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flag War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 11-19-2015, 06:11 AM

SINNERS BEWARE!

Ever since 1620 Landover Baptist Church has been active in the Real War of the Worlds: The War on Sin (Matthew 10:34; Revelation 1:16)! Sometimes the battles of this ongoing war (Revelation 11:7) have coincided with secular, less important wars, especially during the times when Jesus' favorite Nation, America, has participated in the conflict between Jesus (True Christians™) and Satan (demons and sinners).

Now, as the End of the World and the End of Times (Revelation 11:14) draw near with the Rapture (1 Thessalonians 4:17) and Second Coming (Revelation 22:12), it is finally of utmost importance to share our memorabilia and more current war-related material in order to i) recruit unsaved masses to fight with Jesus and ii) celebrate the victories of True Christians™ and their ancestors in this war, compared to which the so-called "World Wars" were only minor skirmishes.

Who would not want to reminiscence the powerful victories for Jesus and America with Lamentations Flint during the so-called WWII against Commie and Nazi sinners and the Sinners in England and France!
Who would not want to see the breathtaking adventures of Cranky Young Man in Korea and 'Nam?! And let us not forget the True Christian™ ladies and their mothers and their contributions during these secular wars! Always having their Bibles at hand and uttering the most crucial verses into the ears of dying soldiers to make them understand their sorry state and get them to Repent before death (Ezekiel 14:6).

Some souls have been Saved with these methods and the collateral damage of corporeal deaths dwindles into insignificance as the final deposit site of these sodomite souls was going to be Hell (Matthew 13:42) in any case.

And as we enter the present day, the War on Sinners is escalating (Revelation 16:16). Sinners!
Just look at the exploitations of Pastor Zeke and Dr. Niles among the Sodomites (1 Kings 14:24). See how Brothers Des and Fred use the market economy to fight the plagues of socialist welfare and pink money.
The dangers of secular battles are horrific and but in comparison to the rectal risks (1 Corinthians 6:9), the forefathers still had it easy. And our young guns led by Brother Zechariah Smyth walk side by side with God's own special boy, Mr. Kirk Cameron, to spread the Word of God through the most modernistic media of film and televisor. The new generation of our Ladies according to the example of Miss. Daisy Mae Johnson tirelessly supply our men with nourishment and R&R. And also many others are taking part in this battle during these Last Days.

Sinners! Repent!



Brethren! Rejoice!

Jesus is on our side and always assists us with this task. Browse through this wonderful ever-increasing collection of materials and distribute it to sinners all over the world. This is the War. This is not simply a secular battle of bazookas and Godly nukes.
This is a Hybrid War. Jesus is participating. The greatest world leaders, Mr. Trump and Mr. Putin are contributing. This Godly Discussion Forum is fighting back.



The Real War is the War on Sinners.
  • The REAL terrorism is the intimidation of the liberal media to scare Believers way from God and into the terrors of Sodomy (Romans 1:27), Feminism (1 Timothy 2:12) and Birth Control (Genesis 1:28).
  • The corporeal deaths of material wars are not the significant ones. The Real Death is to reject Jesus (John 3:18; Revelation 20:14)!
  • Sometimes the War on Sinners is fought on the battlefield with material weapons but it is also fought in our Home Schools, on the streets opposing sodomites and by educating the ignorant masses about the True™ nature of Jesus and God (Isaiah 45:7).
They who wage this War in obedience to the Divine command, or in conformity with His laws, have represented in their persons the public justice or the wisdom of the American government, and in this capacity have put to death wicked men; such persons have by no means violated the commandment, "Thou shalt not kill (Matthew 5:21)."

Matthew 10:34
Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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I'm not gay, but sometimes I wish I was to piss the homo-phobics xD Jesus Christ, you really are racist classicists and annoying af I bet you'll be the ones going to "hell" and the ones abused by you will be "saved"
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I'm not gay, but sometimes I wish I was ...

Greetings Blanc_space. I see that you have been turned pink. I am not sure what that means but it is never good. Most of the pink people are banned pretty soon after they turn pink. These white people want to save you so they will not consign you to their Hell immediately but soon they will lose patience if you do not behave. Only homosexuals want to be homosexuals. You must be a homosexual. The homosexuals in my home which is Jamaica all have the aids. That is good for them because no one wants to beat them anymore for fear of becoming diseased. Do you have the aids yet?


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Default Re: War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 03-23-2016, 06:33 PM

The War is real and encompasses preventative advice on actions that can undermine the basis of a Christian home:

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Default Re: War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 03-30-2016, 12:16 AM

Mexico should be filled with Gay Muslims and nuked several times. Please put me with them, as my faith in humanity is gone.
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Mexico should be filled with Gay Muslims and nuked several times. Please put me with them, as my faith in humanity is gone.

Good heavens man, we can't nuke Mexico! What if a southerly wind pushed the radiation up into Texas? The Texas beef & dairy industry would fall and America would starve.


Besides, you're putting your faith in the wrong place. The only place you should ever place your faith is in Jesus. He temporarily died for your sins, you know. The least you can do to repay Him is give Him your faith.


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Sweetie, we simply act the way God wants us to act - in everything we do we simply follow the Holy Bible 100%. If you think that's racist, please take your complaint directly to God.
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You sound frustrated, dear. I have the answer for that. Lose yourself in Jesus' all powerful blast of Love! That's what I do when I'm feeling down. I think about how much Jesus loves me, and I lose my self in gratitude. Then I wonder what I can do to please the LORD who first gave me pleasure. In life.



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Default Re: War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 05-23-2016, 04:20 PM

Why can't we just kill all the sinners they are literally worthless and deserve to be thrown into the pits of hell. They deserve to be burned by satins fiery penis that will tear through there ass holes
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Default Re: War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 05-23-2016, 04:22 PM

Goodness, such hostility.




Are you an angry Sodomite who hates himself, dear?


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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Default Re: War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 05-24-2016, 12:05 PM

No I am a passionate young Christian who believes that all sinners are monsters and there for they should be punished and I also believe that I am what you call an idealist
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Default Re: War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 05-24-2016, 12:18 PM

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No I am a passionate young Christian who believes that all sinners are monsters and there for they should be punished and I also believe that I am what you call an idealist
Young lady, such anger is unbecoming of one so young.

It is up to us to usher people into Jesus' light.

1 JOHN 4:7 Beloved, let us love one another: for love is of God; and every one that loveth is born of God, and knoweth God

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Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Default Re: War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 05-24-2016, 12:33 PM

Have you ever thought that ushering and your way isn't working through the way of force we will win and conquer all the sinners and I will rule the new Christian order
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Dear Drew,

Why don't you Trust Jesus?

Why all this pessimism? Jesus has promised us that He'll deal with all the sinners in due course as regarding the state of the world, we won't have to wait long!



If you Trust Jesus and follow His commandments (Ecclesiastes 12:13), He'll take care of everything (including feeding you; Revelation 7:17)

Revelation 19:21
And the remnant were slain with the sword of him that sat upon the horse, which sword proceeded out of his mouth: and all the fowls were filled with their flesh.

As for the sinners, He'll do His utmost to make them Obey and Love Him. He'll cause unprecedented war and havoc, He'll make them starve, He'll poison their drinking water and destroy all green pastures on Earth (and most of the forests). In two phases He'll make an end of the fisheries at sea and He'll cause total darkness on Earth, He'll cover the sinners with painful sores and send superpowered locusts with stings to torture them! If they still won't accept His Love, He'll bring them down with His Sword (see above for verse).

He's promised to do all that. He is much more powerful than you are, so why won't you just relax and let Him deal with the business of punishment? Our job is to lead let the sinners know what to expect if they refuse to have Faith in Jesus!

Psalms 51:13
Then will I teach transgressors thy ways; and sinners shall be converted unto thee.


Yours in Christ,

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Default Re: War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 05-24-2016, 01:24 PM

Maybe Jesus and god are taking to long and we need to speed up the process... Look what Islam is doing its working we need our own state
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Maybe Jesus and god are taking to long and we need to speed up the process...
BLASPHEMY!

As long you haven't commited a blasphemy against the Holy Ghost, it's not too late to repent, though!

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Default Re: War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 05-24-2016, 02:39 PM

How did I blasheme there I didn't use gods name in vain n
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Default Re: War on Sinners: the REAL War! - 05-24-2016, 02:48 PM

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How did I blasheme there I didn't use gods name in vain n



You disliked what God is doing.


And you did not capitalize His name. Twice.
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