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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-21-2011, 04:22 PM
SISTERS! BROTHERS! SHOCKING REVELATION!
PORTAL 2 IS ACTUALLY CONDONING CHRISTIANITY!!!!!
Now before you danm my soul, hear me out.
We all take eucharist, all those who have achieved justification do anyway.
"The bread and wine are portals through which Christ comes, and any penitent soul may enter the banquet hall of the Redeemer and dine with Him at His table." -Apostle Paul's Conception of the Last Supper
So by using portals, Valve is actually trying to suggest a harmonization of science and theology, and bring all of it's players CLOSER to God.
We do well to give Him thanks and praise,
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04-21-2011, 09:29 PM
C'mon guys, It a game.
How does placing a portals insult god? It doesn't even make sense to believe that terrorist use the portal gun to drop rocks on American soldiers. And 9/11 happened because they crashed a plane into the World Trace Centre.
The companion cube is just a cube that would help you to progress through certain test chambers. Those pictures are just picture made by gamers because the companion cube is something that helps them. Who would have an eternal love over a cube? It make NO SENSE.
Portal 2 doesn't promote shit like anal sex or whatever sick things you guys will think of. Yes you could do vulgar things like that but its not like Portal says "OH GUY TRY PLACING PORTALS SO YOU CAN MASTURBATE HUR DERP." Its the sick-minded faggot that promotes it.And the article that was linked is about how he thinks Portal is was bad. He used "sucked ass" as an expression dumbass. And its not even fair and blanced.
Besides, a child wont cry over not getting Cake in a game. Its a virtual, YOU CAN'T EAT IT.
And Portal is not just avalible for Steam, its on the xbox 360 and PS3 aswell. You can buy on Steam cause its made by the same people that made Portal 2. And "indies" are not focused on Indian people you racist pig. Indies is a shortened version of independent.
I have read the bible, and I do believe there is a god. And I highly doubt he will get piss angry over a game that uses Portals to complete objectives.
Good day to you sir
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04-21-2011, 10:50 PM
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however, i, personally, have purchased over $500 worth of games via Steam (direct-download client by Valve) and my info hasn't been stolen. i haven't been getting bills for useless garbage
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Yes, but consider how much good the church could have done, how many souls could have been saved with that $500 had you bothered to tithe it. Instead, you blew it all on worthless chaff and maman, and now you have missed out on God's blessings.
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04-22-2011, 06:49 AM
Why has no one considered the idea that GLaDOS is obviously a representation of Satan? In the first Portal she lies to the player continuously, leading him or her astray and off the path of God (which would have kept the player safe in his/her room), and tries to incinerate the player in fire that is clearly symbolic of hell.
Alternatively, conversing with any you is the equivalent of attempting to engage a length of sidewalk: useless and imbecilic. The existence of this forum is proof that evolution exists, because without evolution, this pathetic lot of people could not have devolved so very far.
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04-22-2011, 09:19 AM
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You're absolutely right I read in the bible that this "portal" weapon is used in anal sex from the jews and (in my mind) going to responsible for the 2012 doomsday! Want to know a place that is even worse? Reddit.com. These guys make fun of Christians (Why make fun of us we are loving people). All they do is praise portal, gay sex and atheism. I think we should try and take this website down! They also steal credit card information as well! If you ever go on that site you should take out your harddrive and buy a new one.
Oh PS: the CIA and the Pentagon has reports that terrorist (alqueida/all muslims) current use this to drop rocks and heavy items on our soldiers in the middle east! It's insane! I also heard it was used in 9/11!!!!!!!!!*
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Unfortunately, I do not believe that The Holy KJV1611 mentions this abomination of a game ANYWHERE. If you are going to refer to scripture, please do not refer incorrectly.
*Also, you do realise it's just a game, so how could Al-Qaeda use a GAME to drop rocks?
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04-22-2011, 09:41 AM
omg... i keep laughing about those cute things religous people can come up with
people.. COME ON! stop putting your head in the sand and just accept the fact that if we were truly created to your gods image, god is now also playing portal
stop attacking anything that isn't written in the bible and start listening to your own common sense instead of all this stupid useles hating. we nonreligous people can also start attacking the bible and actually prove that nothing that is in there is true you want that? no, and in fact, if we tell you you will still stick your head in the sand and go "la la la la im not hearing it because im too ignorand and affected by my church".
i wonder, let a child grow up without any word on god against this child. lets see if it finds gods whisperings without you. guess what... the kid doesnt. now i wonder why this is
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04-22-2011, 09:50 AM
I think Portal 2 is a fun game.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-22-2011, 12:21 PM
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I think Portal 2 is a fun game.
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That is the same exact words those Columbine kids said as they shot up the school. You one of them 'Trench Coat Mafia' punks?
Why not play a nice Christian game instead?
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-22-2011, 01:50 PM
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I think Portal 2 is a fun game.
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Thinking clearly is not your thing. Stop thinking and start following God's Holy Bible!
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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04-22-2011, 03:15 PM
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That is the same exact words those Columbine kids said as they shot up the school. You one of them 'Trench Coat Mafia' punks?
Why not play a nice Christian game instead?
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Im not. What kind of Christian games would you recommend?
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-22-2011, 03:21 PM
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Im not. What kind of Christian games would you recommend?
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There are many to chose from
'Who is the Sinner?'
'God's Wrath - A POV Christian Crusade'
'Noah's Ark-Don't Get Left Behind'
'Flash Card Bible'
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-22-2011, 03:30 PM
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There are many to chose from
'Who is the Sinner?'
'God's Wrath - A POV Christian Crusade'
'Noah's Ark-Don't Get Left Behind'
'Flash Card Bible'
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What about Halo?
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-22-2011, 04:03 PM
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What about Halo?
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NO!
Halo = 1st person shooter = makes you want to join the military = turns you into a homer = then you go to hell.
It's a good thing you have people here to guide you. It isn't worth anything if you don't obey™, though.
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04-22-2011, 04:18 PM
I don't want to join the military, ever, so you are saying it's safe for me to play Halo then?
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04-22-2011, 04:28 PM
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I don't want to join the military, ever, so you are saying it's safe for me to play Halo then?
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As stated, it will make you want to join the military.
Either that or give you an insatiable lust for an iPad, and then you truly will be doomed.
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04-22-2011, 04:41 PM
Even if i pray to jesus? Will he not save me from joining the military if i do?
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04-22-2011, 04:43 PM
I don't know anything about Hallo or Portal or whatever (something I'm proud of as a good Christian) so I won't bother to rebuke anyone for being dumb enough to play it. I'd rather make a more general statement regarding all video games and how they make children lazy and keep them stupid. I won't let any of my boys play any form of fake computer nonsense. If they want entertainment in the form of a "game" then they can get outside and play in God's good earth like the Lord intended.
I'm not blind to the truth, I know there are a lot of terrible parents out there that idly sit by and let their kids sit in front of a computer killing aliens and monsters all day. Day after day, all the while getting stupider. What really gets me is the fact that there are people over the age of twelve who play these games. Seriously, if that isn't proof of a stinted mind I don't know what is. It must be nice for their parents when their children finally fulfill their full potential as retarded.
Daniel 5:16-18 "Let thy gifts be to thyself, and give thy rewards to another; yet I will read the writing unto the king, and make known to him the interpretation."
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-22-2011, 05:25 PM
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Im not. What kind of Christian games would you recommend?
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Why waste your time playing videogames when you could be studying the KJV1611? I find that entertainment enough as it is. Such a wonder of a book. Or you could visit the church. Think - if you stopped buying videogames, you could save money to visit Freehold, or maybe even tithe a little bit extra! Spend your mortal live pleasing GOD, and then enjoy your immortal life in Paradise!
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Re: PORTAL 2: Promoting ANAL SEX and stealing credit cards!!! -
04-22-2011, 08:59 PM
You know.... this is...... ugh nevermind.
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04-22-2011, 09:04 PM
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You know.... this is...... ugh nevermind.
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Poetic indeed.
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