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God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 12:38 AM
Thanks for the tip, Brother Nobar!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,550186,00.html
After years of trying to escape God's wrath since starring in the sodomite recruitment propaganda films Filthy Dancing and To Wong Fu, Patrick Swayze couldn't run no more! God has SMOTE him! PRAISE!
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 01:10 AM
Praise Jesus! It's about time that queerbait got sent to the eternal lake of fire by Jesus. A man who prances around in Hellywood movies like he did is just asking for it.
Good riddance indeed.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 01:18 AM
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Praise Jesus! It's about time that queerbait got sent to the eternal lake of fire by Jesus. A man who prances around in Hellywood movies like he did is just asking for it.
Good riddance indeed.
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If I get banned then so be it, I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU SORRY WORTHLESS ASS HOLES. THE MAN HAS NOT EVEN BEEN DEAD 24 HOURS AND YOUR TALKING SHIT.
JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW, EVERY piffleEN ONE OF YOU WILL ROT IN HELL AND I WILL LAUGH CAUSE YOUR GOD IS READING THIS FORUM AND PUTTING DOWN EVERY NAME IN HERE BECAUSE YOU ALL MAKE HIM piffleEN SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 01:27 AM
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If I get banned then so be it, I CAN NOT BELIEVE YOU SORRY WORTHLESS ASS HOLES. THE MAN HAS NOT EVEN BEEN DEAD 24 HOURS AND YOUR TALKING SHIT.
JUST SO YOU ALL KNOW, EVERY piffleEN ONE OF YOU WILL ROT IN HELL AND I WILL LAUGH CAUSE YOUR GOD IS READING THIS FORUM AND PUTTING DOWN EVERY NAME IN HERE BECAUSE YOU ALL MAKE HIM piffleEN SICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 01:38 AM
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Put a little Joy in your Life, will you, Sis? Pick up a Good Book! (KJV 1611)
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 02:17 AM
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Thanks for the tip, Brother Nobar!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,550186,00.html
After years of trying to escape God's wrath since starring in the sodomite recruitment propaganda films Filthy Dancing and To Wong Fu, Patrick Swayze couldn't run no more! God has SMOTE him! PRAISE!
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Alas, Sister, it would be one thing if Ms. Swayze had only mocked God with those two disgusting films, but his entire career was built on seducing people into his depraved world of sin.
His most recent attempt to exhault Satan was a TV series called "The Beast," obviously meant to honor his Dark Overlord.
In 1989 he starred in Ghost, with Jew Negress Whoopi Goldberg, that celebrated the occult.
In 1992 he starred in City of Joy, a film that tried to glamorize poverty in Asia.
In 1993 he starred in Father Hood, a "comedy" about a criminal father teaching his child his evil ways.
In 2001, his attempt at glamorizing sin was called Donnie Darko, another tribute to Satan, this time disguised as an invisible rabbit.
In 1984, he starred in Red Dawn, where he helps turn America into a communist country.
In 1979, he made his feature film debut in Skatetown U.S.A., a film about sex on roller skates.
He appeared as a guest on the Rosie O'Donnell show THREE TIMES!!! In 1997, 1998, and 1999. And even as he was dying of cancer thanks to the prayers of the Landover Baptist Church community, he flaunted his sinful ways by appearing on the Ellen DeGenerate Show in January 2009.
No--- Patrick Swayze was not an unwilling participant in Satan's plan to undermine our youth, mock God, destroy American morality, and flaunt sinful behavior. He was an eager, willing and active participant throughout his disgusting and vile career.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 03:07 AM
I knew he was God-hating scum, Brother Monty, but I didn't know the depths of his depravity!
Sure as I'm sitting here right now, typing this and praying to Jesus, Patrick Swayze is gulping down burning sulfur in the fiery pits of Hell while Satan is asking him how he likes sodomy now! The worst thing for Patrick Swayze? THE TORMENT IS NEVER GOING TO END! He had his chance to apologize to Jesus, but it's too late now!
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 03:28 AM
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Thanks for the tip, Brother Nobar!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,550186,00.html
After years of trying to escape God's wrath since starring in the sodomite recruitment propaganda films Filthy Dancing and To Wong Fu, Patrick Swayze couldn't run no more! God has SMOTE him! PRAISE!
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How many hours did you spend praying that God would open Patrick Swayze heart to receive Christ?
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 03:33 AM
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How many hours did you spend praying that God would open Patrick Swayze heart to receive Christ?
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It's all balanced out. My prayers are usually along the line of, "Lord, if Jodie Foster (to use one of my daily examples) refuses to accept You into her heart and repent her many, many sins, please smite her. Strike her down in such a way as to set an example for all other unsaved trash. In Jesus name I pray. Amen."
See? Balanced and fair.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 03:36 AM
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I knew he was God-hating scum, Brother Monty, but I didn't know the depths of his depravity!
Sure as I'm sitting here right now, typing this and praying to Jesus, Patrick Swayze is gulping down burning sulfur in the fiery pits of Hell while Satan is asking him how he likes sodomy now! The worst thing for Patrick Swayze? THE TORMENT IS NEVER GOING TO END! He had his chance to apologize to Jesus, but it's too late now!
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2Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slow about His promise, as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing for any to perish but for all to come to repentance.
You prayed how many hours for Patrick Swayze to repent and belive the gospel.
Maybe you need to read the bible, but everyone is born a God-hating scum, in total depravity. This is why Jesus died for our sins.
Eze 36:26-27 "Moreover, I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; and I will remove the heart of stone from your flesh and give you a heart of flesh. 27 "I will put My Spirit within you and cause you to walk in My statutes, and you will be careful to observe My ordinances.
Unless God opens our hearts and changes us we will all go to Hell.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 03:39 AM
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You prayed how many hours for Patrick Swayze to repent and belive the gospel.
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Try reading the response I just gave you before asking the same question again! Why are you here anyway? Shouldn't you be at the bath house with your fellow sodomites holding each others' hands and crying over the loss of one of your icons?
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 03:45 AM
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It's all balanced out. My prayers are usually along the line of, "Lord, if Jodie Foster (to use one of my daily examples) refuses to accept You into her heart and repent her many, many sins, please smite her. Strike her down in such a way as to set an example for all other unsaved trash. In Jesus name I pray. Amen."
See? Balanced and fair.
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I would love to see a bible verse to support your prayer.
So do you beleive you are going to heaven because you were a good person.
Isa 64:6 For all of us have become like one who is unclean, And all our righteous deeds are like a filthy garment; And all of us wither like a leaf, And our iniquities, like the wind, take us away.
So I'm guessing you believe your better than Jodi Foster, and Patrick Swayze. Apart from the grace of God you and I are as wicked as they are.
The only time you can stop praying for God to open someone heart is when they are dead, and it is to late.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 03:49 AM
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The only time you can stop praying for God to open someone heart is when they are dead, and it is to late.
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Blah blah blah. Did you read my prayer? What part of "...if [unsaved trash's name here] refuses to accept You..." do you not understand? Are you retarded?
Oh.
You might be retarded.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 04:00 AM
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2Peter 3:9 The Lord is not slow about His promise, as some count slowness, but is patient toward you, not wishing for any to perish but for all to come to repentance.
You prayed how many hours for Patrick Swayze to repent and belive the gospel.
Maybe you need to read the bible, but everyone is born a God-hating scum, in total depravity. This is why Jesus died for our sins.
Eze 36:26-27 "Moreover, I will give you a new heart and put a new spirit within you; and I will remove the heart of stone from your flesh and give you a heart of flesh. 27 "I will put My Spirit within you and cause you to walk in My statutes, and you will be careful to observe My ordinances.
Unless God opens our hearts and changes us we will all go to Hell.
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The following is a portion from the transcript of my evening prayers on June 14, 1988:
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HMW: "And finally Lord, please bestow your loving grace upon Patrick Swayze, Jennifer Grey, and the entire cast and crew of the sinful spectacle Dirty Dancing, before they lure unsuspecting thousands into their web of disgusting sin. Please, Lord, let them see the wisdom of accepting your teachings so that they may repent of their sins, warn others, and see the light that will lead them to your side in heaven. Also Lord, let the second quarter profit projections of Worthington Industries meet or exceed Wall Street expectations. Amen."
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Worthington Industries beat the street expectations by four cents per share in the second quarter shareholder conference call on August 2, 1988. Yet Patrick Swayze never took the opportunity to repent of his sins. I think it's clear that I did my part. Apparently, Jennifer Gray chose to repent of her sins as she never made another successful film. But Mr. Swayze chose the path of Satan. It's right there in the transcript, and the results are obvious to all.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 04:02 AM
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Try reading the response I just gave you before asking the same question again! Why are you here anyway? Shouldn't you be at the bath house with your fellow sodomites holding each others' hands and crying over the loss of one of your icons?
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1 timothy 14-15 do not support your argument. Give a bible verse to support your argument. My question isn't what you think,the question is what the bible says.
Matthew 22:35-37 The Pharisees ask Jesus which is the greatest commandment in the Law, and Jesus answered "YOU SHALL LOVE THE LORD YOUR GOD WITH ALL YOUR HEART, AND WITH ALL YOUR SOUL, AND WITH ALL YOUR MIND.'"
Wouldn't the greatest sin be to break the greatest commandment. I promise you that you have never done this once. Jesus is the only one who ever kept this commandment.
YOU DID NOT SAVE YOURSELF, GOD SAVED YOU, IF YOU ARE SAVED.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 04:08 AM
BackDoc, how can you call yourself a Christian when your career as a proctologist is based on sticking your fingers up men and women's rectums? It just seems wholly inappropriate for a Christian to do.
Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 04:25 AM
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Wouldn't the greatest sin be to break the greatest commandment.
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No, blaspheming the Holy Ghost would be the greatest sin, as that's the only unforgivable one. Matthew 12:31-32, Mark 3:29, and Luke 12:10.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 12:53 PM
I received an e-mail from my sister asking if Patrick Swayze was a Christian. NO! He was NOT a Christian! He was a sodomite-enabling Hellyweird LIEberal elite "actor"! There have been very few people who made it threw Hellyweird with their souls intact!
Ronald Reagan.
John Wayne.
Jimmy Stewart, believe it or not. VERY conservative, fully supported the pro-American efforts of Senator Joe McCarthy.
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 01:16 PM
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How many hours did you spend praying that God would open Patrick Swayze heart to receive Christ?
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Not many. We have GODLY duties to attend to, like organizing Church Socials and Barbeques
So we just Prayed he'd Die in one great, big hurry. And then he Mocked and Scorned us by staying Alive for 20 (count 'em!) months
Which is why we are all ever so ANGRY with Pat-the-Rat Swishy
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Re: God kills Patrick Swayze! True Christians celebrate! -
09-15-2009, 02:58 PM
I wonder if Patrick Swayze is trying to dance around the flames of Hell!
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