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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 12-04-2006, 06:45 PM

I didn't hug them. In the vast momentum of pure spiritual aura they hugged themselves.


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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 12-04-2006, 06:52 PM

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I didn't hug them. In the vast momentum of pure spiritual aura they hugged themselves.
This sounds like a euphemism for self-abusive perversions.

That is not the sort of thing we discuss here, pup.
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Default Re: How did you bag your Goths? - 12-04-2006, 11:28 PM

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In what culture? Certainly not in GODLY America.
In the court of law, and that's what matters.
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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 02-12-2008, 09:08 AM

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A flatter place than Iowa is

your battered mental plane:

flatter than IHOP pancakes

burnt to black on hellish iron.


Someday I'll float, finished,

souffle,

while you will sink and have to wait

inedible on satan's plate.

Wow, you can rhyme (badly).

Did you all skip over the 10 commandments when you were reading the bible.

Hmm. Thou shalt not kill... Big part of the book to miss.
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Default Re: How many goths have you bagged today? - 02-12-2008, 01:28 PM

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Wow, you can rhyme (badly).

Did you all skip over the 10 commandments when you were reading the bible.

Hmm. Thou shalt not kill... Big part of the book to miss.
Suffer not a witch to live. Big part of the book to miss.


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