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View Poll Results: What's the WORST False Religion?
Mary worshipping Cathylics 1,645 6.48%
Penny Pinching Bagel Meisters (who killed Jesus) 2,536 9.99%
Babbling Boodists and Hindoos 868 3.42%
Non-Baptist Christians of liberal persuasion 1,567 6.17%
Wiccas, Goths, Vampires, and other Devil Worshippers 5,186 20.42%
Moon-worshipping terrorist Mooselimbs 2,847 11.21%
Kill 'em all. The Lord knows His own. 4,538 17.87%
Harekrishnas and/or Jehosafats 1,204 4.74%
Self Proclaimed Psychologists 260 1.02%
Peak Oil / Emo Economics 236 0.93%
Obamaism (He ain't my Messiah) 1,771 6.97%
Spaghetti-worshiping fools 1,908 7.51%
Xenu Freak, couch jumping, Scientologists. 824 3.25%
Magic-undie-wearing LSD cultists 2 0.01%
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Old 08-30-2014, 04:20 AM
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They are all really repulsive, but Buddhists are just AWFUL!
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What's your problem? Are you sexist? What's wrong with discussing menstruation? Over 50% of the adult population menstruate or are pregnant. God is not embarrassed to talk about it.
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Every religion has its extremes and I feel bad that people do such horrible acts.
Anyway, I want to be a supporter of liberalism which gives equal rights to everyone. I also agree with the teachings of Gandhi.
Read this website about non violent Hindus and I sincerely apologize for anything I said.
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Every religion has its extremes and I feel bad that people do such horrible acts.
Anyway, I want to be a supporter of liberalism which gives equal rights to everyone. I also agree with the teachings of Gandhi.
Read this website about non violent Hindus and I sincerely apologize for anything I said.
Yes! Mr. Dude,

I am answering you because my family is of an Indian faith of non-violence, Jainism. I am afraid I am not a strong believer but I am knowledgeable about some things Asian, although my family has been living in UK for two generations. The people of my faith were treated as the most dreadful by Arya Samaj, a powerful Hindu group. We must have deserved it. Yes. I am blessed not to be there but being in the West I can write this.

A religion is not only what is written about it. A religion is also what people are doing in its name. The Hindu people are doing good things and evil things with regard to violence. Every religion is having extremes? The Hindu religion has most of its supporters backing the caste system which is making many blessed people the targets of malice and injustice. Violence is not only physical. Yes. Injustice and malice are the vicious ones in violence. Yes. Not extremists but a majority. Yes. So sad. So many admirable ideas in your link, in Rigveda, in Bhagavad-Gita, in the Bible. So much to be admired, so much violence in all. I am afraid I am offending you. Perhaps you are a genuine seeker of many truths? Yes. A blessed person similar to the sincere persons here. But I am losing my truths here. My roadmap is outdated, I am wishing I will see the actual road.
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Every religion has its extremes and I feel bad that people do such horrible acts...
Why? They are not your acts. They will not affect your karma/dharma/bodiddleybarma.

If you feel guilty for belonging to a group that contains members who do things you don't like, there's one really easy way out: quit.

Quit identifying as a Hindu, as your continuing membership in that group only shows support for the actions of that whole group, including the most extreme. You can still be a Hindu inside, still believe all the same things, you're just renouncing those who you feel have corrupted your faith.

So call yourself an atheist. Announce this "fact" to your friends, family, priests (or whatever you call them), etc. When they ask why you're doing this, tell them, and ask why they aren't. Ask them why they're still supporting all of the violent religious nutcases out there. Report back from your new living quarters (after you get kicked out of the family for being an apostate) about how they showed your new beliefs True Hindu™ respect.

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Noted: your refusal to answer my question about your caste.
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I say kill 'em all. That way I can let the Lord do the thinking for me.
You forgot a little something


Have you perchance forgotten this little tid bit-?

Ten Commandments

This is the ten (10) I was given

[1] Thou shall have no other god before Me;

[2] Thou shall not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in haven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth;

[3] Thou shall not bow down thyself to them, nor serve the; for I the Lord thy God am a jealous God, visiting the inequity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me; And shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments;

[4] Thou shall not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name invain.

[5] Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy

[6] Honor thy father and thy mother;

[7] Thou shalt not kill.,,..,.,, I say kill 'em all.

[8] Thou shalt not steal

[9] Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour

[10] Thou shall not covet thy neighbour’s house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor’s

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The phrase above, "I say kill 'em all." were not my words but my last post makes it appear that I said it. I did not

ok ?

Coincidentally, TV commercials here in the USA last as long as your wait time. Before I would just turn the sound off, but now I have a new reason to listen to the noisy background.

Becoming the foreground

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[QUOTE=tooldtocare;1108503]I say kill 'em all. That way I can let the Lord do the thinking for me.

You forgot a little something.,.,,.,.

Have you perchance forgotten this little tid bit-?

Ten Commandments

[5] Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy

I translate "sabbath to mean day of rest.

How about you-?

Or am I in the wrong-?

BTW Where did you get the right to murder-?

&&& The Lord does not do your thinking. He gave you the ability to think for yourself.

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Sorry friend, without a quote or some kind of identification of the post to which you're referring, no one knows who you're talking to. I don't even know what you're talking about.

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Sorry friend, without a quote or some kind of identification of the post to which you're referring, no one knows who you're talking to. I don't even know what you're talking about.

He's probably on his 4th or 5th marihuana already.

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Sorry friend, without a quote or some kind of identification of the post to which you're referring, no one knows who you're talking to. I don't even know what you're talking about.
I was referring to an earlier post by someone else who used that phrase.

I meant nothing demeaning or derogatory to or about the poster, I was just repeating a portion of the post to solicit a response. I believe we call this a conversation, don't you agree-?

Now this should push me off the cliff

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Really, this is distracting me from NCIS

,.,.And yet I cannot seem to stay away~~~~~~~

.,.,..,.,.,.,.,Wait, it seems I can do two things at the same time after all.

.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.Or at least I think I can

Then again.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. maybeeee not (:-
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Really, this is distracting me from NCIS

,.,.And yet I cannot seem to stay away~~~~~~~

.,.,..,.,.,.,.,Wait, it seems I can do two things at the same time after all.

.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.Or at least I think I can

Then again.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. maybeeee not (:-
Sweetie, may I ask you a personal question?

Is your retardation caused by your own sins, or is it God's punishement for the sins of your parents (Exodus 20:5, Isaiah 14:21)?
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Really, this is distracting me from NCIS

,.,.And yet I cannot seem to stay away~~~~~~~

.,.,..,.,.,.,.,Wait, it seems I can do two things at the same time after all.

.,.,,..,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.Or at least I think I can

Then again.,...,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,. maybeeee not (:-

Perhaps the Lord God wants to save you from the awful fate of going to Hell.

I guess He has His reasons, though I can't imagine why He chose you in particular.
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