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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-08-2012, 06:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Greybeard
I've never heard of a language called American.
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They don't have television where you live? I never realized English communism made you people so poor already.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-08-2012, 06:48 PM
Sad, sad, sad. He should be thankful we took his antiquated, dentally-challenged "language" and conformed it to God's specifications. I mean, really, coloUr, flavoUr. God HATES waste...
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Southern Hospitality Exemplified Always kind and loving
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-08-2012, 07:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Greybeard
So who is going to be Gods choice for 2016? I'm guessing Palin is disqualified from the top job as she is a woman but she would be an excellent choice as VP. So who will your church support for president? Jeb Bush maybe?
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Apparently, we didn't pray hard enough. We didn't put enough nativity scenes in courthouses. We didn't fight hard enough for the rights of the unborn--our current procedures already legally in place of forcing all potentially aborting mothers to stare at a sonogram of their to-be-murdered offspring wasn't enough. God wasn't happy, so he gave us to Satan for another 4 years. It appears we deserved it.
As to who is the next elect, well, I doubt if anyone will live up to George W's standards, but we shall see. God only knows who will be next.
Pastor Ed
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-08-2012, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman
Apparently, we didn't pray hard enough. We didn't put enough nativity scenes in courthouses. We didn't fight hard enough for the rights of the unborn--our current procedures already legally in place of forcing all potentially aborting mothers to stare at a sonogram of their to-be-murdered offspring wasn't enough. God wasn't happy, so he gave us to Satan for another 4 years. It appears we deserved it.
As to who is the next elect, well, I doubt if anyone will live up to George W's standards, but we shall see. God only knows who will be next.
Pastor Ed
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Thanks for answering the questions in my first post Pastor. You are the first one to bother. I have posted three times and received three infractions. I have PM'd certain members and offered my friendship but have been shunned. This is not a friendly place.
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-08-2012, 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Greybeard
Thanks for answering the questions in my first post Pastor. You are the first one to bother. I have posted three times and received three infractions. I have PM'd certain members and offered my friendship but have been shunned. This is not a friendly place.
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Have faith; my path was rocky at first too. Listen to the elders and take their advice to heart. The road to redemption can be bumpy. Stay with it. The destination is well worth the journey.
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-08-2012, 07:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Greybeard
This is not a friendly place.
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Pah! This is the friendliest place on the internet (if you’re not here to mock us).
If you’re constantly receiving infractions, maybe you’re doing something wrong? Like hating God, questioning True Christianity and promoting anal sex.
Stop whining
(1 Thessalonians 5:18) - In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you.
(1 Corinthians 10:10) - Neither murmur ye, as some of them also murmured, and were destroyed of the destroyer
(Psalm 106:25) - But murmured in their tents, And hearkened not unto the voice of the LORD
(Ephesians 4:29) - Let no corrupt communication proceed out of your mouth, but that which is good to the use of edifying, that it may minister grace unto the hearers
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Unsaved Trash, Monkey worshiping Darwinista
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-09-2012, 08:06 PM
Your sexual orientation and the language you have chosen to use in conjunction with that is perfectly acceptable in that context.
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Originally Posted by Greybeard
Perhaps this is where the misunderstanding stems from. I am from England and we speak Queen's English over here. I've never heard of a language called American.
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“Ignorance more frequently begets confidence than does knowledge: it is those who know little, and not those who know much, who so positively assert that this or that problem will never be solved by science.” Charles Darwin The Descent of Man (1871)
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-09-2012, 08:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Greybeard
Perhaps this is where the misunderstanding stems from. I am from England and we speak Queen's English over here. I've never heard of a language called American.
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When I lived in England they claimed to speak the Queen's English, always employing the definite article. Are you a Pakistani Britisher?
YBIC
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-11-2012, 08:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Sammy The Penitent
Greybeard,
Again, I'm new to this site and I want to remain respectful of everyone, but I just cant't understand why you immediately started inquiring about anal sex to members and Pastors?
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That's your fault for not understanding us Sammy homo.
You say we have no logic when in reality we have plenty.
When you tell us you are an atheist then logically you have no moral boundaries. When you have no moral boundaries then logic tells us that you are a supporter of anal sex. When logic tells us that you are a supporter of anal sex, that means you are also a supporter of child rape. As we go further down the line, logic tells us that a supporter of child rape must be a satanist. Once we have determined (by using logic) that you are a satanist then logic tells us you are guilty and actually crave satanic activities such as lying, rape, wishing you were a darkie, masturbating when you watch children's shows on tv, theft, robbery, bodily assault, wearing an upside down cross around your neck, approaching black women for sex and offering them money... the list just never ends.
It's your own fault pervert. Stop playing the victim.
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-11-2012, 08:16 PM
Masterfully argued, brother Deaner. Only a queer would argue with such impeccable logic.
YBIC
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Family Man of the Year 2010-2013 About as Straight and Manly as you can get Hates anal sex. And trees.
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-11-2012, 08:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Matthew Hopkins
Masterfully argued, brother Deaner. Only a queer would argue with such impeccable logic.
YBIC
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This is a True Fact©, my friend. Queers are renowned for inability to comprehend the rationale behind the anus. A brief perusal of any biology textbook discloses to the heterosexual reader that the anus is intended by God for purposes of elimination. A homosexual reader, however, acquires a throbbing erection from simply looking at the pictures and attempts to rape the textbook itself! There is simply no reason in the mind of a homosexual, and no morals in his heart. Only blood on his genitals.
The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-14-2012, 12:51 AM
Deaner,
Your logic is flawless. It is impossible to argue differently.
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-14-2012, 04:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Sammy The Penitent
Deaner,
Your logic is flawless. It is impossible to argue differently.
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Wow.
I don't think anyone has ever said that to Deaner before.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-14-2012, 01:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ed Lowman
Apparently, we didn't pray hard enough. We didn't put enough nativity scenes in courthouses. We didn't fight hard enough for the rights of the unborn--our current procedures already legally in place of forcing all potentially aborting mothers to stare at a sonogram of their to-be-murdered offspring wasn't enough. God wasn't happy, so he gave us to Satan for another 4 years. It appears we deserved it.
As to who is the next elect, well, I doubt if anyone will live up to George W's standards, but we shall see. God only knows who will be next.
Pastor Ed
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Very beautifully said, Pastor. Thank you.
YSiC
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Re: Just wanted to commiserate on this sad day. -
11-14-2012, 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Wow.
I don't think anyone has ever said that to Deaner before.
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Pastor Ezekiel,
Your words of wisdom are truely an inspiration!
Praise Jesus!
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