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Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
11-15-2017, 03:56 AM
Austria, a continental island near the Ice Wall at the Earth's edge (Isaiah 11:12) recently lauched a postal campaign to legalize sodomistic marriages (Romans 1:26). The campaign that the expected result, as Jesus has stated numerous times how only a tiny minority of the World's population follows His footsteps in righteousness (Matthew 7:14).
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A solid majority of Australians voted in favor of same-sex marriage in a historic survey that, while not binding, paves the way for Parliament to legally recognize the unions of gay and lesbian couples.
Of 12.7 million Australians who took part in the government survey, 61.6 percent voted yes and 38.4 percent voted no, officials announced on Wednesday morning. Participation was high, with 79.5 percent of voting-age Australians sending back their postal ballots.
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The reported figures are extremely interesting! Why would Jesus allow exactly 38.4% of the Austrians vote for sodomy, if it wasn't a warning in the form of a Bible verse? There is absolutely no conceivable reason why He would do that, and to all True Christians™ it is immediately crystal clear that this is a reference to the Book of Jeremiah. Let us examine it in detail:
Jeremiah 38:3-4
Thus saith the LORD, This city shall surely be given into the hand of the king of Babylon's army, which shall take it. Therefore the princes said unto the king, We beseech thee, let this man be put to death: for thus he weakeneth the hands of the men of war that remain in this city, and the hands of all the people, in speaking such words unto them: for this man seeketh not the welfare of this people, but the hurt.
An explanatory note the to Unsaved: Babylon clearly means the sodomistic swarm and the "man" is in this very case Satan who has entered the majority of the Tyrolean Austrians to allow this travesty of marriage to spread. Once again, these voters were not seeking the welfare of this people (the Tasmanian devils are apparently involved) but the hurt. The welfare that we are talking about is not welfare on Earth. Everyone knows that life over here is much nicer and more comfortable if the well-behaved and hard-working gay majority is allowed to marry. No, it is about Welfare in Heaven and it is that that is now impossible to the Austrian nation. Because Romans 1:28-29. Because Romans 2:1-2.
The Uluru-worshipers are slowly realizing this. A pandemonium of a tumult arose as the news were released in this Alpine nation.
Above, we can see the desperation and the brimstone smoke with countless casualties. What about the other figures? The 79.5% Turnout?
Psalms 79:4-5
We are become a reproach to our neighbours, a scorn and derision to them that are round about us. How long, LORD? wilt thou be angry for ever? shall thy jealousy burn like fire?
Could Jesus be any more direct in His warning? I rest my case.
Yours in Christ,
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2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
11-15-2017, 10:31 AM
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Above, we can see the desperation and the brimstone smokewith countless casualties. What about the other figures? The 79.5% Turnout?
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If it weren’t for the slight glimpse of modern high-rise construction in the upper-right corner of that picture, it looks strikingly similar to an angry ancient Roman mob looking for Christians to persecute.
Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
11-15-2017, 11:15 AM
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If it weren’t for the slight glimpse of modern high-rise construction in the upper-right corner of that picture, it looks strikingly similar to an angry ancient Roman mob looking for Christians to persecute.
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Indeed, Brother! And isn't the statue in the background unmistakably a statue of Vladimir Lenin?! While communism came to its bitter and well-deserved end in Putin's Godly Russia, it now thrives in the Oceanic country of the Austrians! Such an alluring idea, the Soviet-Socialist path, and such a deleterious one!
Proverbs 14:12
There is a way which seemeth right unto a man, but the end thereof are the ways of death.
Yours in Christ,
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
11-15-2017, 11:46 AM
Clouds of marihuana smoke billow over tie-dye hairstyles? Just another day in their prison island.
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
11-15-2017, 01:55 PM
Now that yet another country is set to ban heterosexuality, we should set up refugee camps. President Trump's extreme vetting should prioritize people fleeting heterophobic persecution. Also, it will be nice to have immigrants who don't speak Asian or Hispanic or worship the mooselimb moon demon.
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
11-16-2017, 03:35 AM
What does gay marriage supporters and rapists have in common?
They won't take "no" for an answer.
What is the difference?
The rapist leaves after.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
04-06-2018, 01:32 AM
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Now that yet another country is set to ban heterosexuality, we should set up refugee camps. President Trump's extreme vetting should prioritize people fleeting heterophobic persecution. Also, it will be nice to have immigrants who don't speak Asian or Hispanic or worship the mooselimb moon demon.
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Why do you think that when homosexuality is legalized heterosexuality will be made illegal? The two can coexist. There's no reason to be so afraid to set up refugee camps for a problem that doesn't exist and probably wont ever rather then set u refugee camps for actual refugees. Also, Asian and Hispanic aren't languages.
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
04-06-2018, 06:45 PM
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Why do you think that when homosexuality is legalized heterosexuality will be made illegal? The two can coexist. There's no reason to be so afraid to set up refugee camps for a problem that doesn't exist and probably wont ever rather then set u refugee camps for actual refugees. Also, Asian and Hispanic aren't languages.
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How can there be co existence when there is only one way (straight)?
The ONLY reason for people to do it gaywise is to spit in the very crying face of Jesus
That is why the homersexualist is constantly hopped up on hard core Drugs like the cannabises and the magical mushroom: anal sex is excruciating painful (I assume) and the only way a predatory homer can force himself on another is to dope them up to the eyeballs as he has his way with his victim’s face and mouth
Do you really want these people near this nation’s clean limbed, glabrous young youths?
Shame on you!
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."
Romans 1:26-27 "For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature: And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet
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1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.
Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.
Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
04-06-2018, 07:26 PM
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Why do you think that when homosexuality is legalized heterosexuality will be made illegal? The two can coexist. There's no reason to be so afraid to set up refugee camps for a problem that doesn't exist and probably wont ever rather then set u refugee camps for actual refugees. Also, Asian and Hispanic aren't languages.
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Oh, I beg to differ! Just travel a few miles to the south of our border and you'll find thousands of messicans speaking messican and other hispanic languages. I have it on good authority that the people of cuba speak cuban and many of them do it in Miami, which is a suburb of Havana.
I have a large longing for the people of unnatural affection; sometimes it consumes my mind constantly. If you only knew how much time I spend with homers, it would likely shock you. The ministries of Landover Baptist Church will gladly coexist with homers when they turn over their hearts to JESUS and stop being sodomites. I would welcome one of them into my home to break bread - or perhaps have a delightful mousse apres dejeuner. But not until I have solid evidence that they will be on their knees.
I pray for those of you who still fail to see the way homersekshuls are weaving dark threads into the tapestry of normal Americans.
Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”
Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man. Amen and Amen
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
04-11-2018, 12:04 AM
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Oh, I beg to differ! Just travel a few miles to the south of our border and you'll find thousands of messicans speaking messican and other hispanic languages. I have it on good authority that the people of cuba speak cuban and many of them do it in Miami, which is a suburb of Havana.
I have a large longing for the people of unnatural affection; sometimes it consumes my mind constantly. If you only knew how much time I spend with homers, it would likely shock you. The ministries of Landover Baptist Church will gladly coexist with homers when they turn over their hearts to JESUS and stop being sodomites. I would welcome one of them into my home to break bread - or perhaps have a delightful mousse apres dejeuner. But not until I have solid evidence that they will be on their knees.
I pray for those of you who still fail to see the way homersekshuls are weaving dark threads into the tapestry of normal Americans.
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Well I wasn't talking about how much you liked homosexuals or anything, but I guess it's sort of nice to accept gay people despite how much that goes against your beliefs. Also Mexican isn't a language, they speak Spanishin Mexico, as well as in Cuba.
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
04-11-2018, 12:56 AM
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Well I wasn't talking about how much you liked homosexuals or anything, but I guess it's sort of nice to accept gay people despite how much that goes against your beliefs.
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Of course, dear. We pray for all sorts of sinners. Even for the hellbound homosexuals.
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Also Mexican isn't a language, they speak Spanishin Mexico, as well as in Cuba.
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My guess is that you don't speak Spanish and therefore cannot compare and hear the differences between the way people speak in Madrid (I won't even start on all the heathen languages they speak in Spain...) and Mexico. And the thing the Cubans speak, that is just an atrocity - they eat all the final "s"! It's practically incomprehensible.
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Re: Austrians Go Down and Under: Sodomy Legalized in Australia! -
04-11-2018, 01:47 AM
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Well I wasn't talking about how much you liked homosexuals or anything, but I guess it's sort of nice to accept gay people despite how much that goes against your beliefs. Also Mexican isn't a language, they speak Spanishin Mexico, as well as in Cuba.
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I've only heard Mexicans speaking Mexican and Cubans speaking Cuban as well. I don't think the Chinese actually speak anything. I think they're just mimicking the sound of a pot being thrown down a metal staircase, but that's neither here nor there.
Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.
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