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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-16-2017, 12:38 AM
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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-16-2017, 12:44 AM
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Why? Aren't you having as much fun as we do?
Seriously: our Christian beliefs make us trying to convert you at all costs. Read the Bible, is in there.
I am still praying for you.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-16-2017, 12:49 AM
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Why? Aren't you having as much fun as we do?
Seriously: our Christian beliefs make us trying to convert you at all costs. Read the Bible, is in there.
I am still praying for you.
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I thought I told you to stop. Why don't you just give me another "infraction" because nobody loves you and this is the only way you can actually be happy in life?
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-16-2017, 12:58 AM
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I thought I told you to stop. Why don't you just give me another "infraction" because nobody loves you and this is the only way you can actually be happy in life?
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You told me to stop? But God is telling me to keep going.
Yes, God loves me. And that is all the love I need.
Praise the Lord! Shout GLORY!
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-16-2017, 12:58 AM
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I thought I told you to stop. Why don't you just give me another "infraction" because nobody loves you and this is the only way you can actually be happy in life?
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I know for a fact that Brother Gonzalez, like every other True Christian™, is infinitely loved by a God he has never seen.
Rom 5:7-8
7 For scarcely for a righteous man will one die: yet peradventure for a good man some would even dare to die.
8 But God commendeth his love toward us, in that, while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
You can state that this is not true, but a statement is not an argument.
| Mt 21:42, 44 Jesus saith unto them, Did ye never read in the scriptures, The stone which the builders rejected, the same is become the head of the corner: this is the Lord's doing, and it is marvellous in our eyes . . . ? And whosoever shall fall on this stone shall be broken: but on whomsoever it shall fall, it will grind him to powder.
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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-16-2017, 01:26 AM
You most certainly are a joke, Mr. Limp-dicked Banana! Do you really think you can compete with the handsome Christian men on this Godly site?
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09-16-2017, 02:10 AM
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I don't think anybody cares. Nor do I care what you think of me.
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Then why would you become upset because someone makes a few minor changes to your name or avatar or posts?
When you truly do not care about something, it virtually ceases to exist in your estimation. You don't even need any effort to ignore it; it is that insignificant. You do not continue to engage with that something. You certainly don't bother to complain about it.
His left hand should be under my head, and his right hand should embrace me.
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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-18-2017, 12:21 AM
Welcome friend! I am so excited to see you here that I can barely stand up holding the Good Book® in front of me! Tell me all about your hand in hand Walk With Jesus© along the edge of the beach, waves gently crashing as the sun sets, just the two of you making plans for your future.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-28-2017, 06:59 AM
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Get back on topic right now. Acceptable topics include: 1. God the Father 2. God the Son 3. God the Holy Spirit 4. The Bible 5. Christian living
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This greatly confuses me as I have seen many other topics being discussed on this site. Also, Hello! I hope you are having a lovely time on these forums!
God Bless you and have a wonderful day!
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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-28-2017, 07:33 AM
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This website could be good, but it's run by a bunch of little kids.
If you disagree with them, they put things over your profile like "hatemonger". I'm pretty sure they edit posts too.
Any remark of criticism gets you banned, too.
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Then why criticize these God-Fearing people? They only give important means of worshiping God and His Good Word.
God Bless you and have a wonderful day!
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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-28-2017, 09:11 AM
Following on from the Scripture quoted earlier, I am so glad that when He shone His sun on me I grew. I was healed from the most awful condition, original sin and its bedfellow original guilt but they're the same thing really and we were all originally culpable, and addressing the air as you seem to be doing does not change the fact that Jesus is able to heal you too.
MALACHI 4 . KJV . look up
2 But unto you that fear my name shall the Sun of righteousness arise with healing in his wings; and ye shall go forth, and grow up as calves of the stall.
You do not have to be a calf. There are alternatives such as becoming a shrivelled thing, a dried out little toadstool on a hot tin roof, all alone, forlorn. Jonah felt like that too.
JONAH 4 . KJV . look up
6 And the LORD God prepared a gourd, and made it to come up over Jonah, that it might be a shadow over his head, to deliver him from his grief. So Jonah was exceeding glad of the gourd.
7 But God prepared a worm when the morning rose the next day, and it smote the gourd that it withered.
8 And it came to pass, when the sun did arise, that God prepared a vehement east wind; and the sun beat upon the head of Jonah, that he fainted, and wished in himself to die, and said, It is better for me to die than to live.
9 And God said to Jonah, Doest thou well to be angry for the gourd? And he said, I do well to be angry, even unto death.
Sometimes God needs to let us experience life without Him so that we'll know how wonderful He is when we meet Him. Is there pain inside you? Do you worry about what will happen to you after this little dress rehearsal ends and you are selected for either everlasting beauty and glory and love and praising Jesus continually or a permanent a state of torment with each moment worse than the one before for ever and ever? Often when frightened a person will lash out at those most ready to help.
Jesus came to help you. He was willing to let His blood, blood containing no sin, drain out. Where do you think it fell? On a passing low cloud? Did a freak tornado suck it up? No, it fell down onto the ground. For the first time, sinless blood touched the world God made and in that way we know that His sacrifice was perfect. It is able to save you if you accept God's Perfect Love; it's known already whether you'll actually do so but the offer is there. Only spilling sinless blood could cleanse the world and Jesus' death was the more painful because He was immortal. But chose to die anyway. By contacting the Pastors you can dedicate your life to Him, to Jesus who suffered so much for you. Why are you mocking Him?
I JOHN 1 . KJV . look up
5b-6 God is light, and in him is no darkness at all. If we say that we have fellowship with him, and walk in darkness, we lie, and do not the truth:
7..... But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
8-9.. If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. If we confess our sins, he is faithful and just to forgive us our sins, and to cleanse us from all unrighteousness.
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Re: I'm a joke. -
09-28-2017, 10:43 AM
Hello Banana! I don't quite understand the nature of your complaints, but I would love to talk to you about your walk with the Lord!
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Re: I'm a joke. -
11-14-2017, 06:11 PM
My, my what an angry soul you must be friend. The Holy Bible (KJV1611) has much to say about our anger and wrath. For instance Proverbs 16:32 teaches us, "He that is slow to anger is better than the mighty: and he that ruleth his spirit than he that taketh a city." When we allow our anger and rage to consume us it leads us to commit evil and vile things and surely you do not wish to go along that path I'm sure.
Proverbs 19:11 tells us this, "The discretion of a man deferreth his anger; and it is his glory to pass over a transgression." In other words we are to forgive those who wrong us so if you feel we have wronged you here then perhaps you should forgive instead of condemn.
We are all praying for you here whether you like it or not, friend. That is your duty to God Almighty. As True Christians we must pray unceasingly as we are taught in Acts 4:31 which says, "But we wil give ourselves continually to prayer, and to the ministry of the Word." And that is exactly what we do here are LBC. Pray and minister the Word.
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Re: I'm a joke. -
11-14-2017, 06:45 PM
Poster has been gone for two months. From the acumen displayed I'd be thinking mushroom misidentification or possibly falling down a big hole, eaten by a nasty hallucination, maybe all three!
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