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Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58 Christ's Guardian
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The person under me: (True or false) -
04-29-2009, 07:31 PM
This is another participation thread. You post a condition and the next person to post either agrees or not.
The person under me is procrastinating right now:
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May you be a blessing to every life you touch.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
04-29-2009, 07:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
The person under me is procrastinating right now:
(T/F)
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False
The person under me is having blasphemous thoughts.
(T/F)
A baby is a human being, not a stem cell!
Psalm 139:19-20
Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
04-29-2009, 07:43 PM
The two people above me are going to Hell if they don't stop playing games and don't start preaching!!!!@
Matthew:
5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
04-29-2009, 07:45 PM
Oh, Eliot, you can't preach 24 hours a day.
The person below me spends too much time thinking about recycling:
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Predestinated Servant of Jesus Christ by the Will of God True Christian™ Theologian
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
04-29-2009, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Nobar King
Oh, Eliot, you can't preach 24 hours a day.
The person below me spends too much time thinking about recycling:
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As if I was some kind of dirty hippie?!? No way.
The person below me loves Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior with all of their heart, soul and mind:
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I loved Newt before Newt was invincible
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
04-29-2009, 08:10 PM
True.
The person under me abstains from making love with his wife/her husband during that time of the month (or would if married).
(T/hellbound)
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Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah You kids get off his lawn!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
12-09-2010, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by PetitionLady
The person below me bought a KJV Bible Trivia book yesterday and waited in a long line to do so.
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False, all you need is already in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
The person below me looks forward to burning down some Christmas trees.
Freedom means voting for Donald Trump!
To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
12-09-2010, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
False, all you need is already in the KJV1611 Holy Bible.
The person below me looks forward to burning down some Christmas trees.
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I'm going to have to say that is false. The person below me is one of the Mighty Bruisers. http://www.landoverbaptist.org/bruise.html
Revelation 13:1-2 "1 And I stood upon the sand of the sea, and saw a beast rise up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns, and upon his horns ten crowns, and upon his heads the name of blasphemy. 2 And the beast which I saw was like unto a leopard, and his feet were as the feet of a bear, and his mouth as the mouth of a lion: and the dragon gave him his power, and his seat, and great authority."
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
12-09-2010, 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Christina Nickson
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False.
The person under me had lunch at Pizza Hut today with friends.
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Hates Obama. Really Hates Obama. Actually, REALLY REALLY REALLY Hates Obama.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
12-09-2010, 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Zen Spyder
False.
The person under me had lunch at Pizza Hut today with friends.
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False.
When Jesus drove demons from people, the demons proclaimed that Jesus was God's Son.
But whosoever shall deny me before men,
him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven.
~Matt. 10:33
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Theme song in hell: "I Did it My Way"
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
12-10-2010, 12:24 AM
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Originally Posted by PetitionLady
False.
When Jesus drove demons from people, the demons proclaimed that Jesus was God's Son.
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Were you asking if the person unde you believes that, or are you just making a random statement?
I'll assume and just say false...
The person under me is about to change the bulb in the porchlight.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
03-24-2011, 02:29 AM
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
03-24-2011, 02:43 AM
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False, I'm on my church provided laptop.
The person below me accidentally hit submit before typing anything.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
03-24-2011, 02:47 AM
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False, I'm on my church provided laptop.
The person below me accidentally hit submit before typing anything.
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Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
03-24-2011, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
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Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
03-24-2011, 03:45 AM
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Originally Posted by Rev. M. Rodimer
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
04-11-2011, 08:19 PM
Um, no.
The person under me has seen Heaven.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
04-11-2011, 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Born Again Bob
Um, no.
The person under me has seen Heaven.
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No. But would very very very like see it. Really.
Person under me would like to show me Heaven if they were abled.
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
04-11-2011, 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by María Gálvez-Villalobos
No. But would very very very like see it. Really.
Person under me would like to show me Heaven if they were abled.
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I would love to Mari!
The person under me wants to repent their sins.
Proverbs 14:1
Every wise woman buildeth her house: but the foolish plucketh it down with her hands.
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Re: The person under me: (True or false) -
04-11-2011, 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Pure_Angel
I would love to Mari!
The person under me wants to repent their sins.
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True. I have very hot tmeperament once every month but I AM stil virgin so there is hope for me perhap.
I wanna repent the breaking plates in ex-fiancé's head but he was deserve it, but I repent for Jesus.
Person under of me is happy today and will explain why!
Ex JW and quiet, shy, timid girl who wants to be a True Cristian Lady.
My favorite verse from the Bible is:
- A true WITNESSE deliuereth soules: but a deceitfull WITNESSE speaketh lyes.
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