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Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to wife. -
11-07-2010, 10:32 PM
The Bible is of course very clear on these things. Women should be silent and serve their husbands. 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "... to be in silence." Genesis 3:16 "... he shall rule over thee."
Unfortunately in 2010 most people are ignoring God's very clear instructions. They are allowing women to vote, drive, talk and even have jobs. What they fail to understand is that God had very good reasons for his clear instructions. After all He created women, so He is clearly the biggest expert on the matter!
But for those of you who are still not convinced, allow me to prove to you once and for all why God is right and why women should not work. I have collected various pictures of what happens when women do jobs that only men should be allowed to do.
If you are a women, you will probably not get what is wrong in all these pictures. Just ask your father or husband to slowly explain it to you.
Women in electronics:
Women in interior design:
Women in advertising:
Women designing their own menstra hut:
Women designing buildings:
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 10:50 PM
Amen Brother. Can you imagine if one where to become President of these United States?
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 10:53 PM
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Amen Brother. Can you imagine if one where to become President of these United States?
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Then why do you fund this?
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:01 PM
Amen, Brother.
A woman's place is in the home. To paraphrase the saying "bring home the bacon": men bring home the bacon, women cook the bacon. Someone has to take care of the home and God intended for women to do it. God has clearly defined the roles of men and women in the KJV 1611 Bible but sadly most of this world choose to ignore this.
Most women just aren't smart enough to be allowed out of the home that often, especially by themselves. Some women, like most of the wonderful ladies on this Godly board, are smart enough to be allowed limited time out of the home as long as they have their father's/husband's permission and what they are doing is for the Lord. Personally, one of the few reasons I allow my wife out of the house is to attend church on Sundays. She understands this is for her protections and own good as she understands her place in life.
I'm sure the unsaved trash here will flame me for this as the devil has deluded them into thinking men and women are equal even though common sense and the Bible clearly state otherwise.
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:05 PM
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Then why do you fund this?
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Ahem! That is not "work", it is "the Work of the Lord" which is open to all.
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11-07-2010, 11:05 PM
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Then why do you fund this?
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I do not support that female, nor have I had any sexual relations with her . You dont have any proof
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:07 PM
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Women should be silent and serve their husbands.
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Calling you a sexist pig would be an understatement! Women can do everything a men can, usually even better!
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:13 PM
What if a woman's husband told her to get a job outside the home? Would she still go to hell if she was following her husband's commands?
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:14 PM
Amen! Here is an example of what happens when you let a woman accidentally loose in the workplace:
Sign printers: ( My guess is that she was trying to "think")
Of course, we know about driving:
Even working at Walmart is a disaster for the flighty female mind:
Women: Why recipies were invented.
This is exactly why Mrs LHM has printed instructions for pretty much everything there is to do around the home. One time she somehow lost the instructions for the toilet, and let me tell you, it was a heck of a mess to clean up. (Fortuantely she had instructions).
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:15 PM
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What if a woman's husband told her to get a job outside the home? Would she still go to hell if she was following her husband's commands?
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No True Christian™ man would ever do such a thing.
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To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:24 PM
There is not one woman in history of this earth who became rich or famous because of her work, they all just gave their body for sex. Only bitches win in buisness.
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:29 PM
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I do not support that female,
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Not sounding convincing James.
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nor have I had any sexual relations with her
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Define "sexual relations"
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You are not the only one with friends that find things out James....
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:30 PM
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No True Christian™ man would ever do such a thing.
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What about secretaries? And nurses?
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11-07-2010, 11:32 PM
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There is not one woman in history of this earth who became rich or famous because of her work, they all just gave their body for sex. Only bitches win in buisness.
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This is a sex object?
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:33 PM
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What about secretaries? And nurses?
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Those are not real jobs.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-07-2010, 11:38 PM
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Those are not real jobs.
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They get paid for it and work gets done.
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-08-2010, 12:50 AM
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They get paid for it and work gets done.
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So do whores
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-08-2010, 12:57 AM
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So do whores
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A profession that is often called the worlds oldest. So while it is one that many would disapprove of it is still a job of work.
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-08-2010, 01:03 AM
Please forgive me for posting here sirs, but I honestly don't understand what is wrong with those pictures. I would appreciate it if a True Christian™ man could private message me a detailed explanation, so I don't find myself looking in here again.
Now, I'll just show myself out...
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Re: Why WOMEN Should Never Work! With pictures to explain it to w -
11-08-2010, 01:08 AM
I find it proof in itself that women are unable to decipher the simple instructions of the lord as eve was unable to and tried to find loopholes around the lord. Just as it was forbidden to eat the forbidden fruit it is forbidden to work outside of the home. How hard is that to understand? There aren't loopholes in God's word ever. Period
Deuteronomy 6:5
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