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Default Fecal bacteriotherapy: Spreading the gay. - 11-13-2014, 05:28 PM

Friends, it has come to my attention that there is a new craze in so called secular medicine.

Fecal bacteriotherapy

This crack pot idea argues that people will feel better if you have somebody's rectal effluence put into your stomach!

I can think of nothing else more disturbing. Every True Christian™ is intimately aware that anal secretions are a punishment for the enemies of the Lord.

Malachi 2:2-3 If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the Lord of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.

And yet the very doctors who take the Hippopotamus oath to 'do no harm' are mandating that this practice is mandatory for good health?

Think about it brothers and women: these know it all are trying to usurp God's role as the arbiter of excremental punishment and repackage it as 'healthy'.

How long do we wait until Obama mandate's this practice as a mandatory practice?

And who is behind this worrying trend? Who benefits from this unGodly practice?

That's right: Lesbians

With the gradual encroachment of the gaywise agenda on this great Nation how long before these mandatory infusions of bodily waste are delivered by a penile deliver system?

That's right: a PENILE delivery system. How long before there are lines of people, staring downcast at the floor as they shuffles forwards in fascist lock step towards drooling perverts (no doubt kept hard by the rape (anal) of glassy eyed, chemically coshed young youth) just waiting to force feed there members in the oral orifices of the cowed populace.

And who oversees this perverse practice?

That's right: lady lesbeans. What better way to turn young, naive, clean limbed young youths gay than being forced to imbibe human waste via an oral infusion of tainted mansteel?

And once the majority of soft skinned, blue eyed young youths with barely the softest wisps of downy hair on their supple young cheeks is inculcated into oral anality the simple minded females with have no option but to chose to become lady lesbeans.

You see lesbeans (also called witches) have no way to reproduce so the only way they can keep their species alive is to trick normal women into deciding to be gay . Women are by nature docile and will readily for the lead of a stronger character. And there are few things in nature that are physically stronger or more robust than a lesbean. Studies have shown that bulldykes are 3 to four times stronger than an average man (and nearly six times stronger than a homersexual). This is the reason queers are often found with lezzers: they fear the righteous retributed form devout Christian males and even a truck load of good ol' boys will think twice about going toe to toe with even one lesbian.

The image of my youthful, clean limbed young Nephew being raped in the face and mouth by an unsanitary penile length makes my heart race and my blood boil

I fear for a country where the Commander in Chief mandates these mandatory practices: yet another assault by the haters of Jesus and this great Nation.


1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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Default Re: Fecal Transplant: Spreading the gay. - 11-13-2014, 09:14 PM

This is most troubling, Doctor! This causes me to shake in my flesh, even as I know my spirit is safe. I don't, however, know if the spirit of my children are safe, as you can never tell until the very last moment of life if their conversion and spiritual rebirth was authentic or just felt that way. I cannot even imagine one of my dear daughters being brainwashed to stop shaving under their arms, to start wearing pants because they show exactly where her lady-bits are, to enjoy "Orange is the New Black"! I shudder to think one of my sons will become the willing dupe of Bulldykes For Obama's New World Order!

O Come Lord Jesus!


Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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I'm not sure that I completely understand what's going on with this "fecal transplant" business, but I am VERY SURE that I do not want anyone inserting fecal matter in my posterior, thank you very much.

When you're on an intense bulking routine, it's often hard enough just to get the natural flow going the other way without a bunch of queer doctors ramming poop up in there.


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Default Re: Fecal Transplant: Spreading the gay. - 11-13-2014, 11:22 PM

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I'm not sure that I completely understand what's going on with this "fecal transplant" business, but I am VERY SURE that I do not want anyone inserting fecal matter in my posterior, thank you very much.

When you're on an intense bulking routine, it's often hard enough just to get the natural flow going the other way without a bunch of queer doctors ramming poop up in there.
It is worse than you apprehend, young man. The excrement is not administered anally (in and of it's self a terrifying thing) but orally .

This is the depths this once great Nation under God has fallen to.

YIC


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Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.
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It is worse than you apprehend, young man. The excrement is not administered anally (in and of it's self a terrifying thing) but orally .

This is the depths this once great Nation under God has fallen to.

YIC
Well, it was only a matter of time, I guess. It's one of the last perversions that hasn't been fully spelunked in modern culture: Munching on turds.

"Some human coprophiles engage in coprophagia as a sexual fetish. Until 1995, the only documented cases of coprophagia in humans were those with schizophrenia or other mental illness, but it has now been shown to occur among relatively mentally healthy individuals."

Deviant sexual practices of the certifiably insane are now mainstream medicine. God help us all.


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