesis 7:5
And Noah did according unto all that the LORD commanded him.
John 8:32
And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free.
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Re: Greetings, Brothers and Sisters! -
05-08-2012, 08:18 PM
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Greetings, Brothers and Sisters in the Lord!
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Greetings!
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I am most afraid that my current church has been pressured into appointing a homersexual minister by the liberal agenda
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At least it's not a woman. Still, a church that would do that is no church of Jesus Christ. You need to find a Bible-believing baptist church pronto.
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As for my favorite bible verse? I'm afraid answering such a question would be rather difficult for me. I love the ENTIRE bible, and I'm afraid asking me to single out ANY part of a bible that I love the -most- would be an ardous and weary task.
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I hear you, but, just between us, the Bible does start dragging a little in the middle of Leviticus, don't you think? Too many rules and too little smiting for my taste. But I'm sure God had a reason for writing it that way. And He made up for it with some damned fine massacres in Numbers.
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Nonetheless, I have found some solace in this Godly forum, when the liberal feminazis appearing to be invading the very heartland of America with their Propoganda!
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That's why the Bible says we should not suffer a woman to teach, but to be quiet.
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