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Homerism-born or learned? -
04-12-2012, 02:42 PM
When my lovely overweight Christian wife squirted out twin boys, I thought I'd settle the age old secular lie once and for all about homerism being inherited, not learned. At about eighteen months I would give the boys a Sears catalog to riffle through and as they looked at the pictures, I stood ready with a bag of M&M's in one hand and a cattle prod in the other. Note; never use the cattle prod on children less than eighteen months old, from partial birth to a year and a half, a rolled up newspaper works just fine.
On one child, I simply watched him look at various pictures and everytime a woman was shown in a bra or underwear, I would zap him with the cattle prod and everytime he gazed upon a man in underwear, I would give him a few M&M's. The other son got the exact opposite treatment. The purpose here was to see if there is an actual gay gene or if it is learned behavior.
Also, one child was fed a diet consisting solely of phallic foods such a brats, hot dogs and summer sausage and the other child was fed a diet exclusively of tacos. Warning; never, ever let your daughter eat a taco in her formative years as this will surely lead to her winding up as a fur trader. Well, the boys are now full grown and oddly they are both flaming homosexuals for some reason in spite of being home schooled. But, in my defense, I firmly believe that the taco fed son is ever so slightly less gay. I guess the Good Lord really does work in mysterious ways!
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Re: Homerism-born or learned? -
04-12-2012, 04:17 PM
I think this clearly shows the boys made a decision to become homosexual. Have you enrolled them in the ex-Gay program?
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Re: Homerism-born or learned? -
04-14-2012, 09:17 PM
I'm not an expert in this, but could it that because your wife was overweight, she was not able to fend off the influence of Satan?
Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.
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Re: Homerism-born or learned? -
04-14-2012, 09:33 PM
I have never seen a gay toddler. Though they do have that oral fixation. With my own boys, I simply wiped "Wild Pete's©" on their thumbs. It got that activity over in a just a few days. I will say that the Mrs. did not appreciate it much when I applied it to her.
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Re: Homerism-born or learned? -
04-14-2012, 11:56 PM
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Originally Posted by James Hutchins
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So you mean to say that gay = mad, or is it?
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Homerism-born or learned? -
04-15-2012, 12:03 AM
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So you mean to say that gay = mad, or is it?
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What the heck language are you speaking?
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Unsaved trash, some kind of fag
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Re: Homerism-born or learned? -
04-15-2012, 12:26 AM
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What the heck language are you speaking?
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I meant to say do you (or does he) claim that GAY = MAD (as was once claimed in the States)?
PS why do I have to wait 5 mins to post?
Proverbs 20:23 Divers weights are an abomination unto the LORD; and a false balance is not good.
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Re: Homerism-born or learned? -
04-15-2012, 12:42 AM
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Originally Posted by Adam Ski
PS why do I have to wait 5 mins to post?
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Because our JesOS Operating System is monitoring your godlessness, and laying stumbling blocks in your way, as the Holy Bible tells us that God will do when the mood strikes Him.
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Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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