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Default FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 10-25-2007, 05:57 AM

God has blessed me with the discovery of this site:

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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 10-25-2007, 06:11 AM

WONDERFUL find, Brother Thur!

I made a first search using the term dawkins



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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 10-25-2007, 07:14 AM

I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 10-25-2007, 02:37 PM

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I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...
But if it had been an all-black site where they talked hip-hop, rape and pie-stealing:
I guess you wouldn't have a problem with it..

Why is it that every time white people get together, you vile lieberals must persecute them ceaselessly??
What has happened to the America our fathers knew?


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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 10-26-2007, 07:27 AM

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But if it had been an all-black site where they talked hip-hop, rape and pie-stealing:
I guess you wouldn't have a problem with it..
You know, speaking of pies, it might be a good idea for them to stay away from Landover's pies at this time of the year...at least, until their supply of wiccans runs out.
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 11-13-2007, 10:32 AM

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You know, speaking of pies, it might be a good idea for them to stay away from Landover's pies at this time of the year...
Pizza-face, it looks like to the all-seeing eyes of the Republican Party, you're irrelevant. Here's a search for Sinister Pizza and you're not even on the first page.

And if you don't repent your sins and join the One True Church of Jesus, you won't be on a page in God's Book Of Life.

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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 11-05-2008, 06:46 AM

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But if it had been an all-black site where they talked hip-hop, rape and pie-stealing:
I guess you wouldn't have a problem with it..

Why is it that every time white people get together, you vile lieberals must persecute them ceaselessly??
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Basically because the site promotes socialism and nazism and white supremacy. That's why
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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 11-05-2008, 06:53 AM

We're just here to promote the Bible and our leader, Jesus. Your ill words have no effect on us.


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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 11-05-2008, 06:55 AM

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Basically because the site promotes socialism
I have no words for this.


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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 10-25-2007, 02:45 PM

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I'm a bit bothered by how many results turn up the Stormfront White Nationalist site...
It's a search engine, it finds what you're looking for. It could mean that deep down, under all that noise you make, you really love America.

What search terms are you using? Blonde on Blonde action?

EDIT: A search for "blacks on blondes" does result in a lot of stormfront links. So THAT's what you were looking for! Pervert!


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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 10-25-2007, 03:43 PM

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Default Re: FINALLY! A search engine for True Christians! - 11-13-2007, 01:21 PM

Praise! I'm so happy I don't have to search through the nonsensical garbage of that atheist do-gooder "Bill Gates" on his MSN anymore. Now all we have to do is replace the Communist News Network (CNN) with Fox News and get National Pornographic Magazine out of circulation for good!
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