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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-26-2017, 09:19 PM

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It is blindingly obvious that there are people enslaved by a religion, while the rest of the world either laughs, spits on or straight up hates.
Well, from your posts here you don't seem like a laughing sort of a guy. So tell us, are you a spitter or a hater? Whichever it is, does that make you proud of yourself?


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-26-2017, 11:09 PM

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Jesus did come to my heart, when I was young. Do you know, what happened then? He destroyed every single hope of mine. He for apart my dreams like you tear apart a piece of paper. He left nothing than destruction and chaos everywhere in my heart. And then, he left. Suddenly and without a word. I was devastated, and then I picked up a book called "Origin of Species" by none other than Charles Darwin. I was enlightened by science, and while I do not believe in any deity, I believe in kindness and a lot of other feelings that are coming from my personal experience. Thus, religion, as a whole, became obsolete for me. Religion was nothing more than a joke for me to have a good laugh at it. And do you know what do I find simultaneously funny and horrible? The indoctrination that causes people to blindly believe in something the normal people would never do.
There are some good elements in this post. You are not just attacking someone because they disagree with you. (Over a game, I might add.) You are not merely being glib in an attempt to score points and "win" in a contest where communication is the actual goal. You are writing from the heart and offering sincere testimony of your point of view, however negative your opinions towards the Bible and ourselves.

You have risen above the level of the troll and I congratulate you.

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I have read the bible. Multiple times.
More congratulations are in order. That is our overarching goal here at Landover Baptist. You might think it would be to get people saved, or to condemn them to hell. Neither of these things are within our power.

If one accepts the precedent that God, as known in the Bible, exists and that He gave humanity the Bible for the primary purpose of letting them know that He exists and the secondary purpose to understand His power and choose to obey Him, then it is absurd for any mere follower to pretend to subsume His power.

We can't send people to heaven or hell anymore than we wrote the Bible. We just relate what it actually says in its unexpunged contents. From there, everyone is on their own as to whether to believe and obey, or shrug and turn away.

What really, really burns our toast and leaves an unpleasant scent about the place is the fools who think they know and follow the Bible.

Many of the distressing topics you allude to are covered in the Bible and are not specifically condemned. They are codified, legislated as it were. They are set within a cultural standard that God not only endorses, but expressly commands.

I make no claim that rape is "okay" with me. Almost anyone in possession of an orifice that could be forcibly penetrated would agree it that it would likely be painful and humiliating.

God's Word touches upon the idea of a captured sex-slave being humbled, but the pain is never addressed. That person's designated status, as well as the status of the father of a virgin daughter who has been raped are addressed. Deuteronomy deals with the economic and social concerns of rape, not merely the moral aspects.

And in Deuteronomy 22, God makes it very clear that in certain locales, if a girl doesn't cry out, she's asking for it. The verses make no allowance for a girl not crying for help if the rapist is covering her mouth or holding a knife to her throat. If an omnipotent God arranged for His Holy Word to ignore such possibilities, then clearly it doesn't signify with Him.

Generally speaking, I don't waste my time arguing with Omnipotent Beings.

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. . . the most efficient way of controlling people is through religion.
Can't argue with that. Social control and cohesion are almost important as what happens after death when it comes to Biblical tenets. Can you imagine how messy and unwieldy genocide, slavery, animal sacrifice, menu planning and female subjugation would be if The Lord had not stepped in with His detailed instructions?

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Do you know what I consider the most prescious thing in our existence? Our ability to feel empathy.
I tried empathy once and it landed me in the hospital. I'm sure that's why a lot of people prefer to have God's instructions to guide them in moderating that particular response.

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. . . And when I read/see/hear something about a man beating his wife because some thousand year old storybook told them to do that, it's a shame. Rape is okay for you?
This has been covered.

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. . .I think I can find some men who would be more than happy to rape you regardless of your marital status. Slavery is okay for you? I could go and search for you and then sell you for a nice amount of money that would do me better than you. Violence is okay for you? I could find some people who would beat you up just enough to leave you on the verge of death, where not even the Holy Jesus himself can save you.
Wow. You've put a LOT of thought into seeing me suffer some horrible fates. You may have more in common with some of the people I know who call themselves Christian than you realize. Perhaps that should give you pause?

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And there is one more thing: I am a man, but I'd murder anyone who'd even think about laying a finger on my girlfriend. She is sacred to me and anyone fu<king with her will get their motherfu<king @ss kicked. Be baptist or not. Because I value her more than myself. Think about this. And if some baptist dick rapes her, I'll make sure he is going to eat that penis that took my girlfriend's virginity she reserved for me and me only. If he forces my girlfriend into a marriage, I'll force a shotgun up his rectum and pull both triggers to feel that I'm not joking when I say: "No one fu<ks with my relatives. No one."
Again this is getting WAY graphic and dark. You really have read the Bible, haven't you? And you've absorbed some of its core components. Nobody messes with me and mine. Rape one of my women and you pay in blood. Rape someone else and I may not get too worked up.

For illustration, read Judges 19-21. The juicy parts start when some dude tosses his girlfriend out to a crowd to be raped while he gets a good night's sleep. (You would never do that, I'm sure.) The next morning, she's lying on the doorstep and he nudges her to get up and climb on the donkey so that they can get going. Turns out that she's dead.

From there the story gets more complicated and a whole lot of people get slaughtered, including any women who are clearly not virgins, i.e. those pregnant or breast-feeding.

But the virgin girls are spared so that they can be married off (presumably whether they liked it or not) to a bunch of guys who needed pure wives so that their tribe could continue in order to fulfill God's Big Plans for His Chosen People.

Nowhere in this narrative does God speak out in condemnation of the guy who threw his girlfriend out to be raped to death. This is because she was his property and the financial issues had been resolved.

Now, the reason that guy got upset was because they raped her to the point of uselessness. (He actually cut up her corpse to make that point.)

The men who did the deed were killed--which presumably meets with your approval-- but so was nearly everybody else in the town where they lived.

Again, God doesn't speak directly on this issue. He also doesn't make any noise about all the men, boys and married women who get slaughtered when the virgins are being collected for marriage/rape/slavery, depending on how you want to look at it.

But that fellow whose chica was raped did get his revenge. Clearly, he wasn't going to let anybody mess with his relatives. (Beyond letting his woman be gang raped. But if you read the story you will see that he was only protecting himself and his host's virgin daughter which was very empathetic of him.)

It's possible that the men in that town who got slaughtered (not the rapists' town; this was the town where none of the men joined the attack to kill everybody in the rapists' town) didn't want anyone to f#ck with their relatives, as you so charmingly put it.

But that didn't work out very well for them because they weren't suitably incensed enough to go and kill all the relatives of the men who f#cked (literally) with that other guy's relative.

Whew, at this point, I don't blame you if you are confused. You really need to read the story for yourself. It's just one of the many uplifting tales of morality that the Bible offers. I'm pretty sure that it makes the point that people need God's Commands to offer them social control.

I'm not the scriptural expert many of the Brothers are, but I think that if some of the rules in Deuteronomy had been followed, a fine could have been paid and at least a few lives might have been spared. Not the woman who was raped, though. The narrative makes it fairly clear that she was asking for trouble.

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Again, can't argue with that. What's really interesting is that those are mix and match options. People can be enslaved by gaming addictions as well as religions. They can laugh or hate regardless of whether they believe in a religion or not. And people who spit upon others for any reason are distasteful in the extreme.


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There are some good elements in this post. You are not just attacking someone because they disagree with you. (Over a game, I might add.) You are not merely being glib in an attempt to score points and "win" in a contest where communication is the actual goal. You are writing from the heart and offering sincere testimony of your point of view, however negative your opinions towards the Bible and ourselves.

You have risen above the level of the troll and I congratulate you.

More congratulations are in order. That is our overarching goal here at Landover Baptist. You might think it would be to get people saved, or to condemn them to hell. Neither of these things are within our power.

If one accepts the precedent that God, as known in the Bible, exists and that He gave humanity the Bible for the primary purpose of letting them know that He exists and the secondary purpose to understand His power and choose to obey Him, then it is absurd for any mere follower to pretend to subsume His power.

We can't send people to heaven or hell anymore than we wrote the Bible. We just relate what it actually says in its unexpunged contents. From there, everyone is on their own as to whether to believe and obey, or shrug and turn away.

What really, really burns our toast and leaves an unpleasant scent about the place is the fools who think they know and follow the Bible.

Many of the distressing topics you allude to are covered in the Bible and are not specifically condemned. They are codified, legislated as it were. They are set within a cultural standard that God not only endorses, but expressly commands.

I make no claim that rape is "okay" with me. Almost anyone in possession of an orifice that could be forcibly penetrated would agree it that it would likely be painful and humiliating.

God's Word touches upon the idea of a captured sex-slave being humbled, but the pain is never addressed. That person's designated status, as well as the status of the father of a virgin daughter who has been raped are addressed. Deuteronomy deals with the economic and social concerns of rape, not merely the moral aspects.

And in Deuteronomy 22, God makes it very clear that in certain locales, if a girl doesn't cry out, she's asking for it. The verses make no allowance for a girl not crying for help if the rapist is covering her mouth or holding a knife to her throat. If an omnipotent God arranged for His Holy Word to ignore such possibilities, then clearly it doesn't signify with Him.

Generally speaking, I don't waste my time arguing with Omnipotent Beings.

Can't argue with that. Social control and cohesion are almost important as what happens after death when it comes to Biblical tenets. Can you imagine how messy and unwieldy genocide, slavery, animal sacrifice, menu planning and female subjugation would be if The Lord had not stepped in with His detailed instructions?

I tried empathy once and it landed me in the hospital. I'm sure that's why a lot of people prefer to have God's instructions to guide them in moderating that particular response.

This has been covered.

Wow. You've put a LOT of thought into seeing me suffer some horrible fates. You may have more in common with some of the people I know who call themselves Christian than you realize. Perhaps that should give you pause?

Again this is getting WAY graphic and dark. You really have read the Bible, haven't you? And you've absorbed some of its core components. Nobody messes with me and mine. Rape one of my women and you pay in blood. Rape someone else and I may not get too worked up.

For illustration, read Judges 19-21. The juicy parts start when some dude tosses his girlfriend out to a crowd to be raped while he gets a good night's sleep. (You would never do that, I'm sure.) The next morning, she's lying on the doorstep and he nudges her to get up and climb on the donkey so that they can get going. Turns out that she's dead.

From there the story gets more complicated and a whole lot of people get slaughtered, including any women who are clearly not virgins, i.e. those pregnant or breast-feeding.

But the virgin girls are spared so that they can be married off (presumably whether they liked it or not) to a bunch of guys who needed pure wives so that their tribe could continue in order to fulfill God's Big Plans for His Chosen People.

Nowhere in this narrative does God speak out in condemnation of the guy who threw his girlfriend out to be raped to death. This is because she was his property and the financial issues had been resolved.

Now, the reason that guy got upset was because they raped her to the point of uselessness. (He actually cut up her corpse to make that point.)

The men who did the deed were killed--which presumably meets with your approval-- but so was nearly everybody else in the town where they lived.

Again, God doesn't speak directly on this issue. He also doesn't make any noise about all the men, boys and married women who get slaughtered when the virgins are being collected for marriage/rape/slavery, depending on how you want to look at it.

But that fellow whose chica was raped did get his revenge. Clearly, he wasn't going to let anybody mess with his relatives. (Beyond letting his woman be gang raped. But if you read the story you will see that he was only protecting himself and his host's virgin daughter which was very empathetic of him.)

It's possible that the men in that town who got slaughtered (not the rapists' town; this was the town where none of the men joined the attack to kill everybody in the rapists' town) didn't want anyone to f#ck with their relatives, as you so charmingly put it.

But that didn't work out very well for them because they weren't suitably incensed enough to go and kill all the relatives of the men who f#cked (literally) with that other guy's relative.

Whew, at this point, I don't blame you if you are confused. You really need to read the story for yourself. It's just one of the many uplifting tales of morality that the Bible offers. I'm pretty sure that it makes the point that people need God's Commands to offer them social control.

I'm not the scriptural expert many of the Brothers are, but I think that if some of the rules in Deuteronomy had been followed, a fine could have been paid and at least a few lives might have been spared. Not the woman who was raped, though. The narrative makes it fairly clear that she was asking for trouble.

Again, can't argue with that. What's really interesting is that those are mix and match options. People can be enslaved by gaming addictions as well as religions. They can laugh or hate regardless of whether they believe in a religion or not. And people who spit upon others for any reason are distasteful in the extreme.
Oh, someone starting to use actual logic instead of blindly hurling Bible-quotes at me! Good job, you might even become one of the "elevated" and let go of religion completely! There is hope for you, I can see, but you keep denying it so well, I was getting convinced that there was no more hope, but you, dear Handmaiden, showed me that there is actually logical, thinking people amidst the black seas of ignorant blinds.


So, people of the Landover Baptist Forum, I wanna make an announcement. I am convinced that you are being manipulated to think what your "pastors" think. You are all better than that. I think if there is something that can explain my behaviour, then it is that you all needed the enlightenment that there are people who think that religion is a complete and utter garbage. Now, the only thing is that you give up your hate towards other religions. They hate you because you hate them! I don't hate anyone, I'm hard-pressed to hate, I'm literally made of love and compassion, but sometimes - as you have seen many, many times - I can turn that love and compassion into rage on par with the Destroyer. So, the jist of this is: Messing with me is not a good thing, because I have the science behind me, but if you approach me with open arms, I'll return the hug and be your friend like no one was.


I still hold my belief of 'What goes around, comes around', but I still don't believe what the Bible wants to convey. It is still a storybook to me, where the stories aren't real, just like J. R. R. Tolkien's "Lord of the Rings". Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs to anywhere, everybody's going to die.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-27-2017, 03:40 PM

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I think if there is something that can explain my behaviour, then it is that you all needed the enlightenment that there are people who think that religion is a complete and utter garbage.
Your behavior is of no particular note - we've seen much, much worse. But do you seriously think that (a) you are the first person to come to these forums and tell us that and (b) now you have "enlightened" us we are going to change our beliefs? You may want to think again.

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Now, the only thing is that you give up your hate towards other religions. They hate you because you hate them!
But even if you were right (which you are not), what makes you think that it's that way round? If we did hate them, perhaps it would be because they hate us.

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I don't hate anyone, I'm hard-pressed to hate, I'm literally made of love and compassion, but sometimes - as you have seen many, many times - I can turn that love and compassion into rage on par with the Destroyer.
No, you're literally made of flesh, blood and bones. And rage on the internet is so very easy, isn't it?

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So, the jist of this is: Messing with me is not a good thing, because I have the science behind me, but if you approach me with open arms, I'll return the hug and be your friend like no one was.
Oooh, scary stuff. But seriously, are you laboring under the misapprehension that we want to be your friend? You do seem very full of yourself, you know.

(Oh, and it's spelled gist. You're welcome.)


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Jesus did come to my heart, when I was young. Do you know, what happened then? He destroyed every single hope of mine. He for apart my dreams like you tear apart a piece of paper. He left nothing than destruction and chaos everywhere in my heart. And then, he left. Suddenly and without a word.
If you have read the Bible instead of listening to some fraudulent priests, you'd have known that this is typical Jesus behavior. Why would He care for you? He's tortured and killed millions of people, and He continues to torture and kill today, and you want Him to give you some special treatment?!



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Do you know what I consider the most prescious thing in our existence? Our ability to feel empathy. And when I read/see/hear something about a man beating his wife because some thousand year old storybook told them to do that, it's a shame. Rape is okay for you? I think I can find some men who would be more than happy to rape you regardless of your marital status. Slavery is okay for you? I could go and search for you and then sell you for a nice amount of money that would do me better than you. Violence is okay for you? I could find some people who would beat you up just enough to leave you on the verge of death, where not even the Holy Jesus himself can save you.
That's not very empathic of you to say, dear.
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And do you know what do I find simultaneously funny and horrible? The indoctrination that causes people to blindly believe in something the normal people would never do.
Hello again Mr. Nomad. Can't the same be also said of any other ideology, though? Communism/socialism? National/ethnic identity/pride? Religion is not the only type of ideology which makes people commit inhumane crimes, you know.

Also, how do you define "normal people?" We all have been indoctrinated one way or another since we were born. Hence, would you define "normal people" as "people who think the way I do?" And how would that stance make you different from a Bible-thumping Baptist?

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The 20th century has shown that other ideologies work fine as well in this regard. But, as someone smart has said, those who don't know the past are doomed to repeat it, and those who do know the past are doomed to watch helplessly as others repeat it.

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Personally, I blame indigestion as the earliest origin of religion. Something like a heavy dinner of meat that was less than fresh - since our early ancestors were often scavengers - resulting in very vivid dreams. And from there people escalated to achieving altered states of mind on purpose, through consumption of drugs, hyperventilation, sensory deprivation, etc.

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So, people of the Landover Baptist Forum, I wanna make an announcement. I am convinced that you are being manipulated to think what your "pastors" think.
Based on my ethnographic studies, they are definitely not manipulated by their pastors. You can, and you should, make that argument against every other Christian denomination in the world - as all other Christian churches do their best to highlight the parts of the Bible they like, and to hide/ignore the really ugly and cruel large chunks of it. And yes, followers of said denominations are definitely manipulated to think what their pastors/priests want them to think.

However, this church is different. They espouse the Holy Bible as is, without ignoring the horrifying 90% of it. I hope you stick around long enough to learn to respect that.

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That's nice, but the members of this lovely community don't care about science - they live under a paradigm in which empirical evidence is less important than what they believe to be the Word of God.


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Oh, someone starting to use actual logic instead of blindly hurling Bible-quotes at me!
Logic, Moi ? I suppose that I could use it, but the Bible doesn't really endorse it, so I tread very, very carefully in that area. Also, forgive me for beating a dead horse down to the point where we are knee deep in horse molecules, but this IS a Bible discussion forum. Quotes from Scripture are the currency here, so what else would you suggest that I "hurl around"?

And in case you didn't see the forest for the trees, all the "logic" that I employed was underscored by details taken from the Bible. I did not cite each individual verse, but I noted the book and chapters. That is how you engage in a productive discussion here.

There is no requirement here that a given poster like or agree with the Bible and its contents; we have atheist and Pastafarian forum members who are tolerated. But these individuals keep to the source material, i.e. The Holy Bible, when they post their sometimes opposing points of view.

The one point of view that they agree with us on is that everything in the Bible is to be given the same credence. In the case of atheists, that means no credence whatsoever. What our non-True Christian™ forum members do NOT do is serve up a low-fiber, over-sugared, air-puffed form of Christianity based on a few nice sounding Bible verses.

Much of the narratives and many of the Commandments in the Bible are hardly "nice". They know that, and so do we. In that sense, we are all among the "elevated".
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Good job, you might even become one of the "elevated" and let go of religion completely! There is hope for you, I can see, but you keep denying it so well, I was getting convinced that there was no more hope, but you, dear Handmaiden, showed me that there is actually logical, thinking people amidst the black seas of ignorant blinds.
You meant the above as a compliment, but it is unnecessary. There have always been thinking people who face the Truth© of the Bible head on, without the rose-colored glasses. Then there are the oceans of people who snip and paste its contents, or the contents of other religious texts, to create a more accommodating religion that makes people like them.

We call these people, "Fluffy Bunnies". They may be nice and soft for hugging, but many people are allergic to their watered down philosophy and prefer straight up reality in their approach to religion.
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So, people of the Landover Baptist Forum, I wanna make an announcement. . . .you all needed the enlightenment that there are people who think that religion is a complete and utter garbage.
Again, unnecessary. We know that plenty of people think religion is garbage. As I mentioned, some of those people post regularly on our forum. But they are very careful not to replace one type of garbage thinking with another type of garbage thinking.

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Now, the only thing is that you give up your hate towards other religions.
A seriously committed adherent of any religion would make the effort to obey its precepts. If their God says do this and don't do that, they do do the first thing and don't do the second.

The Biblical God says hate (if you have read His Bible than you know He says it a lot) and His sincere followers hate. I don't take it personally when people from other faiths hate me; it's their job. I just keep doing what I do, discussing the Bible, and leave changing hearts and minds to a power other than my own.
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Minding our own business, discussing the Most Influential Book in Human History, here on our own private forum does not equate with "messing" with anyone.

Remember, you came here-- to disagree with us. You are allowed to do so respectfully. But we are under no obligation to accept any position or information that you provide as more "valid" than our own knowledge of the Bible.

The Muslim observance of Ramadan has begun. Would you barge into a mosque and start quoting science that fasting can be a health risk? Would you insist that their God isn't real and therefore their fasting is pointless?

You can have that discussion under some circumstances, but I wouldn't recommend having it in a mosque. More importantly, I wouldn't sit down on one of their prayer rugs and start chowing down on bacon right in front of them. But that is what many so-called "thinking" posters do when they come to our forum in response to a given thread that expresses a negative opinion about something that they like.
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The verse you are looking for is in the Gospel of Luke.

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Give, and it shall be given unto you; good measure, pressed down, and shaken together, and running over, shall men give into your bosom. For with the same measure that ye mete withal it shall be measured to you again.
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. . I still don't believe what the Bible wants to convey. It is still a storybook to me, where the stories aren't real,
Oddly enough, that is the perspective many so-called Christians probably take. Because if they really believe the stories are real, they are nuts to insist that Christianity is all about "Peace and Love."
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Well, my parents certainly didn't consult me in the matter before I was born, and I am well aware that I am going to die, but I would at least like to think that I belong here at Landover Baptist.


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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-28-2017, 01:44 AM

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the jist of this is: Messing with me is not a good thing, because I have the science behind me, but if you approach me with open arms, I'll return the hug and be your friend like no one was.
Hey Nomad,

I just showed up here, looks pretty crazy.

I think you're saying a lot of good things. I think you should keep on saying them. Even if nobody's listening.

But the part I quoted kind of stuck out to me, because I think that there are a lot of similarities between what you're saying and how these folks got brainwashed to begin with.

Compare the simple version of Christianity: God will be your friend-- unless you mess with Him, at which point, yes, you'd better watch out.

But it's not just God, it's all of Landover together. I think that a lot of them found each other by saying exactly the same thing: that they'd be friends, but only if they agreed to believe exactly the same things; and clearly, you don't want to not be friends, because look at the kind of stuff they advocate for even mild failings, just really nasty violence. It's like the whole reason they got brainwashed was because they needed friends, and were really scared of being ostracized (and maybe pelted with stones.)

Even if I could convince these weirdos by doing that, I guess I wouldn't want to, you know? I don't know. There might not be any way to win. Sometimes, you just focus on keeping your head upright, you know?

Sorry if any of that's unwelcome. It just got me thinking is all.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-28-2017, 04:19 AM

Dear Nomad,

What I see from your posts is that you have abandonment issues. Well, to be honest, I really can't blame your parents for getting divorced and leaving you to the whims of the social services and papist priests. Your attitude is absolutely disgusting and you are so full of anger and hatred that it makes my eyes water. My advice to you, my boy, is that you clench your cheeks tightly when you leave this earthly demesne.

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Dear Nomad,


What I see from your posts is that you have abandonment issues. Well, to be honest, I really can't blame your parents for getting divorced and leaving you to the whims of the social services and papist priests. Your attitude is absolutely disgusting and you are so full of anger and hatred that it makes my eyes water. My advice to you, my boy, is that you clench your cheeks tightly when you leave this earthly demesne.


YIC
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Hah! Suck on that, and wait for it, because it'll never come! They have been living together in love for 40 years, and they don't plan on getting a divorce. And, you know, I'll be the most tranquil man on the world when Death knocks on my door - for I did what I know is right. Also, thank you for renaming me, at least I have no brain while the rest of you have only water in your head!

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Hah! Suck on that, and wait for it, because it'll never come! They have been living together in love for 40 years, and they don't plan on getting a divorce. And, you know, I'll be the most tranquil man on the world when Death knocks on my door - for I did what I know is right. Also, thank you for renaming me, at least I have no brain while the rest of you have only water in your head!

Let there be Metal,
The Nomad
Hi Nomad,

Acting like a piece of shit to members on a forum doesn´t get you any credit. Why won´t you act like a decent human being?

Kind regards,

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-28-2017, 06:23 PM

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Hah! Suck on that, and wait for it, because it'll never come! They have been living together in love for 40 years, and they don't plan on getting a divorce. And, you know, I'll be the most tranquil man on the world when Death knocks on my door - for I did what I know is right. Also, thank you for renaming me, at least I have no brain while the rest of you have only water in your head!

Let there be Metal,
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Dear Nomad,

There is a difference between writing from the heart and being sincere and tossing off knee-jerk responses that border on foul-mouthedness.

You may wish to peruse the posts of Didymus Much and Roland. They are both unbelievers who are in diametric opposition to authority of The One True God of the Bible.

Nonetheless, they don't assume an attack posture when dealing with other forum members. Granted, Mr. Much makes no apologies for being an atheist tending towards the "Dickovian" end of the scale. But at least his retorts have a cleverness about them. The unfortunate term "Suck on that" is juvenile and lacking in any nuance.

To paraphrase a sentiment of your own from an earlier post, "You are better than that."

Sincere regards,

Handmaiden

P.S. My congratulations to your parents on their long-lived and happy marriage.


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Dear Nomad,

There is a difference between writing from the heart and being sincere and tossing off knee-jerk responses that border on foul-mouthedness.

You may wish to peruse the posts of Didymus Much and Roland. They are both unbelievers who are in diametric opposition to authority of The One True God of the Bible.

Nonetheless, they don't assume an attack posture when dealing with other forum members. Granted, Mr. Much makes no apologies for being an atheist tending towards the "Dickovian" end of the scale. But at least his retorts have a cleverness about them. The unfortunate term "Suck on that" is juvenile and lacking in any nuance.

To paraphrase a sentiment of your own from an earlier post, "You are better than that."

Sincere regards,

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P.S. My congratulations to your parents on their long-lived and happy marriage.
If I was any better, you would have thought this throught, opened your eyes and shut yourself out of this damned and dumb religion. Religion only brings chaos to this world, and if there were only the people who knew the truth about sciences being ultimately true then no one would fight anyone, there would be finally world peace. But instead, you hate, you preach "guns and glory" where it should be extended rights and lefts reaching out to help others up and out of their shit. So, if I am correct about the sciences that means that religion is just a stupid thing, made by men, for men, to oppress unwanted tendencies that might come up, like you oppress the people who try to open your (REFERENCE TO FORNICATION REMOVED) eyes to the truth that you are slaves to your own people. This is why you use cheating tactics like renaming people to represent what you fear: the truth of enlightened thinking, not just some order-following sheep who can be disciplined by a "God" that does not exist in the "High Heavens" and "Will come on the end of the world". That BS does not exist. Look in my signature. And then look around you. The stuff you see: the remains of a bunch of dead stars. Not film stars but the stars on the night sky that you think are just holes poked through by some unknown force in the "Heaven".

Are you really that dumb? Using backstabbing methods like renaming me from TheNomad to TheNoBrain? Are you really that low? Because if you are, you are beyond redemption. I wasn't going to do this, but I am forced to: I'll have to do what I deem right that might bring down the site. But if the site is brought down, I can sleep with the comfort that you cannot continue your little community and you'll be mad. You'll be furious that a guy did this, because you have bullied him to the point where he needs do it. I'm not talking about hacking the site. That's one way. But I'll see if I can make you scream in another way.

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...But I'll see if I can make you scream in another way...
Are you threatening to share some of your poetry?


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I'll have to do what I deem right that might bring down the site. But if the site is brought down, I can sleep with the comfort that you cannot continue your little community and you'll be mad. You'll be furious that a guy did this, because you have bullied him to the point where he needs do it. I'm not talking about hacking the site. That's one way. But I'll see if I can make you scream in another way.

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Awww!

Ow, ha, ha. So clever and witty.

I can't help but wonder: does one criticise others because they don't agree with the general public, or does one criticise someone because the other is right and they don't want to admit their defeat, because that'd bring their little world built up inside them crumbling down and the sun'd shine in their eyes...?

TL;DR: Does one criticise others because of own belief or fear of the risk of being a laughing matter?


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Prayer Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-30-2017, 10:57 AM

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Ow, ha, ha. So clever and witty.

I can't help but wonder: does one criticise others because they don't agree with the general public, or does one criticise someone because the other is right and they don't want to admit their defeat, because that'd bring their little world built up inside them crumbling down and the sun'd shine in their eyes...?

TL;DR: Does one criticise others because of own belief or fear of the risk of being a laughing matter?
Dear Friend,

We have absolutely no fear of being ridiculed! In fact, Jesus has told us that it would happen!

Jude 1:18-21
How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts. These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit. But ye, beloved, building up yourselves on your most holy faith, praying in the Holy Ghost, Keep yourselves in the love of God, looking for the mercy of our Lord Jesus Christ unto eternal life.

You are apparently among the mockers. You do not have the Spirit. We, on the other hand, keep ourselves in the Love of God. By tolerating your laugh, our position once in Heaven will be even more prestigious than without your mockery!

Matthew 5:12
Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.




I hope that you can appreciate the irony. The more you laugh at us, the more Jesus will cherish us in Heaven. Now, what about you? Aren't you just a tiny bit afraid?




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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-30-2017, 12:36 PM

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I think that there are a lot of similarities between what you're saying and how these folks got brainwashed to begin with.
It is terrible, I agree, the extent these game developers will go to to lock in poor unimaginative saps who could otherwise be making a contribution during these last days. Do they care that the only relationship of value is compromised here on earth? No. That's how much they care.

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I think that a lot of them found each other by saying exactly the same thing: that they'd be friends, but only if they agreed to believe exactly the same things; and clearly, you don't want to not be friends
It's a little puzzling, though. I'm not sure exactly to what extent your beliefs align with reality; obviously as Christians we are not in any way "religious" preferring to live in the world as it actually is rather than play-acting some externally sourced fantasy. That remains the forte of gamers and other maniacs, in particular the religious varieties such as scientologist/mormon cultists (they're essentially the same thing) or 7th-day adventists and stuff. Even these overwatch nutbags whom you quite rightly criticise. But a quick glance at your friends list in conjunction with your intro. post seems at variance with how I'm reading your post here. God is not the author of confusion.

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I'm not religious in any fashion, so I haven't found Jesus, nor do I attend any church. I haven't read the entirety of the Bible, but I have read some.
Then said I in my heart, As it happeneth to the fool, so it happeneth even to me; and why was I then more wise? Then I said in my heart, that this also is vanity.
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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-30-2017, 11:39 PM

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Are you threatening to share some of your poetry?
I doubt he is able to write something that would evoke an emotion beyond ¨meh¨.


Jeremiah 6:21 Therefore thus saith the LORD, Behold, I will lay stumblingblocks before this people, and the fathers and the sons together shall fall upon them; the neighbour and his friend shall perish.

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Default Re: Overwatch: Overdue For A Ban! - 05-31-2017, 12:21 AM

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Ow, ha, ha. So clever and witty.

I can't help but wonder: does one criticise others because they don't agree with the general public, or does one criticise someone because the other is right and they don't want to admit their defeat, because that'd bring their little world built up inside them crumbling down and the sun'd shine in their eyes...?

TL;DR: Does one criticise others because of own belief or fear of the risk of being a laughing matter?
The last time I checked you were the one invading our safe space on the internet to criticize our way of life, not the other way around.

I cannot prove it, but I know for a fact, that a day will come when you will feel very, very, very stupid for persecuting us. I pray that it happens before the Rapture. I pray that you lose those blindfolds Jesus gave you (2 Thess 2:11-12) and will be able to see the Truth™.
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