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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 02-13-2013, 07:58 PM

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No, not seeing it. It's not as clear as this:
Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
Yes, because everything has to be clear and dumbed down for you people. You hide behind the truth of religion because you're to stupid and scared of reality. If you understood mathematics and science, then you would understand the Theory of Relativity, resulting in your understanding the truth and science of this planets and universe. You can't dismiss the existence of the Universe, and, it seems the bible says it's around 6000 years old, which is ridiculous.
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 02-13-2013, 08:01 PM

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Yes, because everything has to be clear and dumbed down for you people. You hide behind the truth of religion because you're to stupid and scared of reality. If you understood mathematics and science, then you would understand the Theory of Relativity, resulting in your understanding the truth and science of this planets and universe. You can't dismiss the existence of the Universe, and, it seems the bible says it's around 6000 years old, which is ridiculous.
1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
Somebody must have pointed this out to you already (probably me).

You're just not paying attention. By the way, that's you, disobeying a direct order by the God you say you are confused about worshipping. One of you is wrong.



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1 Timothy 6:20 O Timothy, keep that which is committed to thy trust, avoiding profane and vain babblings, and oppositions of science falsely so called:
Somebody must have pointed this out to you already (probably me).

You're just not paying attention. By the way, that's you, disobeying a direct order by the God you say you are confused about worshipping. One of you is wrong.
And you're just not paying attention to the truth of science. You're just hiding from the truth that has actual evidence!
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And you're just not paying attention to the truth of science. You're just hiding from the truth that has actual evidence!
Friend, here is some evidence for you to consider. Realize it was discovered over 6,000 years ago too and has easily withstood the test of time. Think about how long your 'theories' have been around and how much you 'scientists' have waffled and changed your stories over time. God's story never changes.

2nd Timothy 3:16 All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:

2 Peter 1:21 For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

Jeremiah 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.

John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.


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Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 02-13-2013, 08:23 PM

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And you're just not paying attention to the truth of science. You're just hiding from the truth that has actual evidence!
Then why are you persisting in this fiction that you have any regard for Jesus? You're just a damned atheist. Why not admit that you aren't here to praise Jesus but are a foul slanderer of His holy mission to save your wretched soul by dying for you and promising to come again and throw your dead soul into Hell for not believing in Him?

I'm tired of your charade now. What do you believe in? Science or the God who made you in His image?



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Friend, here is some evidence for you to consider. Realize it was discovered over 6,000 years ago too and has easily withstood the test of time. Think about how long your 'theories' have been around and how much you 'scientists' have waffled and changed your stories over time. God's story never changes.

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Habakkuk 2:2 And the LORD answered me, and said, Write the vision, and make it plain upon tables, that he may run that readeth it.

Jeremiah 36:2 Take thee a roll of a book, and write therein all the words that I have spoken unto thee against Israel, and against Judah, and against all the nations, from the day I spake unto thee, from the days of Josiah, even unto this day.

John 5:39 Search the scriptures; for in them ye think ye have eternal life: and they are they which testify of me.
So what, it still doesn't prove that gods story existed. Now, thinking we've just been around for 6000 years is a ridiculous claim. Only mormons would believe that.
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So what, it still doesn't prove that gods story existed. Now, thinking we've just been around for 6000 years is a ridiculous claim. Only mormons would believe that.
Oh dear!

These sexists certainly have riled you up. God's story is perfectly compatible with science if you think about it in the right way and ignore all this 6000 year old nonsense and the literal Adam and Eve story that was put there just to make men hate women.

Once you focus on what's really important about God - that He loves us all and wants us to be nice to each other even if the other people are gay or illegitimate and so on - you realise you can discard a lot of the ugly bits of the bible as twisted and corrupt nonsense out to make God look bad.

Won't you join me in re-inventing the old nonsense of the bible into a more current and correct representation of God for the 21st century? We can keep Jesus alive for the new generations if we try!




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Yes, because everything has to be clear and dumbed down for you people. You hide behind the truth of religion because you're to stupid and scared of reality. If you understood mathematics and science, then you would understand the Theory of Relativity, resulting in your understanding the truth and science of this planets and universe. You can't dismiss the existence of the Universe, and, it seems the bible says it's around 6000 years old, which is ridiculous.

Sir, your anger is probably coming from the frustation you feel from being so closed minded to the Word of God. Please try to look beyond your narrow minded view of creation and open your heart to Jesus. Only then will you see the truth as we do.

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Oh dear!

These sexists certainly have riled you up. God's story is perfectly compatible with science if you think about it in the right way and ignore all this 6000 year old nonsense and the literal Adam and Eve story that was put there just to make men hate women.

Once you focus on what's really important about God - that He loves us all and wants us to be nice to each other even if the other people are gay or illegitimate and so on - you realise you can discard a lot of the ugly bits of the bible as twisted and corrupt nonsense out to make God look bad.

Won't you join me in re-inventing the old nonsense of the bible into a more current and correct representation of God for the 21st century? We can keep Jesus alive for the new generations if we try!
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So what, it still doesn't prove that gods story existed. Now, thinking we've just been around for 6000 years is a ridiculous claim. Only mormons would believe that.
Friend, over 6,000 years, only a few wack jobs in that time deined His Perfection and none has ever been able to prove otherwise.
You really are quite the character. Friend, we are not mormons. We are Baptists. You really have no idea at all what you are talking about, do you? Did you get your 'degree' online?


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 02-13-2013, 08:47 PM

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Friend, over 6,000 years, only a few wack jobs in that time deined His Perfection and none has ever been able to prove otherwise.
You really are quite the character. Friend, we are not mormons. We are Baptists. You really have no idea at all what you are talking about, do you? Did you get your 'degree' online?
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Hello. What is E–MC2?
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Default Re: Curiosity Mars "landing" BIGGEST NASA HOAX EVER!!! - 02-13-2013, 08:58 PM

I'm just curious as to who Nasa will put on Mars first. A taxpayer or an Evangelist ect...
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And you're just not paying attention to the truth of science. You're just hiding from the truth that has actual evidence!

All the evidence needed to understand creation is found right here in Genesis Chapter 1:

1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.
2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.
4 And God saw the light, that it was good: and God divided the light from the darkness.
5 And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.
6 And God said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.
7 And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
8 And God called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.
9 And God said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry land appear: and it was so.
10 And God called the dry land Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and God saw that it was good.
11 And God said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, and the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.
12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.
14 And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:
15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.
16 And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.
17 And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,
18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.
19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
20 And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.
21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
22 And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.
23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.
24 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.
25 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God saw that it was good.
26 And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
27 So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
28 And God blessed them, and God said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.
29 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.
30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for meat: and it was so.
31 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

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Now, there's something I believe in!
Of course you do, BECAUSE YOU'VE NEVER READ THE BIBLE, so you have no idea just how deluded she is.


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E=MC2
That makes no sense.

Does that mean a sucker for Big Macks twice?

Now how does that in any way provide proof of your assertion?


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Jerimiah 13:14 And I will dash them one against another, even the fathers and the sons together, saith the LORD: I will not pity, nor spare, nor have mercy, but destroy them.
Numbers 32:23 But if ye will not do so, behold, ye have sinned against the LORD: and be sure your sin will find you out.
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Oh dear!

These sexists certainly have riled you up. God's story is perfectly compatible with science if you think about it in the right way and ignore all this 6000 year old nonsense and the literal Adam and Eve story that was put there just to make men hate women.

Once you focus on what's really important about God - that He loves us all and wants us to be nice to each other even if the other people are gay or illegitimate and so on - you realise you can discard a lot of the ugly bits of the bible as twisted and corrupt nonsense out to make God look bad.

Won't you join me in re-inventing the old nonsense of the bible into a more current and correct representation of God for the 21st century? We can keep Jesus alive for the new generations if we try!
Hi Rev
When "God" cloned Eve (we know how to do that now, so can see what was done back then) (and the best bit to use would be a cell from the rib cage) and left us all to fend on our own a sex cult was set up by Eve so that the men would want to breed with Her - all of Her. But when the men worked out what the sex cult was for, they used their strength to change the status quo, but keep the sex games on tap (as had not been Eve's plan). Check this out:

Gen 3 2 And the woman said unto the serpent, We may eat of the fruit of the trees of the garden:

3 But of the fruit of the tree which is in the midst of the garden, God hath said, Ye shall not eat of it, neither shall ye touch it, lest ye die.

4 And the serpent said unto the woman, Ye shall not surely die:

5 For God doth know that in the day ye eat thereof, then your eyes shall be opened, and ye shall be as gods, knowing good and evil.

6 And when the woman saw that the tree was good for food, and that it was pleasant to the eyes, and a tree to be desired to make one wise, she took of the fruit thereof, and did eat, and gave also unto her husband with her; and he did eat.

Eve was in charge here

9 And the LORD God called unto Adam, and said unto him, Where art thou?

10 And he said, I heard thy voice in the garden, and I was afraid, because I was naked; and I hid myself.

11 And he said, Who told thee that thou wast naked? Hast thou eaten of the tree, whereof I commanded thee that thou shouldest not eat?

12 And the man said, The woman whom thou gavest to be with me, she gave me of the tree, and I did eat.

Eve lost the plot

16 thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee.

That's when men learned to write.

We thought we could run the sex show, but we can't, can we? That's how we know God cloned Eve.


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That makes no sense.

Does that mean a sucker for Big Macks twice?

Now how does that in any way provide proof of your assertion?
Firstly, it proves the light has a speed limit, instead of religious people say that light doesn't, together with the theory of relativity.
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Ah, that explains it. Not a real university.


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Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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