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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-18-2013, 03:26 AM

So much hate against bronies. I'm a Christian, and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children. That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle, but I guess Landover is too good for that.
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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-18-2013, 04:42 AM

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So much hate against bronies...
No hatred against bronies, just bronyism (which the Bible says will get you sent to Hell).

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...I'm a Christian, and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children...
What greater love could they have for you than to take their own time, energy, and MONEY (webservers and software licenses aren't free) to warn you and others that you're putting your eternal souls in peril for what seems to you (in your state of Biblical ignorance) to be a harmless pastime?

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...That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle,...
Let's see what Jesus says about that:

Luke 19:27 "But those mine enemies, which would not that I should reign over them, bring hither, and slay them before me."

Ooops?


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-18-2013, 04:45 AM

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So much hate against bronies.
No sir! So much LOVE for JESUS!

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I'm a Christian,
No, no you're not (Matthew 7:15-20).

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and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children. That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle, but I guess Landover is too good for that.
Son, if you can show me where in the Holy Bible you read that muslims, homos, and jews are God's Children™, I'll eat my hat.



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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-18-2013, 05:14 AM

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So much hate against bronies. I'm a Christian, and I thought we were supposed to love all of God's children. That means Muslims, gays, Jews, the whole kit-and-caboodle, but I guess Landover is too good for that.
It is not possible to be a Christian and a "brony" at the same time. The Holy Bible forbids it.

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Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.


Who Will Jesus Damn?

Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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... I close with a swift "piffle your family, piffle your dog, piffle your cat, piffle your mom, piffle your moms mom, and piffle you."
Judging by the beastility references, I guess we know whats on his mind when he's watching his perverse talking horse show.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-18-2013, 08:37 AM

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It is not possible to be a Christian and a "brony" at the same time. The Holy Bible forbids it.
It's not like I'm committing bestiality, I'm enjoying a show, just like I would enjoy The Walking Dead. Show me in the Bible where it says I can't watch and like a show.

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No, no you're not (Matthew 7:15-20).

Son, if you can show me where in the Holy Bible you read that muslims, homos, and jews are God's Children™, I'll eat my hat.

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We're all one. (Galatians 3:28)
You're cherry picking, horse humper. When you're through satisfying Mr Ed, try reading the entire passage. Verse 26 makes it perfectly clear that Paul was speaking only of Christians.

Galatians 3:26 For ye are all the children of God by faith in Christ Jesus.


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It's not like I'm committing bestiality, I'm enjoying a show, just like I would enjoy The Walking Dead. Show me in the Bible where it says I can't watch and like a show.
You can't like a show that is not godly!

2 Corinthians 6:14-17 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
15And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,


1 Timothy 1:10 For fornicators, for homosexuals, for slave traders, for liars, for perjurers, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

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We're all one. (Galatians 3:28)
All True Christians™ are one in Jesus Christ whether they be negro, mexican, red indian, yellow or a white man. And even women are equal in heaven.

But to say we are one with people who don't believe in Jesus?


Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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You can't like a show that is not godly!

2 Corinthians 6:14-17 Be ye not unequally yoked together with unbelievers: for what fellowship hath righteousness with unrighteousness? and what communion hath light with darkness?
15And what concord hath Christ with Belial? or what part hath he that believeth with an infidel?
16 And what agreement hath the temple of God with idols? for ye are the temple of the living God; as God hath said, I will dwell in them, and walk in them; and I will be their God, and they shall be my people.
17 Wherefore come out from among them, and be ye separate, saith the Lord, and touch not the unclean thing; and I will receive you,


1 Timothy 1:10 For fornicators, for homosexuals, for slave traders, for liars, for perjurers, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;



All True Christians™ are one in Jesus Christ whether they be negro, mexican, red indian, yellow or a white man. And even women are equal in heaven.

But to say we are one with people who don't believe in Jesus?
My, my, you Landover 'Baptists' are no better than the Westboro 'Baptists'. Hatred, hatred everywhere.

Let's take a look at the Mormons. They carry false doctrine and yet there are over 49,000 international missionaries. We Christians carry the truth and yet there are barely 5,000 international missionaries. If you're really concerned about our youth getting 'corrupted' or whatever word you want to use, then get out there and do something about it instead of sitting behind a computer on a website exclusive to Landover 'Baptists'.

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My, my, you Landover 'Baptists' are no better than the Westboro 'Baptists'. Hatred, hatred everywhere.

Let's take a look at the Mormons. They carry false doctrine and yet there are over 49,000 international missionaries. We Christians carry the truth and yet there are barely 5,000 international missionaries. If you're really concerned about our youth getting 'corrupted' or whatever word you want to use, then get out there and do something about it instead of sitting behind a computer on a website exclusive to Landover 'Baptists'.

Now leave or prepare to face the wrath of the League of Evil Exes!
I cast demons out of a witch just the other day. What have you been doing, casting the seed out of Seabiscuit?

P.S. Scott Pilgrim never gained the Power of Christ, so ultimately he and the hair-dyed harlot both lost.

Glory!


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I cast demons out of a witch just the other day. What have you been doing, casting the seed out of Seabiscuit?

P.S. Scott Pilgrim never gained the Power of Christ, so ultimately he and the hair-dyed harlot both lost.

Glory!
Hey, somebody that actually believes witches exist! Oh goody, next he'll be saying how he killed vampires and werewolves!

And I'm glad you know what Scott Pilgrim is. That makes you just less of a hater than the rest of the Landover 'Baptists'.

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Hey, somebody that actually believes witches exist! Oh goody, next he'll be saying how he killed vampires and werewolves!

And I'm glad you know what Scott Pilgrim is. That makes you just less of a hater than the rest of the Landover 'Baptists'.

If your life had a face, I would punch it.
All of those lesbian feminist tree hugging satan worshiping Wickedans are witches. I haven't met any claiming to be bloodsuckers or transmorphers so far, but knowing them they drink baby blood and try to transform into goats.

My nephew was caught watching the Satan Pilgrim show, so my brother and I watched it to determine what kind of therapy he needed. Since it was mostly about Godless Canadian faggots, he got shipped off to Straight Camp to pray the gay away.


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Default Re: My Little Pony - Satan's Newest Recruitment Vehicle - 06-18-2013, 09:27 AM

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All of those lesbian feminist tree hugging satan worshiping Wickedans are witches. I haven't met any claiming to be bloodsuckers or transmorphers so far, but knowing them they drink baby blood and try to transform into goats.

My nephew was caught watching the Satan Pilgrim show, so my brother and I watched it to determine what kind of therapy he needed. Since it was mostly about Godless Canadian faggots, he got shipped off to Straight Camp to pray the gay away.
So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
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So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
He was dating an adolescent slant eyed heathen and sleeping in the bed of his sausage stroking roommate. Plus, one of his harlot's exes was a 'bi-furious' dyke. Add to that it being Canadian and they couldn't have made it any gayer if they had named it Fairy Choadchoker Vs the Gays.


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So a MOVIE about a man fighting for his GIRLFRIEND is gay? You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means.
Friend, you need to exit the fantasy world of animated (poor quality, I might add) cartoons and ridiculous canadian eskimoe movies and hook up with Jesus. Instead of make beleive, wouldn't you rather be hanging with God, in real life?


Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Friend, you need to exit the fantasy world of animated (poor quality, I might add) cartoons and ridiculous canadian eskimoe movies and hook up with Jesus. Instead of make beleive, wouldn't you rather be hanging with God, in real life?
Of course I love hanging with God in real life. He's the almighty Father, who wouldn't want to? I just like to watch a few well animated cartoons, zombie apocalypse shows, Canadian fighter movies, and play a few video games. Anybody does, and just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.
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just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.
Son, what you seem to be willfully missing is the fact that one's behaviors betray one's beliefs. The LORD Jesus Christ said it best when He said, "every good tree bringeth forth good fruit; but a corrupt tree bringeth forth evil fruit." (Matthew 7:17)

Watching Satanic TV shows, and movies, and playing demonic video games reveals exactly the fact that one is an unsaved piece of garbage. Unsaved means they do not believe in God, therefore, atheist. Son, it's not that complicated. I implore you to actually READ your Holy Bible, know what the LORD is saying for real.



Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Of course I love hanging with God in real life. He's the almighty Father, who wouldn't want to? I just like to watch a few well animated cartoons, zombie apocalypse shows, Canadian fighter movies, and play a few video games. Anybody does, and just because you watch TV and movies or play video games doesn't mean that you're an unsaved Atheist.
This is because you are selfish and have significant character faults. You would prefer to waste what little time you have in this insignificant mortal life giggling over foolishness and nonsense, rather than do what He commands of us.

Mark 16:15 "He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation."

You realize He hung on a cross for you and temporarily died? And this is how you repay Him? You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady.

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This is because you are selfish and have significant character faults. You would prefer to waste what little time you have in this insignificant mortal life giggling over foolishness and nonsense, rather than do what He commands of us.

Mark 16:15 "He said to them, “Go into all the world and preach the gospel to all creation."

You realize He hung on a cross for you and temporarily died? And this is how you repay Him? You should be ashamed of yourself, young lady.

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Says the guy that has nothing better to do than troll others online. Well done mate, but I actually have to go to work and earn money, something you bigots probably don't know about. You praise the Lord wherever you may be, but you might not always be able to travel the world. (Psalm 103:22)
Troll? Troll?

Who came to a peaceful loving True Christian™ website and started spewing their drug-fueled insanity?



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