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Default Re: Hello - 09-13-2018, 08:54 PM

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I guess you are right. I am a good Methodist and follow the disciplines of John Wesley as I should.

SO I don't get that I am going to hell and true I don't understand what you mean by going to hell?

SO yes, what do you mean by Going to hell?
Wow. Just wow. Sister Joanna was right, and I was too much of an optimist, again. Well, dear Bishop, I will try to explain it to you slowly.

Do you have a King James Bible near you? Take it into your hands. (If you don't have a hard copy, you can go to www.kingjamesbibleonline.org ).

Now, look at the table of contents. In most printed Bibles, you should be able to have one that lists the books of the Bible in alphabetical order. Do you see the name "John Wesley" anywhere there? No? Well, here is your answer. John Wesley did not write a single book of the Bible, therefore he is not someone that should be followed if you want to be Saved.

Now, the Bible also offers us helpful descriptions of how Hell looks:

Matthew 13:50 - And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

2 Thessalonians 1:9 - Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

Revelation 20:15 - And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


So basically, "going to Hell" means "being punished in an everlasting lake of fire forever and ever."

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Default Re: Hello - 09-13-2018, 09:13 PM

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Wow. Just wow. Sister Joanna was right, and I was too much of an optimist, again. Well, dear Bishop, I will try to explain it to you slowly.

Do you have a King James Bible near you? Take it into your hands. (If you don't have a hard copy, you can go to www.kingjamesbibleonline.org ).

Now, look at the table of contents. In most printed Bibles, you should be able to have one that lists the books of the Bible in alphabetical order. Do you see the name "John Wesley" anywhere there? No? Well, here is your answer. John Wesley did not write a single book of the Bible, therefore he is not someone that should be followed if you want to be Saved.

Now, the Bible also offers us helpful descriptions of how Hell looks:

Matthew 13:50 - And shall cast them into the furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.

2 Thessalonians 1:9 - Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power;

Revelation 20:15 - And whosoever was not found written in the book of life was cast into the lake of fire.

Revelation 21:8 - But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.


So basically, "going to Hell" means "being punished in an everlasting lake of fire forever and ever."

Was this response helpful? I really hope so.

That Lake of Fire sounds terrible....sounds like it goes on forever. That is horrible. I dont want to go there.
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Default Re: Hello - 09-14-2018, 09:26 PM

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Hello to all,


I hope to enjoy good Christian fellowship among fellow believers in the chats that we enjoy here.


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Bishop Green,

Addressing your quote above, then how in the hell are you really going to have good Christian fellowship with you being an admitted HELL BOUND METHODIST?!

Are you aware of your Satanic Methodist beliefs? As just one of many ungodly aspects of your pagan faith, how embarrassing can you get when your church baptizes babies! Are you kidding?!

"But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.. (Hebrews 11:6 )

Listen up fool, the above passage is why Baptists only baptize adults! Whereas, your ungodly Methodist faith allows baptism of babies that DO NOT have the cognitive abilities to believe with actual faith in Jesus, and it is impossible for babies to please Jesus in this respect. Therefore, babies are going directly to Hell if they die before understanding Jesus under the aforementioned circumstances relative to the verse in question. Bishop Green, do you want to call Jesus' inspired word as LIES?

As I am sure many Landover Baptists will agree, do we really want a bunch of crying and diaper ridden babies in our glorious heaven smelling the place up? I for one, say NO! Thank you Jesus for giving us biblical axioms to keep infants out of Heaven, praise!



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Default Re: Hello - 09-15-2018, 06:55 AM

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Bishop Green,

Addressing your quote above, then how in the hell are you really going to have good Christian fellowship with you being an admitted HELL BOUND METHODIST?!

Are you aware of your Satanic Methodist beliefs? As just one of many ungodly aspects of your pagan faith, how embarrassing can you get when your church baptizes babies! Are you kidding?!

"But without faith it is impossible to please him: for he that cometh to God must believe that he is, and that he is a rewarder of them that diligently seek him.. (Hebrews 11:6 )

Listen up fool, the above passage is why Baptists only baptize adults! Whereas, your ungodly Methodist faith allows baptism of babies that DO NOT have the cognitive abilities to believe with actual faith in Jesus, and it is impossible for babies to please Jesus in this respect. Therefore, babies are going directly to Hell if they die before understanding Jesus under the aforementioned circumstances relative to the verse in question. Bishop Green, do you want to call Jesus' inspired word as LIES?

As I am sure many Landover Baptists will agree, do we really want a bunch of crying and diaper ridden babies in our glorious heaven smelling the place up? I for one, say NO! Thank you Jesus for giving us biblical axioms to keep infants out of Heaven, praise!



In the name of the hung Savior,

Brother D. Thomas


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Jesus Re: Hello - 09-15-2018, 04:21 PM

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That Lake of Fire sounds terrible....sounds like it goes on forever. That is horrible. I dont want to go there.
You are not really a bishop, are you?


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