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Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-28-2017, 02:55 AM
Hi Brothers and Sisters in Christ.
We all know that God has chosen Donald. We all know that God has written the Bible.
So I was wondering if there is any Bible verse that can be read as supporting Donald Trump. Other than the famous "Trump of God".
Guess what: I have found that EVERY verse in the Bible supports Donald.
So I thought: what if we start a game, when one posts a Bible verse and the following poster explains how this verse supports Donald?
For example, one posts:
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Leviticus 26:3-4
If ye walk in my statutes, and keep my commandments, and do them;
Then I will give you rain in due season, and the land shall yield her increase, and the trees of the field shall yield their fruit.
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And the next poster explains that God, like Donald, thinks the most important thing to do is to praise how good our leaders are and follow their rules; that is the path to success.
Ok?
So my next verse is:
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Joel 2:32
And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the LORD shall be delivered: for in mount Zion and in Jerusalem shall be deliverance, as the LORD hath said, and in the remnant whom the LORD shall call.
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1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-28-2017, 03:10 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
Joel 2:32
And it shall come to pass, that whosoever shall call on the name of the LORD shall be delivered: for in mount Zion and in Jerusalem shall be deliverance, as the LORD hath said, and in the remnant whom the LORD shall call.
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This verse is surprisingly, not about dueling banjos. Nope. It means that we called on the name of the Lord, and we were rewarded with Donald.
Genesis 12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-28-2017, 03:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Farmer
This verse is surprisingly, not about dueling banjos. Nope. It means that we called on the name of the Lord, and we were rewarded with Donald.
Genesis 12:2 And I will make of thee a great nation, and I will bless thee, and make thy name great; and thou shalt be a blessing
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Of course! Our Great Leader WILL MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!
God Bless America and no one else!!
1 Kings 1:46 And also Solomon sitteth on the throne of the kingdom.
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-28-2017, 08:37 AM
The wisdom of Donald Trump is similar to the wisdom of Solomon. Both have helped their people through dark times. I am proud that, for the last 10 years, "The Art of the Deal" has sat beside my KJV Bible in my little library nook. Trump and Solomon had many other things in common apart from wisdom. Wealth, multiple wives (including foreign) and concubines. Still God has looked kindly on both of them.
Here's my contribution from Scripture.
Therefore he said unto Judah, Let us build these cities, and make about them walls, and towers, gates, and bars, while the land is yet before us; because we have sought the LORD our God, we have sought him, and he hath given us rest on every side. So they built and prospered.
2 Chronicles 14:7
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Another brick in Donald´s wall - A.K.A "The Gonz" True Christian™
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-31-2017, 03:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil Ander
The wisdom of Donald Trump is similar to the wisdom of Solomon. Both have helped their people through dark times. I am proud that, for the last 10 years, "The Art of the Deal" has sat beside my KJV Bible in my little library nook. Trump and Solomon had many other things in common apart from wisdom. Wealth, multiple wives (including foreign) and concubines. Still God has looked kindly on both of them.
Here's my contribution from Scripture.
Therefore he said unto Judah, Let us build these cities, and make about them walls, and towers, gates, and bars, while the land is yet before us; because we have sought the LORD our God, we have sought him, and he hath given us rest on every side. So they built and prospered.
2 Chronicles 14:7
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Of course this scripture is about the Wall Donald is going to build for the humanity.
Next verse:
John 4:10
Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.
1 Thessalonians 4:16 For the Lord himself shall descend from heaven with a shout, with the voice of the archangel, and with the TRUMP of God: and the dead in Christ shall rise first.
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-31-2017, 03:23 AM
I do not believe that that the word of Jah supports the presidency of President Donald Trump. In fact I believe that President Donald Trump is the great deceiver. He is a rich old white man and he says he is for the people but that is a lie because he is an old white man and he is for the old white men. Also he is the first Democrat to be elected President as a Republican. There is something wrong about that. He should have let Hillary have her turn and then been president later as a Democrat because then he would be for the people.
All this anger and bad feelings comes from President Donald Trump leaving the Democrats and taking his money with him and then running as a Republican when he is really a Democrat. In my party which is the Democrats leaving to become a Republican is as bad as a Black man being a Republican. We have a whole list of them for the day it becomes necessary to round them all up.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-31-2017, 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
Of course this scripture is about the Wall Donald is going to build for the humanity.
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Much more than this, Brother Gonzalez. It is Godly endorsement of TRUMP tower, TRUMP gated communities in the TRUMP International golf course in Dubai and all the late night bars at the golf clubs, casinos and other development that TRUMP has turned his large golden hands to.
Phil
58 If thou wilt not observe to do all the words of this law that are written in this book, that thou mayest fear this glorious and fearful name, THE LORD THY GOD; 59 Then the LORD will make thy plagues wonderful, and the plagues of thy seed, even great plagues, and of long continuance, and sore sicknesses, and of long continuance. 60 Moreover he will bring upon thee all the diseases of Egypt, which thou wast afraid of; and they shall cleave unto thee. 61 Also every sickness, and every plague, which is not written in the book of this law, them will the LORD bring k upon thee, until thou be destroyed.
Deuteronomy 28: 58- 61
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-31-2017, 08:00 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
I do not believe that that the word of Jah supports the presidency of President Donald Trump. In fact I believe that President Donald Trump is the great deceiver. He is a rich old white man and he says he is for the people but that is a lie because he is an old white man and he is for the old white men. Also he is the first Democrat to be elected President as a Republican. There is something wrong about that. He should have let Hillary have her turn and then been president later as a Democrat because then he would be for the people.
All this anger and bad feelings comes from President Donald Trump leaving the Democrats and taking his money with him and then running as a Republican when he is really a Democrat. In my party which is the Democrats leaving to become a Republican is as bad as a Black man being a Republican. We have a whole list of them for the day it becomes necessary to round them all up.
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Hello Trevor,
What strikes me here is that you are probably worried that the ban will be extended to ten generations of your family, which probably originates in Somalia. Why not beat the rush and go home now. You could even hijack a supertanker and sail it home if you can't catch a plane.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-31-2017, 04:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Hello Trevor,
What strikes me here is that you are probably worried that the ban will be extended to ten generations of your family, which probably originates in Somalia. Why not beat the rush and go home now. You could even hijack a supertanker and sail it home if you can't catch a plane.
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Old pirates they rob I down to the merchant ships and brought my fathers to America to slave for the white man. They took us to Jamaica to grow sugar for the white man to sweeten the oatmeal and make rum. We were princes and kings in Africa which is our true home. The freed Black slaves of Babylon are waiting for our just reparation payments so that we can return to Africa and rule there as kings again. Eventually the Americans will tire of working all the time and making filthy money and turn their attention again to which bathroom can be used by transvestites. On that day the Democrats who are for the people will be in office again and we will have our just payments.
There is no need to hijack tankers or jet airplanes. Until the day that we receive our just reparations we will continue to corrupt the white youth with crack and we will continue shoplifting and burglary as well. These are our specialties and this is the age of specialization. When we are paid what is owed we will return in triumph to our homeland.
We have a special discount for white people who want to discharge their obligation earlier. If you are interested let me know and we can set up an easy payment plan.
Sing unto God, sing praises to his name: Extol him that rideth upon the heavens By his name JAH, and rejoice before him.-Psalms 68:4
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-31-2017, 06:14 PM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
I do not believe that that the word of Jah supports the presidency of President Donald Trump. In fact I believe that President Donald Trump is the great deceiver. He is a rich old white man and he says he is for the people but that is a lie because he is an old white man and he is for the old white men. Also he is the first Democrat to be elected President as a Republican. There is something wrong about that. He should have let Hillary have her turn and then been president later as a Democrat because then he would be for the people.
All this anger and bad feelings comes from President Donald Trump leaving the Democrats and taking his money with him and then running as a Republican when he is really a Democrat. In my party which is the Democrats leaving to become a Republican is as bad as a Black man being a Republican. We have a whole list of them for the day it becomes necessary to round them all up.
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Have you seen the picture I have sent you?
"When thou goest out to battle against thine enemies, and seest horses, and chariots, and a people more than thou, be not afraid of them: for the LORD thy God is with thee, which brought thee up out of the land of Egypt." - Deuteronomy 20:1
I like this one. If change "the LORD thy God" to the spirit of Juche and "the land of Egypt" to Japanese imperialism, then it can be used to metaphor Korea's struggle against the Western powers.
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
02-01-2017, 02:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Brother Gonzalez
Of course this scripture is about the Wall Donald is going to build for the humanity.
Next verse:
John 4:10
Jesus answered and said unto her, If thou knewest the gift of God, and who it is that saith to thee, Give me to drink; thou wouldest have asked of him, and he would have given thee living water.
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I'm sure Trump can emit the living water just like Jesus. The whole country is going to drink it for the next 8 years.
Next up, I was randomly directed by God to this uplifting verse:
Nahum 1:2 God is jealous, and the Lord revengeth; the Lord revengeth, and is furious; the Lord will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
02-01-2017, 05:58 AM
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Originally Posted by I Man Rastafari
When we are paid what is owed we will return in triumph to our homeland.
We have a special discount for white people who want to discharge their obligation earlier. If you are interested let me know and we can set up an easy payment plan.
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Trevor,
You can actually repay us for our hospitality for the past couple of hundred years. We shall of course allow you to work it of in a traditional industry.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
02-01-2017, 12:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Thomas Taylor
Trevor,
You can actually repay us for our hospitality for the past couple of hundred years. We shall of course allow you to work it of in a traditional industry.
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Um, how does that relate to Nahum 1:2?
(desperately trying to steer this topic back on subject)
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
02-01-2017, 01:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Um, how does that relate to Nahum 1:2?
(desperately trying to steer this topic back on subject)
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It doesn't but it does relate to:
Psalms 37:21
“The wicked borroweth, and payeth not again: but the righteous sheweth mercy, and giveth.”
From which we can see that even though we all know that we will never see our investment again we are still willing to give that ungrateful Jamaican scrounger a job with a roof over his head and a belly full of food.
This would relate to President Trump in that he has given those untrustworthy Syrians armored cars and knows that they will never pay him back.
Isaiah 66:15
For behold, the Lord wil come with fire, and with his charets like a whirlewinde, to render his anger with furie, and his rebuke with flames of fire.
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
02-01-2017, 01:38 PM
That's nice, but as explained in the OP, the rules of the game are:
1) explain how the previous person's verse relate to America's Best President;
2) put a new verse for the next person to explain.
I will assume, however, that what you wrote somehow relates to Nahum 1:2 (revenge on the Syrians, I suppose).
Psalm 37:21 relates to our Godly President Trump ( ) because he's a cheerful giver to the charity foundation that he owns. The first part of the verse has no relation whatsoever to Trump's history of bankruptcies and the fact that he hasn't been paying taxes for many years; that's what we call, a mere coincidence.
Next up, another completely random verse:
Numbers 22:30 And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
12-13-2017, 03:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Basilissa
Next up, another completely random verse:
Numbers 22:30 And the ass said unto Balaam, Am not I thine ass, upon which thou hast ridden ever since I was thine unto this day? was I ever wont to do so unto thee? and he said, Nay.
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I think it means that United States of America is an ass and Donald Trump is riding it and smacking it with a stick way too much? Nonetheless, the USA has not protested yet.
I have opened a Bible on a random page and this is what randomly came up:
1 Kings 11:3 And he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines: and his wives turned away his heart.
John 14:6 Jesus saith unto him, I am the way, the truth, and the life: no man cometh unto the Father, but by me.
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
12-13-2017, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Dolores de Barriga
I have opened a Bible on a random page and this is what randomly came up:
1 Kings 11:3 And he had seven hundred wives, princesses, and three hundred concubines: and his wives turned away his heart.
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You looked at the wrong verse.
Your finger was pointing at
1Ki:11: 2: Of the nations concerning which the LORD said unto the children of Israel, Ye shall not go in to them, neither shall they come in unto you: for surely they will turn away your heart after their gods.
If you need a clearer sign that the Travel Ban on Muslims is divinely inspired, let me know...
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Re: Random Bible verses and how they support Donald Trump -
01-11-2018, 09:25 PM
Thank you Pastor Bathfire. Since you have not posted another random Bible verse, here is one:
Psalm 38:5 My wounds stink and are corrupt because of my foolishness.
I must say I stumped, I have no idea how can this relate to our beloved President?
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