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Default URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 07-14-2009, 10:32 PM

No wonders the world is in such a sorry shape!

I was browsing this afternoon for True Christian definitions of things I find offensive when I came across this web page called "Urban Dictionary." Apparently, it's a place where folks make definitions for modern slang.

You would not believe the number of sex-related entries on that website! Looking at it for five minutes had me sick to my stomach! Of course I kept reading, and I discovered that not only do they supply graphic and perverted descriptions of unimaginable debauchery, but they also provide pictures and sounds!

They also engage in online sexual fantasy role playing, where at the bottom of a definition they have two or three characters having a real conversation to teach the reader how to use the word in question. These are always graphic and perverted, and designed to make kids fornicate with each other.

It doesn't end at sex though, as they also provide descriptions and instructions for making drugs, summoning demons, making fun of Republicans, building bombs and disrespecting parents!

You ought to see what they say about Christianity! (Don't actually look, it's a very bad website.)

Of course if you look up Wicca, homosexuality, atheism, liberalism or Barack Obama they have nothing but praise to offer.

PARENTS: Do NOT allow your children to look at the Urban Dictionary! Block it from your computer!

We need to get organized and start working to get Urban Dictionary taken off the internet!

May GOD keep your families safe!


True Christian: Urban Dictionary is evil, and the Bible tells us to separate ourselves from evils.

Sinner: You have opened my eyes, I want to give my life to JESUS today and never look at Urban Dictionary again!

True Christian: Amen!



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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 07-14-2009, 10:37 PM

"Urban" is usually synonymous with "degenerate", and that's definitely the case here. You would not believe the depravity those folks get up to with teacups!


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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 08:04 AM

Not to be a downer in this hate-fest, but may I remind you:

"Judge not, lest ye be judged" - Matthew 7:1

I'm sure your God would be proud of your blathering condemnation of things you do not agree with.
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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 08:54 AM

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Not to be a downer in this hate-fest, but may I remind you: "Judge not, lest ye be judged" - Matthew 7:1 I'm sure your God would be proud of your blathering condemnation of things you do not agree with.
The Bible is much larger than just Matthew 7:1. Also we do not mind being judged as we are free of sin.

Why we must judge you to save your soul:
  • Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
  • John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
  • 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
We are sin free:
  • 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
  • Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
  • 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."


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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 09:55 AM

Urban dictionary? No wonder it's so full of sex and drugs. It must be run by negroes. That's what happens when you let a "booty"-obsessed, hip-hop, gangsta rap race have their own place on the internet. A veritable cyber Sodom & Gomorrah.



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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 10:09 AM

An urban dictionary doesn't sound like it would be published by a notable publisher.


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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 11:27 AM

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Urban dictionary? No wonder it's so full of sex and drugs. It must be run by negroes. That's what happens when you let a "booty"-obsessed, hip-hop, gangsta rap race have their own place on the internet. A veritable cyber Sodom & Gomorrah.
Rev. Jim Osborne, are you serious? REALLY. Are you that small minded that you would say such garbage? People like YOU make Christianity look very bad.

When I first read your post I figured this surely had to be a Facebook user making up something to make it look like you. But, the account it was posted from shows over 6,000 posts. So, I guess you really are serious.

RUN BY NEGROES?

What gives you the right to categorize and judge people in this way? Who the [OBSCENITY REMOVED] are YOU?

You know, this is America, and in it sometimes the [OBSCENITY REMOVED] get to win because this is America. So, continue to say what you want on your forums for the Landover Baptist Church because you have the right to do so. But don't think that saying things like this will be taken lightly by everyone else because it won't.

P.S. The smiles and and ... and a few others are just as downright nauseating as you are.

P.P.S. If you consider the internet a "veritable cyber Sodom & Gomorrah" then please explain what you are doing using it? Hypocritical much?

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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 11:45 AM

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Rev. Jim Osborne, are you serious? REALLY. Are you that small minded that you would say such garbage? People like YOU make Christianity look very bad.
So what is it exactly that made the Godly Rev. Osborne look bad? Was it the fact that he was pointing out the vile and disgusting nature of that site? Because I didn't think anything he said could be constituted as "garbage".

"Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth?" Galatians 4:16

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When I first read your post I figured this surely had to be a Facebook user making up something to make it look like you. But, the account it was posted from shows over 6,000 posts. So, I guess you really are serious.
Everything we say here is as serious as the Bible itself.

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To be fair, we don't know for sure that it's run by negroes, just that there is a lot of evidence to point to that conclusion. People in the "hip-hop" community are generally negroes, and "rappers" are generally interested in sinful behavior like fornication and drug-use. Therefore, its a pretty fair assumption that urban dictionary is run by negroes.

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What gives you the right to categorize and judge people in this way? Who the -vulgarity removed- are YOU?
We are True Christians™ and God has not only given us the right to judge, He has actually commanded that we do so.

"Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour." Leviticus 19:15

"The mouth of the righteous speaketh wisdom, and his tongue talketh of judgment." Psalm 37:30

"Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment." John 7:24

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You know, this is America, and in it sometimes the -vulgarity removed- get to win because this is America. So, continue to say what you want on your forums for the Landover Baptist Church because you have the right to do so. But don't think that saying things like this will be taken lightly by everyone else because it won't.


Thanks! We will.

By the way, thank you for your persecution, it only proves we are blessed.

"Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven. Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake. Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you." Matthew 5:10-12

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P.S. The smiles and and ... and a few others are just as downright nauseating as you are.
Whats wrong with those smilies?

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P.P.S. If you consider the internet a "veritable cyber Sodom & Gomorrah" then please explain what you are doing using it? Hypocritical much?
Rev. Jim specifically stated that urban dictionary is a cyber Sodom and Gomorrah (which it obviously is), not that the internet is (though most of it is comparable). Praise Jesus you've managed to find one of the few sites that isn't sinful though! Maybe you'll learn something about getting Saved©.


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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 03:39 PM

1. URBAN wasn't a hint at the content?
2. Did you use any of the definitions from the site in what you were referencing? Something tells me you did. Even if you didn't, thank you UD for pointing this "unimaginiably" narrow minded individual out.

It's a funny site. Period. There's no hidden agenda behind it. People will do what they will and behave how they always have and don't have to pretend to be high and mighty. When generations look back on the evolution of their people, UD will be part of it. If no one had thought to write down the "depravity" of Sodom and Gomorrah, there'd be no one like you to compare all of us to in the name of God and all that is "holy".
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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 03:56 PM

Now, I don't mean to sounds cruel by any means, for I am a christian myself. Although I respect your way of life, I do not agree with it.

I think that we're going at this the wrong way... American's aren't high and mighty, and we are not God's chosen people. In fact no one is, none of us have the right to judge, and you might tell me that the bible says otherwise, but the bible also says we can own slaves, and sell our on daughters into slavery, the bible is a great guide for our morals and beliefs, not on how we behave in everyday life. This is just my opinion on the matter.

Urban Dictionary isn't holy, and neither are you. So please, everyone if we could all just stop being... silly and let everyone go on with their lives.
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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 04:20 PM

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An urban dictionary doesn't sound like it would be published by a notable publisher.
By no means, brother. I can't imagine how many children have been corrupted by such filth. Crackheads such as the writers of that site need to get off of the internet and let the intelligent, reserved, self-controlled mature men have their own serious conversations. The world wide internet is no place for anarchistic atheist negros.
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Now, I don't mean to sounds cruel by any means, for I am a christian myself. Although I respect your way of life, I do not agree with it.

I think that we're going at this the wrong way... American's aren't high and mighty, and we are not God's chosen people. In fact no one is, none of us have the right to judge, and you might tell me that the bible says otherwise, but the bible also says we can own slaves, and sell our on daughters into slavery, the bible is a great guide for our morals and beliefs, not on how we behave in everyday life. This is just my opinion on the matter.

Urban Dictionary isn't holy, and neither are you. So please, everyone if we could all just stop being... silly and let everyone go on with their lives.
Wait....how can you be a christian if you dont take the bible seriously.

you are worse than these people.
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In fact no one is, none of us have the right to judge
False, we do have that right: John 7:24

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and you might tell me that the bible says otherwise
Yes, because as Christians we follow the Bible. Are you saying that Christians should discard the Bible??

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but the bible also says we can own slaves, and sell our on daughters into slavery
Yes, so? If that's what the Bible says then that's what Christianity is about. Who are you to say differently?

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the bible is a great guide for our morals and beliefs
So you find moral guidance in a book that you think we can own slaves and sell our daughters into slavery? Interesting morals you have...

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not on how we behave in everyday life
So we should just discard how the Bible says we should behave in everyday life? Then what's the point of even calling yourself Christian??

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So please, everyone if we could all just stop being... silly and let everyone go on with their lives.
Yes, let's all just stop signing up to Christian forums to harass Christians and force our misguided atheist morals down their throats. Excellent idea, pal! How about you start first?


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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 04:39 PM

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The Bible is much larger than just Matthew 7:1. Also we do not mind being judged as we are free of sin.

Why we must judge you to save your soul:
  • Leviticus 19:15 "In righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour."
  • John 7:24 "Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment."
  • 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 "I charge thee therefore before God, and the Lord Jesus Christ, who shall judge the quick and the dead at his appearing and his kingdom; Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine."
We are sin free:
  • 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
  • Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
  • 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."
I have some questions about these quotations, so that I can truly understand the spirit with which they're seen.

Leviticus 19:15:

The full quotation reads (and I must quote the full, and read the preceding and following so I understand the context with which the quotation is used... we all know how some people bend words to their own ends):

Ye shall do no unrighteousness in judgment: thou shalt not respect the person of the poor, nor honor the person of the mighty: but in righteousness shalt thou judge thy neighbour.

The emphasis, in my eyes, seems to be on "in righteousness, shalt thou". That judging is to be done is without question, but judging must be made in righteousness, and this judgement must also "do no unrighteousness".

Have I misinterpreted?

John 7:24

Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.

To me this firstly states to not judge by what something initially appears to be, but when judging we must give proper judgment. Like not being misled by appearances, yes?

and 2nd Timothy 4:1-2 is about spreading the word of Jesus, yes?

1st John 4:7 states that walking in the light means we have been cleansed of sin, but 1st John 4:8 says: If we say that we have no sin, we deceive ourselves, and the truth is not in us. I must admit I am confused about this part. I do not understand it. What does it mean?

I am probably wrong about Revelations 1:5 being more a description of what Jesus has done, moreso than a statement about whether or not we are currently free from sin. What is the right way to see it?

1st John 3:9 says: Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.

Is the distinction made by action? 1st John 3:2 begins with: Beloved, now are we the sons of God... Does this mean we are all, intially, born of God? Or are we sometimes born of the devil and are bound to commit sin?

Thank you for your consideration.
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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 04:52 PM

From the Urban Black Dictionary itself:

Urban:
1. marketing term used to hide the fact they are focusing on a racial group
2. black people or other minority

Alternate definition:

1. Urban means relating to or concerned with a city or densely populated area, The term is exploited by corporations such as MTV to refer to black music/culture, without mentioning race.

Now whow as upset that we equated "urban" with "of the negroid culture?"


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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 07:38 PM

Just don't go to that site if you don't like it.

From the Urban Dictionary:

1. bible

An ancient novel full of murder, corruption, homosexuality, bestiality, incest and cruelty. It is often read to children on Sunday.

3. Bible
Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls Eve, telling her " Apple or GTFO"(cuz she was already showing boobies). She chooses the former and then her and her screw buddy Adam get b& from Eden for being trollbait. Then a lot of seriously nasty incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really).

Then later, God gets uber mad about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the jews, so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jews can run through, closing it behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis; God Lol'd.

Some other less important stuff happens, mostly composed of a bunch of gays writing emo poetry about god for him to fap to.

New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later Jesus is born. For his 13th birthday God gave Jesus more cheat codes than he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life, and some CP.

Later, Jesus became a hard core ska punk and trolled the old school jews hard. They got super mad and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nails. They forgot he had god mode turned on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server, and laughed at the Jews.

After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this gay Paul wrote an buttload of stuff about sex being evil


Ban me if you like. I made this account just to post this one item. Being the son of a baptist preacher, and having attended church all my life so far and being a believer, this isn't far from the truth.

If you get sucked into the 'safe bubble', you'll never know what's out in the world. Wasn't it Jesus who traveled the world meeting lepers and low-lifes? It's sad to see the narrow-mindedness of some believers. You ignore the parts of the bible you just don't want to believe in. Why don't you try actually reading it instead of quoting the most popular parts of it?
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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 07:46 PM

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I have viewed this truly vicious website and it has honestly made me question my religion, sexuality, and political views. After looking up various terms such as: gay sex, democrats, and satanology, I have given into peer pressure. I must urge all of you to try this life style. As Matthew 19:19 say, Love thy neighbor as yourself! So take your pants off, find a guy, and just start making out with him! It's what Jesus would truly want you to do on his birthday!
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I have viewed this truly vicious website and it has honestly made me question my religion, sexuality, and political views. After looking up various terms such as: gay sex, democrats, and satanology, I have given into peer pressure. I must urge all of you to try this life style. As Matthew 19:19 say, Love thy neighbor as yourself! So take your pants off, find a guy, and just start making out with him! It's what Jesus would truly want you to do on his birthday!
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Default Re: URBAN DICTIONARY: Manual for sex, drugs and anarchism! - 12-24-2010, 07:52 PM

First off.

Allow me to say the bible is nothing more than a big book of toilet paper...actually scratch that, I wouldn't even wipe my a$$ with that pile hypocritical christian bull$hit.

Secondly, I love how you display the American flag but seem to conveniently forget American rights (like freedom of speech, which I'm about to demonstrate) and attack others for embracing their American rights you D I C K headed a$$holes.

I think you're mainly upset because you no longer have a place in this world. Christianity is a joke at this point. Even the gays make fun of you which is awesome, especially after all the hatred you exhibit towards them which is ironic since it's guaranteed that some of the main users on this garbage forum are butt pluggers or pu$$y divers. Come on stop hiding from who you really are! Embrace your sexuality and tell everyone how much you enjoy a mouth full of c0ck with cream filling. There is nothing wrong with it at all.

Speaking of hypocrites, some of you super christians are the worse. Telling the world how you hate fagg0ts and being gay is a disease. Then you go home and rape little kids...yea I'm sure "hey-zeus" is all about feeling up a school boy's a$$. Cranky Old Man knows what I mean...he looks like he knows his way around child molestation.

You piece of $hit extremists are the worst, hell you're worse than the terrorists. I'd invite Osama over before I invited one of you ignorant $hit headed jesus c0ck riding losers.

It's a shame the taliban didn't go after you, Osama probably would have gotten a Noble peace prize.

So seriously, get over yourself. You're nothing but a joke to the civilized world. Just like Jesus the tree hugging hippy. All you're good for is laughing at.

And to the "negros" jacka$$...I hope you one day end up in prison so a "negro" and stick his big "negro" c0ck up your fat white a$$ you filthy white trash piece of $hit.

So any who, just my two cents. Expressing my opinion which I'm free to do. Hopefully some of you reading have a brain larger than a marble and won't waste your life waiting for some old geezer in the sky to embrace you into his house or whatever the hell it is. Seriously if you want to believe in an invisible old man, why not go with Santa? He promotes joy and happiness! And is much easier to believe in!

Althought I do hope Jesus or "hey-zeus" comes back soon....my lawn hasn't been cut in weeks!

Later Jesus freaks...keep on being ignorant F U C K T A R D S


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