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Unhappy Movie monsters make kids comfortable with dirty body parts! - 05-01-2010, 10:13 PM

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I remember my first time in a changing room. The sultry smell of chlorine, the exitement of knowing I was going to learn how to swim....These first impressions would quickly be swept away when adults came in and started taking their clothes off.

Never before had I imagined how nightmarishly horrible the human body could be! So much hair, so many wrinkles, so veiny, with lumps and pimples and...The horror! I started crying, and ran to find my mother in the ladies change room. It was even worse! The fatty lumps, the stretch-marks, and just when I expected it least, MORE hair! And peeking out at me from those dark forests of evil, unspeakably slimey maws....

I was scared straight.(1) And when I say straight, I mean, missionary position, lights out, get it over with quickly straight. Christian straight. The human loins are shameful and disgusting, and sex is at best a necessary evil, as the Bible tells us:

I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn. - 1 Corinthians 7:8-9

Yet, the new generation doesn't seem to think like me. Not only do they enjoy looking at the unsightly parts of the body....Well, I won't even go there. But THEY do.

What is the difference between their generation and mine? Clearly they have been desensitized to the horrors of human anatomy. They can't ALL be porn addicts, that's just not possible. There must be some other explaination.

It turns out that movie theaters are the boot-camps for these perverts. In particular, movies with monsters in them. While children sit in comfort, with a warm tub of popcorn in their lap, they are entertained by slimey, hairy, veiny, throbbing monsters. Like Pavlov's dog, the drool on command. So, the next time they see a hairy, slimey, veiny object, they start drooling. And so on.

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ALWAYS the hair. Hollywood can't get enough of it.
Now, I'm not some sort of old-fashioned, strict party-pooper who is against ALL monsters. There are plenty of real-life monsters that are mentioned in the Bible: unicorns, satyrs, dragons, giant man-swallowing fishes, sea serpents, giants, cockatrices, and so on. But the Bible does not have shiny phallic alien heads bursting out of people's bodies, nor the hairy lumps of Gremlins.

1. Footnote: Focus On The Family confirms that you can scare your son straight by showing him your penis.


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Default Re: Movie monsters make kids comfortable with dirty body parts! - 05-02-2010, 02:59 PM

When i was a kid, i was scared of my own penis because it started growing and shrinking. Once i was at home, i asked to my older brother and my grandma HELP because i didn't know what was happening. Then, they explained to me and this is where i started to like girls more and more.

Simple: Its better for a kid to get use to his early fear sooner then later. And again, with balance and good parenting, there wont be any problem.

For the bodies, you are not the only one, all kids kind of fear adult bodies because of hairy feature and others that you mentioned, but me and my friends as kids, we was really curious about girls(Mothers never counted in that part)


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Default Re: Movie monsters make kids comfortable with dirty body parts! - 05-02-2010, 03:50 PM

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When i was a kid, i was scared of my own penis because it started growing and shrinking. Once i was at home, i asked to my older brother and my grandma HELP because i didn't know what was happening. Then, they explained to me and this is where i started to like girls more and more.

Simple: Its better for a kid to get use to his early fear sooner then later. And again, with balance and good parenting, there wont be any problem.

For the bodies, you are not the only one, all kids kind of fear adult bodies because of hairy feature and others that you mentioned, but me and my friends as kids, we was really curious about girls(Mothers never counted in that part)
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Default Re: Movie monsters make kids comfortable with dirty body parts! - 05-02-2010, 07:45 PM

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Friends,

I remember my first time in a changing room. The sultry smell of chlorine, the exitement of knowing I was going to learn how to swim....These first impressions would quickly be swept away when adults came in and started taking their clothes off.

Never before had I imagined how nightmarishly horrible the human body could be! So much hair, so many wrinkles, so veiny, with lumps and pimples and...The horror! I started crying, and ran to find my mother in the ladies change room. It was even worse! The fatty lumps, the stretch-marks, and just when I expected it least, MORE hair! And peeking out at me from those dark forests of evil, unspeakably slimey maws....

I was scared straight.(1) And when I say straight, I mean, missionary position, lights out, get it over with quickly straight. Christian straight. The human loins are shameful and disgusting, and sex is at best a necessary evil, as the Bible tells us:

I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, it is good for them if they abide even as I.
But if they cannot contain, let them marry: for it is better to marry than to burn. - 1 Corinthians 7:8-9

Yet, the new generation doesn't seem to think like me. Not only do they enjoy looking at the unsightly parts of the body....Well, I won't even go there. But THEY do.

What is the difference between their generation and mine? Clearly they have been desensitized to the horrors of human anatomy. They can't ALL be porn addicts, that's just not possible. There must be some other explaination.

It turns out that movie theaters are the boot-camps for these perverts. In particular, movies with monsters in them. While children sit in comfort, with a warm tub of popcorn in their lap, they are entertained by slimey, hairy, veiny, throbbing monsters. Like Pavlov's dog, the drool on command. So, the next time they see a hairy, slimey, veiny object, they start drooling. And so on.



Now, I'm not some sort of old-fashioned, strict party-pooper who is against ALL monsters. There are plenty of real-life monsters that are mentioned in the Bible: unicorns, satyrs, dragons, giant man-swallowing fishes, sea serpents, giants, cockatrices, and so on. But the Bible does not have shiny phallic alien heads bursting out of people's bodies, nor the hairy lumps of Gremlins.

1. Footnote: Focus On The confirms that you can scare your son straight by showing him your penis.
Brother, that sounds like quite the horrid experience, and a good reason to avoid swimming pools. Of course we also avoid lakes because of the unsaved harlots parading around in bikini's and whatnot.


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Default Re: Movie monsters make kids comfortable with dirty body parts! - 01-21-2013, 08:32 PM

In Great Britain, which under Margaret Thatcher was far Godlier than it is today, the movies Alien and Invasion Of The Body Snatchers were given X-ratings for fears of alien egg-pod inspired horniness:

"There are no sex scenes or nudity in Alien and the 30-year-old document suggests censors were not concerned by the violence, gore or the escalating fear factor.

It was the image of the egg - which leads to Kane's shocking demise during a meal in an infamous scene - that was thought by the BBFC to be too disturbing for sexually inexperienced viewers....decision was based on a similar scene from the 1978 remake of the B-movie Invasion Of The Body Snatchers which was also given an adult-only rating...."


Uh-oh, once some of my kids found some puffball mushrooms in the woods nearby, and pretended they were squishing alien egg pods. I'd better check to make sure they're not into any sort of hot man-on-squid action when I'm not around.


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Default Re: Movie monsters make kids comfortable with dirty body parts! - 01-21-2013, 08:52 PM

It's not only monster movies that are obsessed with sexual desensitisation!



This space ship from the gay agenda movie Flash Gordon couldn't be more like a flying tallywacker if it tried.



How much more gay does a film have to be before people leave the theatre in disgust?



As for the fetishistic nature of the obvious prelude to the anal insertion scene I never saw because by then I had left the theatre in disgust...

Awful!

But our children are constantly bombarded with this stuff.



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