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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-10-2010, 02:20 AM

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Have you ever looked at a picture or painting of a black Jesus and thought to yourself, “This just doesn’t feel right?” You ask yourself, “Is the painter joking? Is he making fun of Jesus?” The answer is yes, the artist is being sarcastic and that artist is surely burning in hell’s fire as I type this.

Jesus was white. Yes, He was born in the Middle East, but His father was not Middle Eastern, He was God. God is NOT Middle Eastern. When was the last time you saw a painting of God with a Turban wrapped around His head? Never? Exactly.

God is white. God has always been white. Every depiction, every description and every painting I have seen of God has been white. God impregnated Mary, NOT Joseph. Therefor, Jesus is white.

That is what drew people to Him in the first place. A white skinned man in the Middle East 2000 years ago was surely a miracle and Jesus was and is a miracle worker.

Now look at Heaven. Heaven is mostly made of feathery white clouds with rays of light shooting through them, which according to most Christians I know, would make the inhabitants white.

Also, white is amazingly proficient at reflecting light, which is very important when living in Heaven because it’s much closer to the sun than living on the Earth. This white skin prevents you from getting cancer in Heaven and I’m sure stops many other diseases in their tracks.

So, next time you start babbling on about how, “Jesus was Middle Eastern and couldn’t have been white”, save yourself the embarrassment and look at the Facts!

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Have you seen jesus in person: NO
Have you seen a photo a real photo of Jesus: No
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God may not be white he may not be black. Also Jesus was a jew not a Muslim or a seik so he wouldnt wear a turban. Also if jesus had made his son white do you think he did it to spite him cause he would be compleltly sunburnt 100% of the time because his skin was not adapt to the climate (which is very hot). And why you think a picture of a black Jesus is wrong is because you have only seen jesus as white and or are racist. Also when people started painting Jesus they asumed that he would be white like them! Although this is not the case. For centurys there has been white supremasisim so therefore JESUS MUST HAVE BEEN WHITE! No obviously not because if he was he was the first white man them palastiniens have seen!
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-10-2010, 03:00 AM

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Have you seen jesus in person: NO
Have you seen a photo a real photo of Jesus: No
Have you seen god: No
God may not be white he may not be black. Also Jesus was a jew not a Muslim or a seik so he wouldnt wear a turban. Also if jesus had made his son white do you think he did it to spite him cause he would be compleltly sunburnt 100% of the time because his skin was not adapt to the climate (which is very hot). And why you think a picture of a black Jesus is wrong is because you have only seen jesus as white and or are racist. Also when people started painting Jesus they asumed that he would be white like them! Although this is not the case. For centurys there has been white supremasisim so therefore JESUS MUST HAVE BEEN WHITE! No obviously not because if he was he was the first white man them palastiniens have seen!
What on earth are you talking about, young lady? I can't understand your words at all. It looks like a bunch of jibberish to me. Did your husband give you permission to use the internet? Shouldn't you be doing housework?
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-10-2010, 05:21 AM

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God created Man in His own image (Genesis 1:27). However, I interpret this loosely, as Man has so much variation, particularly in color what with all these negros and such we have running around these days, that God could not have created Man precisely in His own image, but rather a loose template based on his general appearance. This can not include color. Because of this, the color of Man is no indication of the color of God. To determine that, we must use other logic.

God can only be one color, and the only color that makes sense for Him to be of is white. How could He be black? I refuse to accept that. Furthermore, the mother Mary must have been light-skinned as well, because a wise and all-knowing God would not have chosen a dark-skinned woman to impregnate. Having two light-skinned parents would generally cause a man to have light skin. Jesus had to have been white.
Actually the word image in hebrew, for this verse, the original translation of the lexicon means "thought", god created man the way he "thinks"... not his physical image....

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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-10-2010, 05:24 AM

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What on earth are you talking about, young lady? I can't understand your words at all. It looks like a bunch of jibberish to me. Did your husband give you permission to use the internet? Shouldn't you be doing housework?

lol... actually the first images of christ were depicted off statues of seripis... these did not start showing up until the 1300's...

if you know the bible old testament to new, then you know that jesus was a jewish rabbi that wore his hair like a jewish man, and you know that it is written in the scripture how the jewish men are to wear their hair...
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-10-2010, 05:57 AM

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lol... actually the first images of christ were depicted off statues of seripis... these did not start showing up until the 1300's...

if you know the bible old testament to new, then you know that jesus was a jewish rabbi that wore his hair like a jewish man, and you know that it is written in the scripture how the jewish men are to wear their hair...
Nonsense. Jesus was not a Jew.



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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-10-2010, 05:57 AM

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lol... actually the first images of christ were depicted off statues of seripis... these did not start showing up until the 1300's...

if you know the bible old testament to new, then you know that jesus was a jewish rabbi that wore his hair like a jewish man, and you know that it is written in the scripture how the jewish men are to wear their hair...
Jesus is NOT a damned joo!

And stop being so disrespectful. His name is Jesus, not "jesus."


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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-10-2010, 04:15 PM

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This is a bit confusing to me.

You say you know Jesus is white, because his father is white.

As far as I know, Jesus came from Hebrew decedents...and he was a Palestinian.
You don't no nothin! His daddy be named Joseph, now, tell me how many colored boys you know is named Joseph? Ain't no colored Joos far as I no, neither!


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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-10-2010, 07:47 PM

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You don't no nothin! His daddy be named Joseph, now, tell me how many colored boys you know is named Joseph? Ain't no colored Joos far as I no, neither!
Joseph is an English translation of the Hebrew word "Yosef" and also the Arabic work "Yusuf"

If I am wrong feel free to correct me...
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 01:53 PM

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Joseph is an English translation of the Hebrew word "Yosef" and also the Arabic work "Yusuf"

If I am wrong feel free to correct me...
Do you have scipture to back that up?
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 02:05 PM

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Joseph is an English translation of the Hebrew word "Yosef" and also the Arabic work "Yusuf"

If I am wrong feel free to correct me...
What do we care how the Jews and Arabs mess with the English language? My KJV Bible says it was JOSEPH and MARY, (not yusef and Miriam) that raised baby JESUS (not Yeshua)
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 02:10 PM

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Do you have scipture to back that up?
The old testament was originally written in Hebrew and the new testament was originally written in Greek.

I would say that if you don't belive me to go back to the original language and see for yourself.

Their was no English at the time of Jesus, I am merely showing you the origin of the English word 'Joseph'.

Feel free to correct me if I am wrong.

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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 02:21 PM

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The old testament was originally written in Hebrew and the new testament was originally written in Greek.

I would say that if you don't belive me to go back to the original language and see for yourself.

Their was no English at the time of Jesus, I am merely showing you the origin of the English word 'Joseph'.

Feel free to correct me if I am wrong.

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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 04:16 PM

Are you saying that God couldn't have spoken English? He's God! He can speak whatever language he wants to. The King James Bible is written in English, and, since the King James Bible is the Word of God, God's Words must be in English. Just because English hadn't been "invented" yet doesn't mean God couldn't "invent" it. (I hate using the word "invent" for a miracle of God. Sadly, it was the only one I could think of.) Please accept the fact that Jesus was obviously as white as George W. Bush and spoke the King's English!
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 04:40 PM

^If he invented it then why did nobody else know it? Hmmm?


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LittleMissV, were you there when Jesus created the Bible? Didn't think so. You don't need to be somewhere to know something's right. Try getting your daily dose of satisfaction through some other type of activity, jogging maybe.
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 07:45 PM

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LittleMissV, were you there when Jesus created the Bible?
You obviously were...


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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 10:15 PM

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How do you know, were you there?
No I wasn't there, and neither were you, instead we rely on religious texts to help guide is. And the Bible was originally Hebrew.

I am not telling you what to believe the fact is simple here, you can make what you want of it. Google "what was the Bible's original language" and speak to your priest or contact your Bible organisation.

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Are you saying that God couldn't have spoken English? He's God! He can speak whatever language he wants to. The King James Bible is written in English, and, since the King James Bible is the Word of God, God's Words must be in English. Just because English hadn't been "invented" yet doesn't mean God couldn't "invent" it. (I hate using the word "invent" for a miracle of God. Sadly, it was the only one I could think of.) Please accept the fact that Jesus was obviously as white as George W. Bush and spoke the King's English!
Please can you quote to me where I said that God couldn't of had spoken English please.

Listen mate you can believe whatever you want, the fact of the matter is as much as you would like to think Jesus spoke English...he didn't.

And there is no reason confusing the matter, sure if God wanted to you could speak whatever language he wants...but he spoke in Hebrew.


Now I know you may not believe me...so feel free to research about this matter as much as you like...and benefit from hidden knowledge


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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 10:36 PM

Jesus was born in Asia.
He was not white. Come on!
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Simon says..... "fail"!

Looks pretty white to me!


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Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 11:31 PM

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Listen mate you can believe whatever you want, the fact of the matter is as much as you would like to think Jesus spoke English...he didn't.
Again, my King James Bible is written in English, and it is the Authoritative Word of God. Not only that, when I speak to Jesus through Prayer, I speak in English, and I know that God hears me and answers me in English. If Jesus spoke Hebrew, how would I hear Him through Prayer?
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Default Re: Proof that Jesus is WHITE! - 01-11-2010, 11:31 PM

Jesus probably had a skin color closer to this:
[satanic image depicting Jesus as a wetback deleted]
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